The Official “George Bush Is Having A Colonoscopy” One-Liner Thread
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If you haven’t heard:
President Bush will undergo a routine colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said.
* Oh, that’s where the WMDs are!
* I found the budget surplus
* There’s a pillow in here, you know, for when he sticks his head in
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Hey! Maybe there’s another rationale for the Iraq war in there. I’m pretty sure that’s where he pulled the rest of them from.
I’m sure the Iranians are “behind” this, too.
Their reinforcing his interior before he goes to jail.
No Jeff Gannon jokes? I’m disapointed.
At least now he’ll know how the vast majority of Americans feel.
Cancel the procedure, we found SaveFarris.
So it’s a brain scan, then?
temporarily hand presidential powers over to Vice President Dick Cheney,
Ok, now I’m frightened. Rex, hold me!
The hard part is going to be pulling Cheney’s hand out of there before they can perform the colonoscopy.
Richard Cheney: With all due respect, George, It’s MY portal.
George W. Bush: It’s MY ASS, Cheney. It’s MY ass!
So when on Saturday should we expect the bombing on Iran to begin?
It will be interesting to see all those that are against the President where history will prove them wrong on most counts!!
It will be interesting to see all those that are against the President where history will prove them wrong on most counts!!
As a great caveman once said, “Uh…what?”
Are you referring to 72% of the US population?
As a great caveman once said, “Uh…what?”
Are you referring to 72% of the US population?
History has a way of pissing people off!
If you can’t form articulate sentences, you’re not qualified to make political commentary.
If you can’t form articulate sentences, you’re not qualified to make political commentary.
Thank you! I mentioned the above to get your attention.
“If you can’t form articulate sentences, you’re not qualified to make political commentary”.
Not qualified!!!!
Who the hell are you!!!
Last time I remember I lived in America. Freedom of Speach!!!
“Speach”! Ha!
Good one.
(If you are kidding.)
Is this a Turing test? ‘Cuz if you’re a robot, you have to tell me.
Question;
When the good doctor inserts that bullet-nose flashlight into the Exec’s holy of Holies, will he see Bush’s soul?
When the good doctor inserts that bullet-nose flashlight into the Exec’s holy of Holies, will he see Bush’s soul?
Silly question! Bush has no soul!
This will be good practice for 2009 when he isn’t going to be able to use the DOJ to block congressional subpoenas.
Look! There must be thousands of signing statements and executive orders in here!!
Right next to the subpenis!
I can’t believe they’re allowing this. They’re sure to discover Cheney’s undislosed location.
O-k people 2008 is coming up. Who has the pick of the draw to run the country?
Cheney’s had the power ever since 9/11 when the coward ran away and hid.
It has nothing to do with Freedom of Speech, and everything to do with YOU CAN’T GOOD MAKE WORDS RIGHT SENSE SPEAK.
I still think Mr. Today is an Autobot.
More likely a Decepticon if he’s a Republican.
Fortunately nothing happened while Dick Cheney was President.
Some Republican Bush sycophants would call those polyps “speed bumps on the path to mutual fulfillment.”
Just sayin’
“Mr. President, we’ll be operating on your asshole.”
“What’s wrong with Cheney now?”
Today is an Independent.
Democrat, Republican, they are all cut from the same cloth…….
Today also talks about himself in the third person.