I hope so, but I doubt it. He spends more time on this blog that OW does. I spend a lot of time here, but nothing compared to him and I have an excuse, I telecommute to work. (If my boss asks, I’m currently doing research on FF:RotSS. Thanks.)

Yeah right! Until the next derailable thread, Frank! Can you HEAR the “poor, Poor, POOR me” echoing through DiSalle’s mind?

You’re mambochicken’s father?”

Yep, Zython, I didn’t understand that either.

Frank, don’t let the door hit you in your idiotic ass on your way out.

Speaking of which. If it’s about profanity, why is the kid covering his eyes? Shouldn’t he be covering his ears, or do they have closed captioning on?

Because you come from Canada, aside from the fact that you regularly sodomize farm animals, you may not be familiar with all of our political idioms.

… … …

Get help. NOW.

Funny how that “alternate universe” stuff works: If my condom hadn’t broken, you wouldn’t have been born*, and this whole thing wouldn’t even bother you.

You’re mambochicken’s father?

And there would be thousands less unmolested mice in California.

I mean it, GET HELP NOW. You’ve really gone off the deep end lately, haven’t you? If you need spiritual assistance, Haruhi will always be there to guide your path.

All I can say is that this guy is like the Jack Thompson of television. I hope his career ends up the same way too.

Don’t need one, but you always seem to give one.

“Let me know when you hit puberty, shithead.”

Let me know when you grow up. Being old doesn’t mean you are wise.

“The state of television is a domestic issue. It is common parlance amongst conservatives, in the area of domestic policy to say that liberals are “Well – intentioned, but wrong”. It is a common American usage.”

Yeah, people like you tend to lie, a lot. Who could have guessed that.

“Because you come from Canada, aside from the fact that you regularly sodomize farm animals, you may not be familiar with all of our political idioms.”

I’m probably more familiar with your politics than the average American.

“In the interest of maintaining good Canadian – American relations — after all, some one has to buy the shit we were going to throw away — I hope this comment was helpful to you.”

It was helpful. It helped kill the last sense of sympathy I have for you. You could commit suicide tomorrow and not only would I not feel an ounce of saddness, I would literally want to piss on your grave.

Fuck that, I’d dig you up and piss on your body.

Yep.

Jeebus – no sense of humor and unoriginal, too.

Funny how that “alternate universe” stuff works: If my condom hadn’t broken, you wouldn’t have been born*, and this whole thing wouldn’t even bother you.

And there would be thousands less unmolested mice in California.

* I actually hesitated to write this, but I got over it, after I thought all of your other posts.

My vote for when this thread went awry is when you entered into it, Frank. Wait… no… if you never found Oliver’s blog, you never would have posted to this thread… so my vote’s when you discovered this blog. Then again, if you were never born, then you wouldn’t have found the blog… so my absolutest, most finalist vote for when this thread went awry is when your dad’s condom broke some 60+ years ago. Then again, if your parents never met…

I have never used the request, “Please tell me what you think” in any of my comments.

Example: Where did this thread go awry?
I’d vote on Jun 6, 2007 4:37:42 PM

How about you?

Let me do you a favor. Head over to the Campus Bookstore, and look for Humor, Sense of it shouldn’t be too expensive. Your Stafford Loan will cover it.

Then you can go to the Student Infirmary and get the steel rod removed from your ass.

Oh, and thanks for reaffirming your ignorance when it comes to liberals and their beliefs. Living in L.A. on a university campus, I’m fairly surrounded by liberals, you see… and I can’t say that I know any that a) interpret Freud’s work for any practical application in their daily lives, or b) feel strongly about having 12-year-olds go to Hooters to celebrate their newfound pubic hair. Thanks for your idiocy, Frank, you’re a detriment to your cause, and therefore an unlikely ally to ours.

As for the topic at hand, Bozell is an idiot.

{Aside to CSS: “It’s my right” ranks with “I can if I want to”, and “You can’t tell me what to do; you’re not my Mommy” for justifications for one’s behavior. Let me know when you hit puberty, shithead.)

The state of television is a domestic issue. It is common parlance amongst conservatives, in the area of domestic policy to say that liberals are “Well – intentioned, but wrong”. It is a common American usage.

Because you come from Canada, aside from the fact that you regularly sodomize farm animals, you may not be familiar with all of our political idioms.

In the interest of maintaining good Canadian – American relations — after all, some one has to buy the shit we were going to throw away — I hope this comment was helpful to you.

A little cause and effect for you, Frank. You act like an asshole, you get called an asshole.

Fucking asshole.

And yes, this is your fault.

Liberals were right about practically everything in Iraq. Liberals are right about Global Warming. Liberals are right about almost everything where liberals and conservatives disagree. But you keep believing, and spreading the lies.