Somebody actually polled Republicans in Utah. With Mitt Romney running.
In other news, 91% of the residents of my apartment think I’m as handsome as Denzel Washington. The other 9% say I’m a black Brad Pitt. 3% are undecided but think I’m sexy. Yes, we had a 103% response rate.
He only gets 65% in Utah? I was expecting at least 75%.
I was expecting more than that. So maybe the poll wasn’t that useless after all. We learned that 35% of Mormon Republicans can see beyond Mitt’s Mormon faith to the false, dissembling man within.