Aliens At Roswell

12:48 pm EST July 3rd, 2007 | Uncategorized | 2 Comments

Army PR man says he saw alien bodies at Roswell. Dum-dum-dum. I hope when the aliens land and invade they’re the green skinned amazon women from Star Trek and not the boring old greys.

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2 Responses to “Aliens At Roswell”

  1. Dugger says:
    July 3, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    Funny how the Army would let a PR guy, of all people, have knowledge of something they wanted to keep top top secret. Those folks usually sit in a nice little office in the HQ building and write blurbs out B/G Halftrack’s promotion to M/G. And they usually have very, very low security clearances.

  2. Jay Tea says:
    July 7, 2007 at 5:31 am

    Oliver, you ignorant slut:

    The “green skinned” women you cite weren’t really Amazonian, they were Orion slave girls.

    If you want Amazonian, think “The Gamesters Of Triskelion” and their thralls, particularly Shahna.

    Or, if you’re more of a Next Generation fan, the matriarchal society of Angel One from the same-titled episode of TNG’s first season.

    But Orion women are NOT Amazonian, they are slaves. Any real Amazon (see Xena: Warrior Princess) would kick your ass for suggesting they would EVER be slaves.

    I oughta strip you of any right to EVER call yourself a nerd again.

    J.