You never would have got in anyway. One of the requirements for membership is frontal lobes.

I’m in, Wilbur!

Ahem… Now that I am a fully fledged member of the Get Frank Group I would like to propose a motion that the group be permanently disbanded.

I think each of us should take a pledge never again to be suckered into a conversation with Frank. Never again to allow a thread to become about Frank and his feelings of persecution, nor ever again let a thread to be hijacked by doomed attempts to make Frank see reason.

I admit to being one of the worst offenders in this regard in the past, but I have seen, brothers, the error of my ways.

One of two things is true, either Frank is constitutionally impervious to reason, or he is deliberately aiming to disrupt this site. In the first eventuality we should stop tormenting him. In the second, we should stop feeding his nefarious appetities.

In either case, my friends, we must stop rising to the troll bait. We must stop, as a wise man has said, impacting our crania against the rampart of immoveable excrement.

We all have better things that we could be doing. Follow me, comrades, and save yourselves for those nobler struggles!

You’ll find another clue under the old oak tree tomorrow night.

You: Where did you get that, from the Esperanto translation?”

I don’t know, the first hint was your constant complaints, especially the ones about being ganged up on.

This was also a big sign: “Congratulations, you have joined the scum of LKTS — frameone, CSS, mambochicken and others. Yay, Wilbur!”

Now, I don’t know what LKTS means, but I’m sure you can tell me.

“I’m not talking about them. I’m talking about you.”

Really? Cause you mentioned me as part of a group, one that now has Wilbur in it.

“I didn’t even suggest that you did what you did together. It just occurred to me that the only thing you all have in common is feigned intelligence.”

You. Your the thing that’s in common. You act like an asshole till people yell at you then you act surprised.

“Perhaps that is something for you to think about, but not me.”

God forbid you should ever think. You might hurt yourself. Worse yet, you might learn something.

What kind of bullshit is that?
It wouldn’t matter if I snuck in their homes and lit them on fire.

I’m not talking about them. I’m talking about you.

I didn’t even suggest that you did what you did together. It just occurred to me that the only thing you all have in common is feigned intelligence.

Perhaps that is something for you to think about, but not me.

You: “Who else would add them, you numskull?”

Yes. You see, you make it sound like were some gang that’s here to make you life miserable. If that was true, we would be the ones inviting people into our group, organizing attack through e-mail, ordering in Pizza every Thursday night to celebrate our victories while playing board games.

… I’ve said too much.

In reality, you just piss people off till they snap and yell at you.

For me, it didn’t take much for I have no patience with morons and like insulting people. I admit that and own up to my part in our animosity.

You, you still think you are the victim.

It’s amazing how so many different people get added to our group.

It’s amazing that these people are added their by you.

It is almost like you want more people to attack you so you act like an ass until they do just to justify your persecution complex.

You are in need of serious help.

LoL!

Please tell me what it is you think is not registering — before three other people descend upon me — and I will do my best to reply.

This is, after all, a blog thread, and I am by no means in charge.

I’ll add this, sadly: No matter what proof, what support, what research, what backup we bring, it will NEVER register. Reason has been turned off for what wingnuts consider the “duration” of the war on terra’. All thinking and policy is done by their “Leader”, their “Commander in Chief”.

I’ve accepted, after hundreds of threads and conversations, THIS is what we have to deal with when we talk to wingnuts. The Bushies understood this simple fact a long time ago, and played them like a fiddle.

Conservative activists understood this when they invested hundreds of millions in trapping Bill Clinton first in a sexual transgression, and then in a perjury trap.

They knew they needed to strip him of all legitiamte claim to “Supreme COmmander in Chief” title. And they found a way to do it.

Here’s another fact wingnuts do not grasp, and Frank shows it by his talk of Patrick Henry:

In our system of government, the President is the Commander in Chief. But our President is, first and foremeost, a CIVILIAN.

Why, Frank the wingnut, WHY did our forefathers hand over Supreme Command of all our armed forces to a CIVILIAN?

You can’t even answer two simple questions:

What is “my background” you were talking about?

What is the “you know” that I should be concerned about?

Real brave.

I’m sure I’ll be standing up for my rights alone, if I have to depend on the likes of you.