Well, here’s a pick-me-up. No way in hell I see the movie in theaters (Dane Cook is like kryptonite to comedy), but Jessica Alba is always good to see:
You’d think she’d pick a better kind of ice cream than vanilla. Like chocolate. And I don’t mean any sort of double entendres about that.
Maybe.
I don’t know anything about this movie, so maybe I am only noting the obvious, but that’s one of the more phallic shaped ice cream cones I’ve ever seen. And the drips just add to the post-modern porn imagery of it.
Really? Hadn’t noticed.
me neither. you perv.
Amen, Jerry!
signed, Certified Perv
I agree with about the chocolate ice cream but the vanilla gives the color drips they need for the money shot
When you get older you will appricate vanilla ice cream. The subtleties of flavor, aroma, texture and mouth feel will make you wonder what you saw in chocolate in your youth.
Sophia rules
Speaking from a purely artistic viewpoint, the contrast of a vanilla against that lovely bronze surface is just too delicious. Besides, Vanilla is really, really good, especially with chocolate covered almonds in it. Why not enjoy the best of both worlds, Oliver? If Stephen and Willie can have a Ben and Jerry’s flavor, then Jessica deserves one ever so much more. If you get the flavor for her, I be she’ll go out with you.
I might ger a DVD screener of this one, which means I’ll get to see it without paying for it.
Cornish Vanilla made with clotted cream is basically the ultimate desert.
Clearly, Alba is just offering her support for the Chuck Schumer and the DSCC.