AP – Al Gore has for a long time been full of hot air. He has a vivid imagination about the world around him. His inherent mistrust of the seasons stems from an episode of the Twilight Zone, in which the Earth gets too close to the Sun. Summers are hot & sticky, and Al is probably the single individual who has done most to create greater worldwide understanding of the measures needed to create a more effective global deodorant.

If college roommate Tommy Lee Jones, could save the City of Los Angeles from errant magma (Volcano), and the world entire from a giant cockroach (Men In Black), then certainly Al Gore deserves a prize for his initiative to combat global wetness. The same active ingredient and trusted formula that kept our leaders dry during the Cold War – now in unscented. As the planet heats up, you don’t have to! Clinton tested: guaranteed to leave no trace.

Now that Global Warming has been legitimized, a “private group” out of Monterey, California, wants to seed the North Atlantic with iron oxide pellets to help plankton absorb more carbon dioxide (greenhouse gasses). Strategy: “cleanup the planet and make a buck on the side.” Another inconvenient truth: how these Bolshevik’s misguided scam to pirate the “Peace Dividend,” sparked the worst terrorist attacks, to date, on United States soil.

Ps. I like a good spoof, but facts are facts. To whom did Al Gore donate the $1.8 million dollar Nobel Prize purse? Who is the Alliance for Climate Protection? Perhaps not coincidentally, Al Gore is the founder and chairman of the § 501(c)(3) alliance. Three guesses who the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change – the world’s pre-eminent scientific body devoted to improving our understanding of the climate crisis – a group whose members have worked tirelessly and selflessly for many years, during this true planetary emergency are: http://theseedsof9-11.com

“For years now, the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King and his associates have been deliberately undermining the foundations of internal order in this country. With their rabble-rousing demagoguery, they have been cracking the “cake of custom” that holds us together. With their doctrine of “civil disobedience,” they have been teaching hundreds of thousands of Negroes — particularly the adolescents and the children — that it is perfectly alright to break the law and defy constituted authority if you are a Negro-with-a-grievance; in protest against injustice. And they have done more than talk. They have on occasion after occasion, in almost every part of the country, called out their mobs on the streets, promoted “school strikes,” sit-ins, lie-ins, in explicit violation of the law and in explicit defiance of the public authority. They have taught anarchy and chaos by word and deed — and, no doubt, with the best of intentions — and they have found apt pupils everywhere, with intentions not of the best. Sow the wind, and reap the whirlwind.”

Will Herberg, “‘Civil Rights’ and Violence: Who Are the Guilty Ones?”, The National Review Sept. 7th, 1965

Yes, provided the crazy homeless person had been studying the apocalypse for 20 years, held congressional hearings, and consulted with the best scientific minds in the world and had written two bestselling books on the subject and lectured tirelessly to anyone and everyone who had even an atom of intellectual curiousity about the subject.

It’s exactly like that. Numbskull.

Actually the movie is true because the science in it is sound and verified by empirical data. It would be true whether it made money or not. That’s how reality works. Only in right-wing fantasyland are everything and everyone judged by how much money they make.

Yeah, no proof. Because we all know that no one has EVER gone to war over oil. How ridiculous to even suggest that such a thing could happen.

Speaking of lack of proof, how’s that hunt for WMDs going? You remember them, right? We invaded a country and overthrew government because Saddam was going to attack us with them. Yep, I’m so glad right-wingers demand so much “proof” on these issues.

Except that, um, the judge found nothing of the sort.

Damn, can’t an honest wingnut get away with a little lie every once in a while?

And you really have to hand it to Mike to ridicule the right-wingers with such skillful satire, weaving in every single moronic right-wing cliche into one post as if he actually means it. Brilliant! Colbert’s got nothing on you, man!

Did you think no one would click through your link? Did you bother to do so yourself?

The story you linked reports exactly the opposite of what you say it does.

Mike:

In the future, as more and more of Gore’s film is shown to be junk science and hysterical piffle, or perhaps a clever mechanism to line his pockets through his carbon offset company, this whole thing will be simply a quaint little reminder about the vanity of the chattering class.

Linked article:

Al Gore is not profiting from his crusade against global warming, a spokesman for an investment firm co-founded by the former vice president said Tuesday.

Knucklehead.

Now y’see, Hedley? That’s what happens when you get all your news from right-wing sources. You miss the answers to really simple questions, even when those answers are published all over the place.

Here’s the relevant graf from today’s story in the Washington Post:

The panel said global warming “may induce large-scale migration and lead to greater competition for the Earth’s resources. Such changes will place particularly heavy burdens on the world’s most vulnerable countries. There may be increased danger of violent conflicts and wars, within and between states.”

But Young Republicans should NEVER be asked why they aren’t serving in the defining crisis of their time, the war on terror. Cons have ZERO self-awareness.

VDH, this has nothing to do with JFK being a modern-day Red Stater or Blue Stater. My snide semi-off-topic remark was about how you’re tarring one side of the aisle with the bad acts that were perpetraded with a little help from the other side of the aisle.

Remind me again, who compared Gore to MLK? Oh right, it was YOU. Why you’re blaming me for it I have no clue.

And by all means, compare Al Gore’s energy usage to Southern conservative segregationists AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE! That’s how conservatives lost on civil rights, that’s how you lost on women’s suffrage, that’s how you’re losing on gay rights, and that’s how you’ll lose on global warming. History is just one never-ending slow-motion defeat for you guys — lean back and enjoy it!

Wingnut brains going POP! all across this great land of ours.