Shorter Republican Debate

5:17 pm EST October 9th, 2007 | News | 1 Comment

“I can beat Hillary!”
“No, I can beat Hillary”
“Snooze.” (Fred Thompson)
“The Iraq War is a fraud.” (Ron Paul)
“Close the border!” (Tom Tancredo)
“I can beat Hillary Clinton!”

Hillary Clinton: I’m in yer polls, beatin’ all you Republicans.

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One Response to “Shorter Republican Debate”

  1. OxyCon says:
    October 9, 2007 at 6:34 pm

    You left out the “meat” of a Repub debate:
    ***WARNING***AUDULT LANGUAGE***

    Giuliani: I’m the biggest right wing asshole on stage…uh-hmmm, and 9-11, too

    Romney: You’re wrong, I was born the biggest right wing asshole there ever was.

    McCain: Uh-uh! I’m the biggest right wing asshole! And don’t forget, I’m crazy too from being in Nam! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran.

    Thompson: Gentleman, right wing assholes don’t get any bigger than the ones from Tennessee.

    Giuliani: Oh yeah! Well, my dick is bigger than all of yours!

    McCain: Game on bitch! Let’s all bang our dicks together to see who’s got the biggest dick!