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Today’s GOP Crime Blotter

Today’s crimes from the family values party include rape by the head of the Michigan Young Republicans and a homicide connected via family to right-wing blogger and lunatic Pamela Geller (Atlas Shurgged).

10 Responses to “Today’s GOP Crime Blotter”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Mindrocket

    Huh? You mean Pam Asshat… er, Atlas was married to a made member of the Culture of Corruption™?

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 SpiderJ

    “Homicide connected via family” is cheap, Oliver, and one wonders why you included it when the Michael Flory item is heinous enough on its own.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Duder

    Today’s crimes from the family values party include rape by the head of the Michigan Young Republicans and a homicide connected via family to right-wing blogger and lunatic Pamela Geller (Atlas Shurgged).

    Or as it’s known at the RNC, “Thursday.”

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Gravypan

    Not to mention, Jerome Armstrong was fined $30,000 by the SEC…oh wait, he gets a pass since he’s one of us.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 mambochicken23

    Yeah, you’re right, Gravypan. Rape = homicide = stock-touting without disclosing one’s financial interest in the company in question.

    Good point.

    Besides that, a main point of Oliver’s post is that the Republicans frame themselves as the party of family values, but consistently seem to demonstrate the opposite by fucking children, having gay sex, etc. It’s not just about the crimes, it’s about the stupendous hypocrisy. Nice reading comprehension though, idiot.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 August J. Pollak

    “Homicide connected via family” is cheap, Oliver, and one wonders why you included it when the Michael Flory item is heinous enough on its own.

    Did you read the article? She’s the co-owner of the business now being investigated for its connection to the murder.

    Not to mention, Jerome Armstrong was fined $30,000 by the SEC

    That happened today? Oh, right, the “but Ted Kennedy!!!!!!!” defense.

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 SpiderJ

    August, she’s “listed” as the co-owner. I frankly can’t condemn her based just on that, as I know several people who are guilty of nothing more than procrastinating on paperwork post-divorce (and having it bite them in the ass afterwards).

    The Flory thing has legs and meat. Geller’s story just seems like bad circumstance.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 Rheinhard

    August, she’s “listed” as the co-owner. I frankly can’t condemn her based just on that, as I know several people who are guilty of nothing more than procrastinating on paperwork post-divorce (and having it bite them in the ass afterwards).

    Are you kidding?? It has taken way, way, WAY less connection than that for right wingers to insist for years (as Hannity continues to do) that the Clintons had Vince Foster assassinated.

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 SpiderJ

    Sure, Rheinhard, I get that. And it’s ridiculous and childish when the right-wingers do that. I understand and support that we need to get down in the muck and wrestle with these idiots, but it doesn’t mean we have to adopt their stupidest impulses.

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 Duros62

    I frankly can’t condemn her based just on that,

    No, no, there are far better and numerous things to condemn her for.

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