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Deep Thoughts From Ann Althouse, Episode 2

Did you know that when you order onion rings you’re just ordering up a bunch of vaginas? So says Ann Althouse.

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11 Responses to “Deep Thoughts From Ann Althouse, Episode 2”

  1. R.J. says:

    It’s odd how Ann sees phallic symbols in gas pumps, vaginas in onion rings, and has an unhealthy fascination with breasts. It’s almost like she’d be the perfect companion for Ace (Ace of Spades) if he didn’t have an aversion to Play-Doh and bacon.

  2. Dr Paisley says:

    Because nothing says “vagina” like breading and hot fat.

  3. Wilbur says:

    I like my onion rings seafood-flavored.

  4. Maybe her vagina really does look like an onion ring. Have you guys thought of that?

    (I would apologize for making people here think of An Althouse’s vagina, but I’m evil. Ha ha ha.)

  5. Nimrod Gently says:

    An onion ring certainly could be a vaginal symbol in, like, a Goddard film or something.

  6. michael says:

    BWAHAHAH! That’s totally funny because Bill Clinton had sex with EVERYBODY when he was President!

  7. Quaker in a Basement says:

    Oh my goodness. Please tell me the whole onion ring business was from a parody of an Althouse post and not the real thing. Could anyone be that addled?

  8. Wellstone says:

    Hmmm – crusty, rough-textured, and permanently in the shape of a wide-open “O”; always bitten, never licked..

    Could Ann Althouse be describing her own vagina here?

    The imagination recoils in greasy horror.

  9. Duros62 says:

    Jeezuz, talk about projection…

    It’s almost like she’d be the perfect companion for Ace (Ace of Spades) if he didn’t have an aversion to Play-Doh and bacon.

    ROFLMAO

  10. Joshua Gaines says:

    Someone has to explain the Ace of Spades remark to me. I don’t get it.

  11. Xanthippas says:

    That is a most hilarious summation of her…uh, “contribution.”