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Dept Of Wasteful Polling

Somebody actually polled Republicans in Utah. With Mitt Romney running.

In other news, 91% of the residents of my apartment think I’m as handsome as Denzel Washington. The other 9% say I’m a black Brad Pitt. 3% are undecided but think I’m sexy. Yes, we had a 103% response rate.

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2 Responses to “Dept Of Wasteful Polling”

  1. He only gets 65% in Utah? I was expecting at least 75%.

  2. SpiderJ says:

    I was expecting more than that. So maybe the poll wasn’t that useless after all. We learned that 35% of Mormon Republicans can see beyond Mitt’s Mormon faith to the false, dissembling man within.