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The Pretty Scott McClellan

In an interview where she’s confronted with George Bush’s words, incoming press secretary Dana Perino whiffs and whines about a “pop quiz” from Wolf Blitzer. How soon until she realizes she’s got to go home and spend time with her family?

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3 Responses to “The Pretty Scott McClellan”

  1. These people are pathologically afraid of setting goals that can be judge as a success or failure.

    They shouldn’t be allowed to work in government positions.

  2. frameone says:

    Talk about refusing to set goals …

    Our original mantra was supposed to be “As they stand up, we’ll stand down.” Now it’s “Return on Success.”

    With this administration even the first inane, simplistic slogan proved too daunting a challenge to live up to because it hinted too much at an actual specific goal: train iraqi troops.

    Our new slogan is much better as it’s totally specific free! Yup, success can now be redefined again and again and again but we get to keep the same slogan! Now that’s fucking progress …

  3. buddhabrad says:

    Watch this and then watch the Miss Teen SC “map” response and tell me how the two replies are substantially different.

    A 4-yr degree from some crappy bible college just makes you better at stringing together gibberish.

    “and such” “such as” becomes “black and white” and “pop quiz”

    Pretty? Puh-lese.