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Barack Obama Hates America Because He Doesn’t Put His Hand Over His Heart During The National Anthem/Pledge Of Allegiance

Can all you idiots just go away and kill yourselves? Thanks.

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4 Responses to “Barack Obama Hates America Because He Doesn’t Put His Hand Over His Heart During The National Anthem/Pledge Of Allegiance”

  1. Diamond LeGrande says:

    I pledge allegiance
    To my gut
    Of George Walker Bush
    And to the ribs
    That I just ate
    One full rack
    Baby back
    Indigestion
    With Maalox and Tums for me

  2. histrogeek says:

    They always said the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Leave it to W to not get that it’s a metaphor.

  3. cn4u3290fn says:

    Become an hero for America.

  4. jammer says:

    I like the part about all the stupid people killing themselves.