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We Have A Nonspecific Terror Threat That Could Destroy The Fabric Of Our Very Existence But We’re Not Raising The Terror Level Or Actually Investigating It, But Instead Telling You About It In The Hopes That You’ll Run Around In A Panic

Somehow we’re to believe that this gang of incompetent jackals is keeping us safe.

I happen to have a bridge in New York available, cheap!

11 Responses to “We Have A Nonspecific Terror Threat That Could Destroy The Fabric Of Our Very Existence But We’re Not Raising The Terror Level Or Actually Investigating It, But Instead Telling You About It In The Hopes That You’ll Run Around In A Panic”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 buma

    Is this supposed to be about chertoff’s gut?

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 jerry

    I think your response is slightly miscalibrated. We’ve had reports today that Al Qaeda is back up to their 2001 strength (as Wes Clark would say, “Blame Iraq”), and there were reports last week that “chatter” is also at 2001 levels. It was about this time and with these sorts of reports in 2001 that John Ashcroft stopped taking public flights.

    Now, all of this may be bullshit, but the response is to ask as Richard Clarke suggested Clinton would have done, “What is Bush and Chertoff doing to Shake the Trees?”

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 C.S.Strowbridge

    At least more and more people are figuring out the Republicans care more about politics than the the safety of the people.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Wellstone

    Run! Run! Run! to give money to your GOP congresscritter, the only animal who can save you!!

    Uhhhhh….Not.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 DrPidgro

    they are just praying for a terrorist attack.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 26 Percenter

    This is great news for President Bush!
    Just think, if we get attacked again, like on 9-11 or worse, America will rally around us Repubs and we’ll win every election in 2008!
    All we need is a big terrorist attack and we’re saved!
    Democrats better hope we don’t get hit, because if we do, there will be a permanant Repub majority.
    After the attack we can give up even more of our Constitutionally guarenteed liberties too! I know I would! Americans don’t mind giving up their freedom and liberty just so long as us Repubs promise to keep ‘em alive. You don’t have liberties if you’re dead!

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 Scary Muslims

    Boo!

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 Duros62

    I’m more terrorized by Chertoff’s gut.

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 Duros62

    But has Keith Olbermann questioned the timing yet?

    What, and you don’t? Wag the dog, anyone?

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 SaveFarris

    But has Keith Olbermann questioned the timing yet?

    Indeed he has.

  11. Gravatar Icon 11 C.S.Strowbridge

    tyfoc: “But has Keith Olbermann questioned the timing yet?”

    SaveFarris: “Indeed he has.”

    Can you blame him? Given the history, you would have to be 100% gullible to not at least question the claims.

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