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Dear Terrorists, You Are Winning

Some rain shut down New York City.

A box shut down a considerable part of Washington, D.C.

Terrorism is kicking our asses, with our help.

8 Responses to “Dear Terrorists, You Are Winning”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 SaveFarris

    You mean Al Qaida can now control the weather? Damn!!!

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 SpiderJ

    Cute, Farris. Considering that Boston was shut down a few months ago by Mooninites, though, Oliver’s point is salient…the terrorists have us jumping at our own shadows.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 PD100

    No Farris, the gist of OW’s headline is that The Impregnable Steely Resolve of United We Stand America ™ will turn around in a nanosecond and shit their pants over bad weather or the sight of a suspicious package.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 OxyCon

    Let’s not forget how al Queda’s actions have allowed the Repubs to destroy the Consitution.
    “They hate us for our freedoms”, so Bush is eliminating them (no, not al Queda, our freedoms).

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 Duros62

    The most effective way to defeat terrorism is not to be scared.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 durablend

    But if people weren’t scared, the Republicans would never be able to get into office again

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Duros62

    Exactly.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 Duros62

    It’s a win-win.

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