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Newsbusted: Conservative Humor Fails Again

Wow. These guys just don’t get it. Seriously, I almost feel like us liberals need to organize a telethon and some workshops to get these Yahoos to understand what FUNNY means. COME ON, people.

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12 Responses to “Newsbusted: Conservative Humor Fails Again”

  1. Dr. Monkey says:

    The opressor can never be funny. It’s too hard for most of us to laugh with their boot on our throats.

  2. Got to love that canned laughter.

  3. “The opressor can never be funny. It’s too hard for most of us to laugh with their boot on our throats.”

    LOL, thats sounds like a great example of some trademark ‘liberal humor’ there… only thing is, you goofs are actually serious so its turns out to be allot more sad than funny.

  4. SpiderJ says:

    Ooh! Ooh! Let me try.

    “2nd grader Jimmy Smith recently told his principal that he’d been jumped by bullies who took his lunch money. That’s funny, because Jimmy Smith is so poor that I’d only beat him up because he’s probably gay.”

    (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

  5. megamoze says:

    “thats sounds like a great example of some trademark ‘liberal humor’ there”

    Which only goes to show that right-wingers don’t get comedy. His was a comment, not a joke. For “liberal humor” you can check out wildly popular and award-winning shows like The Daily Show and The Colbert Report (which you probably don’t realize is laughing at you, not with you).

  6. Wildly Popular conservative, right-wing(insert fav political tag here) comedy machine says:

    megadouche, you only show how liberals are beyond pathetically inept at humor (& apparently reading)and straight into fundamentally retarted… at everything.
    BTW, You should have moved the mouse cursor over the name I posted under and read the link.. your kind are so predictable.

  7. SpiderJ has an alternate ego named SpiderGay says:

    SpiderJ said:
    “Ooh! Ooh! Let me try.

    “2nd grader Jimmy Smith recently told his principal that he’d been jumped by bullies who took his lunch money. That’s funny, because Jimmy Smith is so poor that I’d only beat him up because he’s probably gay.”

    (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)”

    Good job proving how retarted you are, lol. My compliments since you saved me the effort too!

  8. merlallen says:

    what does retarted mean, dumbass?

  9. SpiderJ says:

    It means he’s a moran.

  10. LMAO at silly liberal idiots, again says:

    Oh look the spelling nazis took the turkey basters out of each others rectums long enough to correct my spelling for me, how thoughtful!

    That’s so typical of asshats like you 2.. oh was that an improper use of grammar? I’m sorry maybe you should cry and go tattletale to teacher now.
    You shitheads cant give an intelligent response so you have to resort to correcting spelling mistakes… how remarkably sad, lol.

    I’m sure if you 2 gimps put your oily heads together you would have at least a quarter brain power to think up a half-decent response with.

    BTW I spell-checked this one, so you cunts don’t have to worry about finding misspellings and fudging your panties over it.

  11. SpiderJ says:

    Thank you for continuing to illustrate conservative humor perfectly, LMAO. Because it isn’t funny unless it rises to the level of schoolyard bullying.

    HA-Ha!

  12. “Because it isn’t funny unless it rises to the level of schoolyard bullying.”

    I’d laugh my ass off at how incredibly sad you are but I, unlike most of your liberal ilk these days, actually have a conscience and feel remarkably bad for your poor parents.