Now look, I know there are still to this day thousands – maybe millions – of white people who are afraid of black people. Even a nerdy roly-poly guy like myself gets the “I’ve got to clutch my purse really close to me” treatment on occasion, simply because I’m black. But who knew how deep this pathology really penetrated the psyche. So much was the fear of black men that Republican State Rep. Bob Allen was forced by fear to go into a bathroom and offer a man $20 for sex.
At least that’s what he says.
Boogedy-boo, the black man is after you!!!
What the…? What kind of reality is this that we inhabit? Jeebus.
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Let’s assume that you buy this particular argument. He was so terrified that Mr. Big Black Guy was gonna rob him, kill him, poke him with sharpened sticks, etc., that his only method of defense was to suck his cock. And pay for it. $20. A good going rate for blow jobs. At least in Florida.
No, he was not going to run away screaming that the Nigras were coming to get him. He was gonna walk right up to the perp (no really. According to the officer’s statement, he first peeked over the bathroom stall and then walked into said stall…see, my man Bob was NOT gonna take any chances, dammit!) and, uh, blow him.
Now, speaking as a stocky black man, I’ve been in a few restrooms with white guys, and perhaps some of them have been frightened of me. Of course, that would be akin to being frightened of a blind crippled bunny, since I am not the most, well, imposing fella in the world. But hey, to some, Black Folks is just plain Scary.
But never once did I have a guy indicate to me that he, white guy, was so threatened by my mighty blackness that he would be willing to get on his knees and gobble me up like a Kosher deli dog in exchange for me not thrashing him into a bloody pulp.
Not once.
The moral of the story? If a menacing stock black man is threatening you in a public restroom (whether it be consciously or subconsciously), don’t wait for him to rob you. Go into the stall where he is and offer to lightly nibble his manmeat .
It’ll make them go away.
that is all.
Him too?
While walking in the city yesterday, I had to give nine blowjobs in order to safely get back home.
There’s a fine line between fear and desire.
Isn’t Allen really the face of the Repub Party?
He’s a “family values” hypocrite for cheating on his wife.
He’s a “straight male” hypocrite for being a closeted homosexual.
He’s a “personal responsibility” hypocrite for casting blame on someone else for his own actions.
He’s a “fiscal responsibility” hypocrite for paying to GIVE oral sex.
And he’s a bigot too!
Now see? That just shows you why we need to put Republicans in charge of defending our country and our way of life.
When Mr. Allen was faced with the immediate threat of personal attack, did he cut and run? No! Did he wait passively knowing that the smoking gun could come in the form of being forced to smoke some pole? No!
Mr. Allen confronted his adversary at a time and place of his own choosing–right there in a men’s room stall, and, if he hadn’t been arrested by overzealous government bureaucrats, “across the bridge where it’s a little more private.”
OxyCon – Quick thing…you should realize that your “fiscal responsibility” quip discounts the reality that this transaction was fairly typical. Johns pay to give more often than they do to receive.
Talk about playing to the base!
Why can’t he just admit he has a thing for fellating stocky black men?
Oh. That’s right. He’s a Republican and in the Florida State Legislature.
Not only is he a faggot, but he’s a race traitor. Both of those things, as we all know, are subject to the death penalty in Florida.
Funny, being gay and all I never knew about this little sub-culture. My eyes are now open! Now that I know there’s a correlation, I’m gonna go out tonight and hunt myself a threatening-looking, stocky black guy, give him a wink, and let nature take its’ course.
Is the $20 mandatory? I’m on a budget.