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Obama Pulls A Heisman

I think he’s a bit too skinny for football.

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2 Responses to “Obama Pulls A Heisman”

  1. C.S.Strowbridge says:

    I pulled my Heisman the other day.

    I’ll let you guys fill in the rest of the joke.

  2. Rieux says:

    I’ve never understood the Desmond Howard “Heisman pose.”

    It’s supposed to look like the statue, but it doesn’t. The sculpted guy doesn’t have a leg in the air–his bent leg is on the #@$#@ ground. The statue is delivering a stiff-arm; the pose makes you look like you’re a dog taking a leak.

    Guh.