Bzzt. Bzzt. Romneybot "cries" about his church’s racist past. Romneybot "cries" about imagining one of his sons dying in Iraq (Tagg and crew are perfectly of age and in good enough health to sign up, though Romney said they were serving the country by helping his campaign).
Romneybot once caught a fish this big… then he cried. Beep. Beep. Beep.