I made a joke — not a “roll on the floor” joke, not a gut – buster — a joke.

All the other people who thought it was unfunny, said nothing.

But not you.

You can take it from there, and explain to me how everything that happened after that was my fault.

Or you can do me a favor and drop it.

What do you think I expect you to do?

Any questions?

Wow, you really are a psycho.

If this exchange got you pissed off as you sound, then you have emotionally issues beyond me or any other member of this board. No wonder you are the center and nearly all of the fights here.

And you do it very often without even grasping the simple meaning of what was said. That’s probably because, in your juvenile view of the world, every one is either like you or strives to be you.

Now I’m confused. Out of all the things I’ve said, this registers high enough for you to call me an asshole.

Insinuating that maybe the Pope is a little overdressed is enough for you to call me an asshole.

No wonder you think so many things are anti-Christian if I can’t even make fun of how the Pope dresses.

You: “That isn’t funny.”

Exactly my point.

Ah, I see. Never saw ‘em. Thanks for the clarification.

Mary Carey for the Republicans.

I understood it was a joke, but it was like making fun of the Pope for dressing too casual.

And you’re not just following me around to annoy me, either.

Squirrel: Your turn!

I don’t know, let’s ask the people who voted Reagan, Schwarzenegger, Bono, Eastwood, Fred Thompson, etc.

I want to know who the real pundits,like Tim Robbins, and Susan Sarandon, and Sean Penn, and Danny Glover are endorsing.

That’s Jason from Friday the 13th, and the guy from Halloween is also spelled Myers.

Simon Cowell.