Well, duh… of course, the more you make, the more he can afford her upkeeps… typically, all the poor guys get the plain jane women…unless your woman can afford to do all of this on her own, you’ll get the ole “everyday look” but nine times out of ten, if a woman spends her own dime on high-maintenance upkeeps, it’s not “you” she’s looking for, she’s looking for someone with status/money or the like…October and others like her know what they need to do to attract the “Tony’s” of the world so she and her peers go out and get the alterations done on their dime in hopes of attacting the “Tony’s”…Now…No doubt, Tony will be paying for the upkeeps…trips to the salon, the botox, the lip injections, the boob jobs, the gym/trainers, the cute clothes — you name it…all of you working class or barely “making it” men…you get plain ole Sally that you went to school with — she may be cute but she’s no October. Mark my word, Sally could be hella hot, too, if you could afford her maintenance or even more extreme, her new and improved body or face…so while all of you are drooling and slobbering on yourselves, get back to work and get a higher paying job or resort to slobbering from afar… It’s just the laws of nature unfortunately. It’s amazing that most men get hard-ons looking at women like this and then wonder why they can’t get a “hot” woman…There’s no harm in admiring their beauty…but remember, this type of beauty comes with a hefty price, baby boys…after all, this isn’t all naturale that you’re googling over…

FARK Photoshop — turn a celebrity into a Zombie.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3035243&tt=voteresults&ok=1

Some pretty grisly zombies and a fun surprise in the results. Scroll down a bit.

Right, ’cause this sort of thing never ever ever happens outside of America.

It’s based on how much you can afford. And in his case… he’s a multi-millionaire. So no surprise. Most of the top paid pro athletes have trophy wives/girlfriends.

And the women (not all, but most) play along and seem to market themselves accordingly, as commodities rather than people. That’s what the American social system has basically become. Women have always pursued the highest bidder… but today it just seems to be more obvious. At least in Colonial times… through the start of the 20th century, people would at least dress it up as genuine love/romance. lol

Today people are more open about these relationships being arrangements of convenience.

The hotness of your wife is proportional to the amount of money you make.PERIOD

And still, after a loss, look what Tony Gonzales is coming home to!

But Kelli(Mrs Brodie)Croyle is “hard to keep your train of thought while looking at” hot.

OW — if you were The Dan or Coach Gibbs, would you allow your team on this show? Looking at how badly KC has played in preseason (0-4), I wonder if the constant camera attention is a distraction.