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A Bird Poops On Bush, Speaks For The Entire Nation

God bless him. The bird.

As President Bush took a question Thursday in the White House Rose Garden about scandals involving his Attorney General, he remarked, “I’ve got confidence in Al Gonzales doin’ the job.”

Simultaneously, a sparrow flew overhead and left a splash on the President’s sleeve, which Bush tried several times to wipe off.

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8 Responses to “A Bird Poops On Bush, Speaks For The Entire Nation”

  1. mestizO says:

    heh. we need more brave birds.

  2. Organic George says:

    That sparrow needs to stand for Hoyer’s job.

  3. Dugger says:

    I think this takes this week’s prize as the most intelligent Bush criticism on this iste.

  4. SpiderJ says:

    The bird was immediately rendered, in an extraordinary fashion, to Syria. We don’t know what Syria will do with the bird. But whatever it was, Syria did it. Not us. Syria.

  5. merlallen says:

    iste? take your meds, dugger.

  6. Dugger says:

    Merl

    Criticizing my typing: fish in a barrel. But, guilty as charged.

  7. Duros62 says:

    File this under Oh, Sweet, sweet Irony.

    Why does that bird hate America?

  8. doug r says:

    I should start a blog: The Pooping Sparrow