Alan Keyes For President

2:05 pm EST September 15th, 2007 | News | 6 Comments

alankeyes(Takoma Park, MD) – OliverWillis.Com officially endorsed former UN ambassador and true conservative Alan Keyes for the Republican nomination for president. "Alan Keyes announcement today is the entry of the first real conservative into the 2008 election. Unlike pretenders to the throne like Rudy Giuliani, Fred Thompson, and Mitt Romney, Alan Keyes understands that we have to stop liberals from killing the baby and preventing the government from instilling Christian values in our nation.", said editor in chief Oliver Willis. Keyes is best remembered for falling into a mosh pit in the 2000 election, singing "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" in his 2004 fight against Barack Obama, and for hosting a television show called "Alan Keyes is Making Sense" that contained no sense whatsoever. Unlike the other wimpy Republicans, Keyes is an unabashed social theocon and expresses the true values of the Republican party.

 

We wish him nothing but absolute success.

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6 Responses to “Alan Keyes For President”

  1. Jadegold says:
    September 15, 2007 at 6:37 pm

    Keyes’ coffers must be running low. He always runs for office when he needs money.

  2. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    September 15, 2007 at 10:06 pm

    As I said on Fark.com, I hope he gets more publicity than Ron Paul. That could cause mass head explosions in Pauliens.

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    September 17, 2007 at 9:17 am

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  4. Bruce says:
    September 17, 2007 at 10:14 pm

    To quote Josh Marshall, I am glad he threw his straitjacket into the ring.

  5. hiutopor says:
    September 19, 2007 at 10:06 pm

    Hello

    Very interesting information! Thanks!

    G’night

  6. BJD says:
    October 17, 2007 at 10:39 pm

    Dr. Keyes is an excellent candidate for POTUSA. I hope he garners the GOP nomination.