I Saw Doug Williams Throw Four Touchdowns In One Quarter In The Superbowl

7:04 pm EST December 20th, 2007 | News | 7 Comments

Using the Mitt Romney standard for being "there", my watching the Superbowl on TV from my apartment in Silver Spring, MD in 1988 is the same as me being right next to Redskins QB Doug Williams in San Diego, CA at Jack Murphy Stadium.

“If you look at the literature, if you look at the dictionary, the term ‘saw’ includes being aware of in the sense I’ve described,” he said. “It’s a figure of speech and very familiar and it’s very common and I saw my dad march with Martin Luther King. I did not see it with my own eyes but I saw him in the sense of being aware of his participation in that great effort.”

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7 Responses to “I Saw Doug Williams Throw Four Touchdowns In One Quarter In The Superbowl”

  1. midderpidge says:
    December 20, 2007 at 8:40 pm

    It’s called a hallucination, Flip Flopney.

  2. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    December 20, 2007 at 9:33 pm

    You know what? I don’t care about this story.

    Of all the things that Mitt has done that should kill his campaign, this doesn’t even make the top five for me.

  3. OxyCon says:
    December 20, 2007 at 10:17 pm

    Mitt has seen everything and holds all positions because he is after all only a hologram from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

  4. A Siegel says:
    December 21, 2007 at 7:18 am

    Seems to me that Doug Williams actually did throw some touchdown passes. Romney’s Dad, however, wasn’t exactly marching with Martin Luther King. Seems that Dennis Kucinivich is more trustworthy about UFOs than Romney is about his family history.

  5. midderpidge says:
    December 21, 2007 at 1:14 pm

    Now someone has dug up an old interview where Flip Flopney claimed he and his dad marched with King.

  6. dana says:
    December 22, 2007 at 9:25 am

    And I saw Joe Thiesmann throw a touchdown pass in the Super Bowl — to Jack Squrek! :)

  7. Asterisk says:
    December 22, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    People I Saw March With Martin Luther King:

    Miss Daisy
    Hoke
    Richie Cunningham
    Arthur Fonzarelli
    The Fresh Prince’s Uncle Phil
    Aunt Viv
    Cliff Huxtable
    Claire Huxtable
    Miss Jane Pittman