Using the Mitt Romney standard for being "there", my watching the Superbowl on TV from my apartment in Silver Spring, MD in 1988 is the same as me being right next to Redskins QB Doug Williams in San Diego, CA at Jack Murphy Stadium.
“If you look at the literature, if you look at the dictionary, the term ‘saw’ includes being aware of in the sense I’ve described,” he said. “It’s a figure of speech and very familiar and it’s very common and I saw my dad march with Martin Luther King. I did not see it with my own eyes but I saw him in the sense of being aware of his participation in that great effort.”
It’s called a hallucination, Flip Flopney.
You know what? I don’t care about this story.
Of all the things that Mitt has done that should kill his campaign, this doesn’t even make the top five for me.
Mitt has seen everything and holds all positions because he is after all only a hologram from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.
Seems to me that Doug Williams actually did throw some touchdown passes. Romney’s Dad, however, wasn’t exactly marching with Martin Luther King. Seems that Dennis Kucinivich is more trustworthy about UFOs than Romney is about his family history.
Now someone has dug up an old interview where Flip Flopney claimed he and his dad marched with King.
And I saw Joe Thiesmann throw a touchdown pass in the Super Bowl — to Jack Squrek!
People I Saw March With Martin Luther King:
Miss Daisy
Hoke
Richie Cunningham
Arthur Fonzarelli
The Fresh Prince’s Uncle Phil
Aunt Viv
Cliff Huxtable
Claire Huxtable
Miss Jane Pittman