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Alan Keyes? Oh God, Yes

June 6th, 2007 13 Comments

Long-time readers of this site know that there is no Republican I love more than Alan Keyes. Nobody in the world can provide such soaring oratory for the most insane-crazy things than Alan Keyes. And now there’s an effort among the anti-choice fringe to get Keyes into the 2008 race. Indeed, we need Alan Keyes for president!!!!

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13 Responses to “Alan Keyes? Oh God, Yes”

  1. August J. Pollak - xoverboard.com says:
    June 6, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    Oh my sweet tap-dancing mercy YES

    YES. OH GOD, YES. I missed you, Alan. I missed you so damned much. Is there a way we can have both Fred Thompson and Alan Keyes on the ticket? Because I think that would make me spontaneously have a…

  2. August J. Pollak says:
    June 6, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    YES. Oh my god, can we get Fred Thompson AND Alan Keyes to run? Maybe even together? It would be like eight months of free cable!

  3. Nimrod Gently says:
    June 6, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    Thompson/Keyes 2008! “Steep Prices and Trees”!

  4. Nimrod Gently says:
    June 6, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    Holy christ, that website is brilliant!

    “HE’S A REAGAN STATESMAN! He was appointed to…some little pen-related job in the Reagan administration’s foreign office WHICH SINGLE HANDEDLY DESTROYED TEH USSR! ALAN KEYES BROUGHT DOWN COMMUNISM! HAGUALGHALGHAL!”

  5. Elayne Riggs says:
    June 6, 2007 at 12:35 pm

    I think you and August Pollak had near-simultaneous orgasms over this news. :)

  6. August J. Pollak says:
    June 6, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    OliverWillis.com has been and will remain for the foreseeable future the #1 resource on the internet for immediate updates on how crazy Alan Keyes currently is.

    Oliver, you may use that quote freely.

  7. Oliver says:
    June 6, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    I will. God help me, I will.

  8. Mark says:
    June 6, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    Keyes vs. Obama? I can’t wait! Worked great for us in Illinois.

  9. Diamond LeGrande says:
    June 6, 2007 at 11:54 pm

    Stop the madness!

    Scratch that …

    Start the madness!

    Having Alan Keyes around is just fun. Not in the way he wants it to be fun, of course.

  10. 28% says:
    June 7, 2007 at 6:04 am

    Allen/Rice ‘08.

  11. Fluffybunnyfeet says:
    June 7, 2007 at 9:43 am

    Thompson/Keyes, with a Rice for continuing Secretary of State chaser?!

  12. Tee says:
    June 11, 2007 at 7:06 am

    Keyes rocks!!! AK08

  13. myspace says:
    July 26, 2007 at 5:24 pm

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