Comments on: Spoiler T-Shirt http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/21/spoiler-t-shirt/ Like Kryptonite To Stupid Sat, 11 Feb 2012 02:42:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 By: Duros62 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/21/spoiler-t-shirt/#comment-72839 Duros62 Wed, 23 May 2007 21:04:41 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6171#comment-72839 It was all a game. It was all a game.

]]> By: Duros62 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/21/spoiler-t-shirt/#comment-72838 Duros62 Wed, 23 May 2007 21:03:36 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6171#comment-72838 "Toto got screwed." “Toto got screwed.”

]]> By: JR http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/21/spoiler-t-shirt/#comment-72837 JR Tue, 22 May 2007 21:49:37 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6171#comment-72837 "Aeris dies." "Gilderoy Lockhart is a fraud." "It was all a dream." "It was all an elaborate hoax." "Bill Murray saves the day." "It turns out he's the reincarnation of Dracula." "Hitler's head explodes." “Aeris dies.”
“Gilderoy Lockhart is a fraud.”
“It was all a dream.”
“It was all an elaborate hoax.”
“Bill Murray saves the day.”
“It turns out he’s the reincarnation of Dracula.”
“Hitler’s head explodes.”

]]> By: Matt http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/21/spoiler-t-shirt/#comment-72836 Matt Tue, 22 May 2007 17:53:36 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6171#comment-72836 "Luthor is bald." “Luthor is bald.”

]]> By: Rex Mundane http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/21/spoiler-t-shirt/#comment-72835 Rex Mundane Tue, 22 May 2007 17:24:17 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6171#comment-72835 "They Find Nemo." "Actually its not Jason Vorhees, but his mother." "He still knows what you did last summer." "Okay, now its Jason Vorhees." "Its Neve Campbell's Boyfriend, then its the Reporter, then its the Director." "She kills Bill, it turns out." "Of course thats Superman's kid." "The Titanic sinks." "Its still Jason Vorhees." "Oh, also she still had the Heart of the Sea with her, she was just dicking with the salvage crew." "Indiana Jones drowned his mistress so Catwoman wouldnt find out, then tries to kill her for finding out." "It continues to be Jason Vorhees." "Turns out the French actually did have the Holy Grail." "Main character feels betrayed, loses mind, everyine dies." (All of Shakespeare) "Rocky wins by losing, then he wins by winning, then he goes to Russia because Creed dies and everyone stops caring for 20 years." "Its Jason Vorhees in Spaaaaaaaaace." “They Find Nemo.”
“Actually its not Jason Vorhees, but his mother.”
“He still knows what you did last summer.”
“Okay, now its Jason Vorhees.”
“Its Neve Campbell’s Boyfriend, then its the Reporter, then its the Director.”
“She kills Bill, it turns out.”
“Of course thats Superman’s kid.”
“The Titanic sinks.”
“Its still Jason Vorhees.”
“Oh, also she still had the Heart of the Sea with her, she was just dicking with the salvage crew.”
“Indiana Jones drowned his mistress so Catwoman wouldnt find out, then tries to kill her for finding out.”
“It continues to be Jason Vorhees.”
“Turns out the French actually did have the Holy Grail.”
“Main character feels betrayed, loses mind, everyine dies.” (All of Shakespeare)
“Rocky wins by losing, then he wins by winning, then he goes to Russia because Creed dies and everyone stops caring for 20 years.”
“Its Jason Vorhees in Spaaaaaaaaace.”

]]> By: Oliver Willis http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/21/spoiler-t-shirt/#comment-72834 Oliver Willis Tue, 22 May 2007 06:57:02 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6171#comment-72834 "Marty does indeed go back to the future." "The Joker dies." "Simba becomes king." "Forrest finds Jenny. She dies." “Marty does indeed go back to the future.”
“The Joker dies.”
“Simba becomes king.”
“Forrest finds Jenny. She dies.”

]]> By: Rex Mundane http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/21/spoiler-t-shirt/#comment-72833 Rex Mundane Tue, 22 May 2007 04:59:22 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6171#comment-72833 Left out a few: "It was the guy on the floor that whole time." "Wife's head was in the box." "That's not really his daughter." "Nope, turns out he was Yuri." "He's had it with those motherf$%king snakes on that motherf$%king plane." "Kong does not survive the fall." And as a pre-emptive: "No, they're never getting off the damn island, and you'll never understand why." Left out a few:

“It was the guy on the floor that whole time.”
“Wife’s head was in the box.”
“That’s not really his daughter.”
“Nope, turns out he was Yuri.”
“He’s had it with those motherf$%king snakes on that motherf$%king plane.”
“Kong does not survive the fall.”

And as a pre-emptive:
“No, they’re never getting off the damn island, and you’ll never understand why.”

]]> By: Waveflux http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/21/spoiler-t-shirt/#comment-72832 Waveflux Tue, 22 May 2007 01:20:12 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6171#comment-72832 That's hilarious...but <i>Fight Club</i> is now totally ruined for me. That’s hilarious…but Fight Club is now totally ruined for me.

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