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Godspeed Ronald Reagan

Is there anyone in this Republican field who will protect us from aliens the way that conservative ubergod Ronald Reagan would? I think not.

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  1. Daryl says:

    Have any of these candidates ever heard of Eisenhower?

    I know recalling Theodore Roosevelt would be a stretch. And singing the virtues of Warren G Harding, Calvin Coolidge, Herbert Hoover and Dick Nixon is asking for trouble.

    But Ike? I guess they still believe he was a country club left wing commie dupe. Just like their ancestors.