Some People Have Mecca, Others Have Jerusalem, And Some Have Jessica Alba

11:21 pm EST July 28th, 2007 | Uncategorized | 10 Comments

jessica alba

She makes a splash at Comic-Con.

Blocking out screams of "Jessica, I love you!" and a flurry of camera flashes from the surrounding crowd, many approached the experience in a businesslike manner.

"Nice to meet you. You’re very beautiful. You can put it to Gonzo please," said Gonzalo Sanchez of Spring Valley, Calif., moving right along.

A typical exchange went as follows:

"Hello Jessica."

"How are you?" she would reply.

"I’m good. Nice to meet you."

"What’s your name?"

"Kevin."

Timothy Sexton of Arizona said he was celebrating his birthday, and gave Alba a plush red bear.

Some nerve-wracked fans simply stared. One confessed to having "a little butterflies," while another, when asked by Alba how he was doing, was only able to manage a garbled, "wegslent."

We are all "Wegslent".

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10 Responses to “Some People Have Mecca, Others Have Jerusalem, And Some Have Jessica Alba”

  1. Robster says:
    July 29, 2007 at 2:30 am

    If I had known she was going to be there, I would’ve bought a ticket and taken a few pics for you guys. Talk about missed opportunities.

  2. klyde says:
    July 29, 2007 at 9:41 am

    She like so many hollywood actresses is starving herself into unactractiveness

  3. calling all toasters says:
    July 29, 2007 at 10:26 am

    Letting Jessica Alba into Comic-Con is like leaving LSD out for your 3-year-old.

  4. Diamond LeGrande says:
    July 29, 2007 at 11:11 am

    Some of these guys may not have had any relations with a woman to whom they were not blood related. I would seriously advise going to the bathroom in another location.

  5. Tommykey says:
    July 29, 2007 at 9:03 pm

    Yeah, I could worship that!

  6. spitar1 says:
    July 30, 2007 at 9:53 am

    Just got back from the con. If you’ve never been Oliver you should go. It is all things pop culture. I didn’t get to see miss Alba unfortunately though.

  7. spitar1 says:
    July 30, 2007 at 9:53 am

    Just got back from the con. If you’ve never been Oliver you should go. It is all things pop culture. I didn’t get to see miss Alba unfortunately though.

  8. william says:
    July 30, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    I’m sure the bathrooms were a complete mess after her appearance. For most of the geeks in attendance, it was the first time they were ever that close to a warm female body. Except of course their own mothers, who continually scold them for using all of her vaseline and kleenex.

  9. Michael Markman says:
    July 30, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    Not sure about your headline, Ollier. I’d like to point out that the same “some people” who have Mecca also claim Jerusalem.

  10. Skip Spady says:
    August 2, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    Yes, the force is strong with one…