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Brandon Lloyd Claims Troy Aikman Is Gay, Maybe Brandon Lloyd Should Shut Up

8:15 pm EST October 15th, 2007 | News | 8 Comments

brandon lloyd I don’t care whether Troy Aikman is or isn’t gay, but what I do know is that Redskins WR Brandon LLoyd should shut up about the issue and tend to playing football. Right now Lloyd is heading towards enshrinement in the Heath Shuler wing of the Washington Redskins Hall Of Disappointments.

Lloyd was brought in to Washington for big bucks and he has ONE CATCH for 9 yards in 5 games so far this year. Perhaps if Brandon Lloyd concerned himself less with Troy Aikman’s sexual orientation and more with football, he wouldn’t sound so stupid.

I’m not a fan of Aikman or his team (obviously) but the man is a hall of famer with three Superbowl rings. He has bowel movements with more impressive stats than Brandon LLoyd.

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8 Responses to “Brandon Lloyd Claims Troy Aikman Is Gay, Maybe Brandon Lloyd Should Shut Up”

  1. Media Glutton says:

    Can the 49ers borrow one of those talented Aikman stool QBs, please? Thanks.

  2. OxyCon says:

    Being an Eagles fan, I hate the Cowgirls, and I really hated Aikman and Moose Johnson when they were scortching my Iggles. But I’ll tell ya, Aikman and Johnson are two of my favorite football announcers because they don’t bloviate about idiotic crap during the games, they talk about the game and know what the hell they are seeing on the field and what they are talking about.

  3. “Heath Shuler wing of the Washington Redskins Hall Of Disappointments.”

    That’s a very large hall. How many wings does it have? There’s the Steve Spurrier Coach’s Wing, the Bruce Smith Aging Veteran Wing, the Shuler overrated wing, the Gus Frerotte Self-Immolation Wing …

    Meanwhile, it looks like Norv Turner has stopped screwing up the Chargers. Who knew it could happen!

  4. Well that wing has been under operation since 1992, so it’s got about a decade and a half of futility to build on. Norv, on the other hand is a Laureate Demeritus of the wing, and will be proven so in the long run to be a cancer on the Chargers. I guarantee it.

  5. Repack Rider says:

    I’m a Niner fan and Aikman broke my heart a few times, but the MF could play some football, and that’s what he was paid for. I don’t care what he drinks, how he likes his burgers or whom he sleeps with.

    Same goes for Emmit Smith.

    You can keep Michael Irvin though. If pushing off was a stat he’d be the lifetime champion.

  6. Roundhead says:

    Hey Brandon?

    I’d rather have that allegedly gay guy on my team than you.

    In fact, if that Leave Britney Alone guy could catch a ball over the middle, hang on to it and tough out a few yards after the catch, I’d rather have him than you.

  7. will fudger says:

    Mr Willis,
    Thanks to you and your faithful commenters, I finally have a reason to allow football into my consciousness. Even without knowing the game, all your “to and froing” is mighty entertaining

  8. Quaker in a Basement says:

    Football? Bah!!

    My Rockies jus’ took the pennant!

 

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