Dear Terrorists, You Are Winning

2:18 am EST August 9th, 2007 | Terrorism | 8 Comments

Some rain shut down New York City.

A box shut down a considerable part of Washington, D.C.

Terrorism is kicking our asses, with our help.

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8 Responses to “Dear Terrorists, You Are Winning”

  1. SaveFarris says:
    August 9, 2007 at 9:50 am

    You mean Al Qaida can now control the weather? Damn!!!

  2. SpiderJ says:
    August 9, 2007 at 9:56 am

    Cute, Farris. Considering that Boston was shut down a few months ago by Mooninites, though, Oliver’s point is salient…the terrorists have us jumping at our own shadows.

  3. PD100 says:
    August 9, 2007 at 10:00 am

    No Farris, the gist of OW’s headline is that The Impregnable Steely Resolve of United We Stand America ™ will turn around in a nanosecond and shit their pants over bad weather or the sight of a suspicious package.

  4. OxyCon says:
    August 9, 2007 at 11:48 am

    Let’s not forget how al Queda’s actions have allowed the Repubs to destroy the Consitution.
    “They hate us for our freedoms”, so Bush is eliminating them (no, not al Queda, our freedoms).

  5. Duros62 says:
    August 9, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    The most effective way to defeat terrorism is not to be scared.

  6. durablend says:
    August 9, 2007 at 6:05 pm

    But if people weren’t scared, the Republicans would never be able to get into office again

  7. Duros62 says:
    August 10, 2007 at 12:30 pm

    Exactly.

  8. Duros62 says:
    August 10, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    It’s a win-win.