Deep Thoughts From Ann Althouse, Episode 2

11:21 pm EST June 19th, 2007 | News | 11 Comments

Did you know that when you order onion rings you’re just ordering up a bunch of vaginas? So says Ann Althouse.

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11 Responses to “Deep Thoughts From Ann Althouse, Episode 2”

  1. R.J. says:
    June 20, 2007 at 12:28 am

    It’s odd how Ann sees phallic symbols in gas pumps, vaginas in onion rings, and has an unhealthy fascination with breasts. It’s almost like she’d be the perfect companion for Ace (Ace of Spades) if he didn’t have an aversion to Play-Doh and bacon.

  2. Dr Paisley says:
    June 20, 2007 at 2:07 am

    Because nothing says “vagina” like breading and hot fat.

  3. Wilbur says:
    June 20, 2007 at 3:41 am

    I like my onion rings seafood-flavored.

  4. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    June 20, 2007 at 7:13 am

    Maybe her vagina really does look like an onion ring. Have you guys thought of that?

    (I would apologize for making people here think of An Althouse’s vagina, but I’m evil. Ha ha ha.)

  5. Nimrod Gently says:
    June 20, 2007 at 7:38 am

    An onion ring certainly could be a vaginal symbol in, like, a Goddard film or something.

  6. michael says:
    June 20, 2007 at 9:11 am

    BWAHAHAH! That’s totally funny because Bill Clinton had sex with EVERYBODY when he was President!

  7. Quaker in a Basement says:
    June 20, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    Oh my goodness. Please tell me the whole onion ring business was from a parody of an Althouse post and not the real thing. Could anyone be that addled?

  8. Wellstone says:
    June 20, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    Hmmm – crusty, rough-textured, and permanently in the shape of a wide-open “O”; always bitten, never licked..

    Could Ann Althouse be describing her own vagina here?

    The imagination recoils in greasy horror.

  9. Duros62 says:
    June 20, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    Jeezuz, talk about projection…

    It’s almost like she’d be the perfect companion for Ace (Ace of Spades) if he didn’t have an aversion to Play-Doh and bacon.

    ROFLMAO

  10. Joshua Gaines says:
    June 21, 2007 at 12:06 am

    Someone has to explain the Ace of Spades remark to me. I don’t get it.

  11. Xanthippas says:
    June 22, 2007 at 12:15 am

    That is a most hilarious summation of her…uh, “contribution.”