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[Old Man Rant] Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures And Her Whole Stupid Generation [/Old Man Rant]

So I’m just kind of aware that this High School Musical thing exists in the way that I know the galaxy exists but I’ve never been there myself. Vanessa HudgensI don’t watch that kind of stuff (too busy watching wrestling and PBS). But i know it’s a multi-million dollar Disney franchise whose sequel broke all kinds of records. For a young actor or actress that’s got to be a dream job. You’re part of the Disney machine, have insane exposure, and you’ve got the world on a platter. But if you’re Vanessa Hudgens, one of the kid stars of this, you do something so stupid it could only be perpetrated by a young person.

Brainy Gabriella of “High School Musical” would no doubt blush at the idea that nude pictures of young actress Vanessa Hudgens were circulating on the Internet.

The problem for the Walt Disney Co. is that Hudgens plays Gabriella.

The 18-year-old star of Disney Channel’s wildly successful “High School Musical” franchise apologized on Friday. The photos show a coquettishly smiling Hudgens posing naked in a bedroom with a red curtain behind her.

“I want to apologize to my fans, whose support and trust means the world to me,” Hudgens said in a statement. “I am embarrassed over this situation and regret having ever taken these photos. I am thankful for the support of my family and friends.”

Hudgens’ publicist, Jill Fritzo, wouldn’t say anything about who took the pictures and how they slipped out onto the Internet.

Once you take a picture in the year 2007, you should always assume it can and will get onto the internet (this picture was the nail in the coffin of my presidential aspirations). And why would you do such a thing? These kids today have no brains. They don’t think. They simply cannot add up two and two in their heads and realize that Disney won’t think twice to throw them out in the trash for being a skank. For every one of them that makes it, there’s 3,000 equally talented kids ready to fill their spot. But no, this dumb-dumb takes nude pictures and then is shocked and appalled when they get out into the internet.

Really.

If someone had told me back in 1991 that Generation X would have turned out to be the smart ones, I would have never believed you.

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21 Responses to “[Old Man Rant] Vanessa Hudgens Nude Pictures And Her Whole Stupid Generation [/Old Man Rant]”

  1. jerry says:

    Yeah, I thought you were going to New Hampshire, and then to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and then to California and Texas and New York … And then to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then to Washington, D.C., to take back the White House! Byaaah!!!

    But then I saw your pineapple pic :(

  2. She’s 18, she’s allowed to be naked. If it wasn’t for the puritanical nature of this society, this wouldn’t be a scandal.

  3. hf says:

    Oliver, you’re not thinking this through. If she does what they tell her she could end up like Britney Spears. Better to just have fun.

  4. Jesse Ewiak says:

    Ah, please. Yes, it was a stupid thing to do because she is a celebrity. However, it’s not a ’skankish’ thing to do as you said in your post. It was a picture sent by one adult to another adult who were in a sexual relationship. Oh noes!

    Also, it’s not a generational thing. It’s a technological thing. The number of young girls showing their boobs or other parts off to their boyfriends or at spring break probably isn’t much larger than it was twenty years ago.

    Now though, it’s a lot easier for said boyfriend to forward pictures/video files to all of his buddies then it was twenty years ago and now through the magic of the Internets, a lot easier for everyone to see it.

  5. frameone says:

    Um, did you call the girl a “skank”, Oliver? Easy there, man. I’m with CS on this. She’s a legal adult. She can do what she wants with her body. Taking the picture wasn’t the dumb thing. Letting it get out of her control was if she didn’t want it on the internet.

    Of course, if she had on a thong and 1/4 of a football jersey you would have posted the pic in two seconds flat beneath some drooling headline.

  6. jerry says:

    I don’t think that Oliver called her a skank. Oliver was describing Disney’s thoughts and behaviors.

    Disney of course, has a long history of getting rid of stars that shed their pure as snow image and hurt sales of Disney products. (nb. Tommy Kirk, Willby of Shaggy Doug.)

  7. Duros62 says:

    in the way that I know the galaxy exists but I’ve never been there myself.

    dude, hate to break this to you, but you’re IN IT RIGHT NOW!!!!
    =)

  8. anonomus says:

    ya’ll need to stop bein so fuckin horrible yeah she messed up and made her reputation go down a little but she’s only human who dousnt mess up eventualy!!! i like idolised her and she realy dissapointed me to but you dont see me calling her a slut or whore and you shouldnt either.. it’s not like those pic.s were for the world to see anyway!!

  9. chelsea says:

    Vanessa is not that so bad. She is a good teenager. she is not the girl who pose like a bad girl. :(

  10. trey says:

    dont care she looked hott

  11. ALIE says:

    YOU DIDINT HAVE TO DO THAT.YOU ARE VERY PRETTEY JUST CAUSE THAT STUPID ZACK.DUMPED YOU.ENEY WAY GET HIM BACK YOU ROCK!!!P.S.ASK GOD TO FORGIVE YOU.

    BYE ALIE.

  12. Jay says:

    Forget the comments. Where is the picture???…

  13. Voyeur says:

    I saw the photos. Nice muff and cute little boobs!

  14. Melinda Jones says:

    i thinnk this is sad she was a good girl and i t hink young actresses are most likely to screw up before they make it to the big times or once they get there andi don’t otaly blame her the pictures were meant for ZAC EFRON and they apparently didn’t get there so that is sad

  15. Siera says:

    LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!

  16. steven maybray says:

    stfu! ok who the hell cares if she took a nude pic of herself 4 her bf, shes not a slut or a whore. 1 mistake and everybody like flips out. SHUT UP AND LEAVE HER ALONE! WHAT IS YALLS PROBLEM. i mean damn shes human, and humans make mistakes.
    by Steven maybray

  17. steven maybray says:

    stfu! ok who the hell cares if she took a nude pic of herself 4 her bf, shes not a slut or a whore. 1 mistake and everybody like flips out. SHUT UP AND LEAVE HER ALONE! WHAT IS YALLS PROBLEM. i mean damn shes human, and humans make mistakes.
    by Steven maybray

  18. bobalina says:

    WHATS WRONG WITH U! YOUR A fUCK’N BITCH! I USED TO BE YOUR FAN THEN U BECAME STUPID. HOW COULD U BE SO CRUEL, STUPID AND FREAKY. U GOT PROBLEMS! YOUR GONNA TURN INTO BRITNEY SPEARS. REMEMBER DONT SHAVE YOUR HEAD.

    P.S. WE SAW YOUR NUDE PICTURE WITHOUT THE BARS. TALK ABOUT GROSSSSSSSSSS!

    FROM SOMEONE BETTER THAN U.

  19. earicka says:

    Fuck U. U is a ho and U needs to go on another network because u are a fuckin bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROTTEN HO!!!!!!

    P.S zack efron needs to dump your ugly ass!!!!I knew you were a stupid rachet ass ho!!!!

  20. kiara says:

    that was so totally dicusting thats gross but i still love her no matter what she does. i love the way she sing and acts. i like her. shes just not innocent. and u have to remeber shes 22 i think so she can do whatever she wants to luv ya still vannassa

  21. briliegh says:

    it looks like vanessa got plastic surgery from the way her boobs looked like iwonder how zac feels about his sluty gf.