My own theory is that the passenger pool average IQ will improve once the GOP “talent” [sic] pool of hacks, flacks, tools, whores and weenies takes their “heckuva job” back to Bob Jones University or Regent Law School [sic] or their alumni associations and gets replaced by public servants who actually want to serve the country well.

Unlike NYC or Chicago, we’ve got this building, this building and this one, so yeah, the pinnacle is here.

I’m not sure I like the implications of that statement.

And it’s not just tourists: locals don’t seem to get it either, including my ex-girlfriends and now my wife.

I’ve considered getting a t-shirt with huge block letters saying KEEP RIGHT. (Alas, it might be interpreted as a political message.)

People will resent abrasive people who believe themselves to be more important than the person standing on the oscillator. That will make them more likely to obstruct people, because people don’t like to be made to feel small.

The smarter idea would have been to make a ramp or a set of stairs. That way, people will naturally gravitate towards the style of locomotion that they prefer.

Make it obvious that there is a simple rule, and most Americans will see the rightness and justness of it.