Did you know that when you order onion rings you’re just ordering up a bunch of vaginas? So says Ann Althouse.
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It’s odd how Ann sees phallic symbols in gas pumps, vaginas in onion rings, and has an unhealthy fascination with breasts. It’s almost like she’d be the perfect companion for Ace (Ace of Spades) if he didn’t have an aversion to Play-Doh and bacon.
Because nothing says “vagina” like breading and hot fat.
I like my onion rings seafood-flavored.
Maybe her vagina really does look like an onion ring. Have you guys thought of that?
(I would apologize for making people here think of An Althouse’s vagina, but I’m evil. Ha ha ha.)
An onion ring certainly could be a vaginal symbol in, like, a Goddard film or something.
BWAHAHAH! That’s totally funny because Bill Clinton had sex with EVERYBODY when he was President!
Oh my goodness. Please tell me the whole onion ring business was from a parody of an Althouse post and not the real thing. Could anyone be that addled?
Hmmm – crusty, rough-textured, and permanently in the shape of a wide-open “O”; always bitten, never licked..
Could Ann Althouse be describing her own vagina here?
The imagination recoils in greasy horror.
Jeezuz, talk about projection…
It’s almost like she’d be the perfect companion for Ace (Ace of Spades) if he didn’t have an aversion to Play-Doh and bacon.
ROFLMAO
Someone has to explain the Ace of Spades remark to me. I don’t get it.
That is a most hilarious summation of her…uh, “contribution.”