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Hayden Panettiere Almost Makes Me Want To Drink Milk

August 23rd, 2007 16 Comments

I hate regular milk and only use it for cereal (I drink chocolate milk, however), but Heroes cheerleader Hayden Panettiere appears very adamant about drinking her dairy.

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16 Responses to “Hayden Panettiere Almost Makes Me Want To Drink Milk”

  1. whoisJessicaAlba says:
    August 23, 2007 at 2:21 am

    You won’t get this Alba woman back if you keep two-timing like this.

    Actually three timing: How is the Angelina for Edwards campaign going?

    And exactly who is Jessica Alba anyway? I think I saw her in a movie recently, but can’t recall.

    I like Angelina best, so for the sake of the nation, that project is most important. Just an opinion from a reader.

  2. justadood says:
    August 23, 2007 at 3:34 am

    gee…hayden’s come a loooong way from ‘dot’ in ‘bug’s life’.
    ugh….feel like a pedophile (time to scrub my brain….ugh, ugh, ugh)

  3. durablend says:
    August 23, 2007 at 7:05 am

    She’s legal now…no reason to feel dirty

  4. Waveflux says:
    August 23, 2007 at 7:43 am

    Justadood got it right. I look at this picture and all that comes to mind is “That’s somebody’s sixteen-year-old daughter.”

  5. August J. Pollak says:
    August 23, 2007 at 9:15 am

    She’s 18. In fact, I think she turns 18 today.

  6. IanY77 says:
    August 23, 2007 at 9:32 am

    Sweet statutory!

  7. Jay says:
    August 23, 2007 at 10:04 am

    This is the same girl that was in ‘Remember The Titans.’ I almost feel dirty looking at this picture.

  8. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    August 23, 2007 at 11:34 am

    “This is the same girl that was in ‘Remember The Titans.’ I almost feel dirty looking at this picture.”

    I get the same feeling, but I got used to it with previous child stars that turned into total hotties.

    It’s evolution, why fight it?

  9. Duros62 says:
    August 23, 2007 at 11:58 am

    I look at this picture and all that comes to mind is “That’s somebody’s sixteen-year-old daughter.”

    I look at that picture and think, “Wow, I bet her mom’s hot.”

  10. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    August 23, 2007 at 4:11 pm

    “I look at that picture and think, ‘Wow, I bet her mom’s hot.’”

    I’ve seen her, and no.

    She might have been good looking at one time, but too much plastic surgery killed her looks.

  11. John J says:
    August 23, 2007 at 4:59 pm

    Cute, but way too skinny. And Oliver, you ain’t no skinny cat y’self.

    Besides, I got sweatsocks older than that child.

    JJ

  12. r@d@r says:
    August 23, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    ” ‘Great Scott! That woman’s young enough to be my granddaughter,’ he ejaculated.”

    i will make no comment regarding the “got chocolate milk?” ads.

  13. Quaker in a Basement says:
    August 24, 2007 at 11:57 am

    Having seen none of her childhood efforts, I am free to ogle this young adult’s photo free of shame or embarassment.

    Yow!!

  14. Duros62 says:
    August 24, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    I’ve seen her, and no.
    Well, there goes that theory.

  15. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    August 24, 2007 at 4:43 pm

    “Cute, but way too skinny. ”

    She’s also short. Short is skinny is cute. Tall and skinny is not.

  16. DonBoy says:
    August 25, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    The fools! Her character is indestructable, not super-strong!