Comments on: Jessica Alba Makes The Case For Why She And Not Lindsay Lohan Should Have Been #1 On Maxim’s Hot 100 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/ Like Kryptonite To Stupid Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:01:33 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 By: Chuck http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73246 Chuck Thu, 14 Jun 2007 15:00:50 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73246 You're right! You're, you're, you're goddamn right! You’re right! You’re, you’re, you’re goddamn right!

]]> By: Bucky http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73245 Bucky Sat, 19 May 2007 00:03:28 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73245 That first picture shows you exactly why she lost--what a horrible drinking problem she has! That first picture shows you exactly why she lost–what a horrible drinking problem she has!

]]> By: Acanthus http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73244 Acanthus Fri, 18 May 2007 00:08:35 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73244 <a href="http://www.590klbj.com/News/Story.aspx?ID=68139" rel="nofollow"><a href="http://www.590klbj.com/News/Story.aspx?ID=68139" rel="nofollow">http://www.590klbj.com/News/Story.aspx?ID=68139</a></a> Alright gentlemen, let the stupidity begin! http://www.590klbj.com/News/Story.aspx?ID=68139

Alright gentlemen, let the stupidity begin!

]]> By: Danny http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73243 Danny Thu, 17 May 2007 22:54:03 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73243 "Are you nuts? Scarlett is one of the hottest women out there. " Damn Scarlett has a good PR guy. Must have paid you off too! Jessica, however, is the fairest of all. “Are you nuts? Scarlett is one of the hottest women out there. ”

Damn Scarlett has a good PR guy. Must have paid you off too!

Jessica, however, is the fairest of all.

]]> By: Quaker in a Basement http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73242 Quaker in a Basement Thu, 17 May 2007 22:34:33 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73242 Yes, that first pic is weird, but not because of the water running out of her mouth. It's weird because you can see her ribs. She needs a double cheeseburger. Yes, that first pic is weird, but not because of the water running out of her mouth. It’s weird because you can see her ribs.

She needs a double cheeseburger.

]]> By: Trakker http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73241 Trakker Thu, 17 May 2007 21:01:40 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73241 Um, I'm still not convinced, Oliver. Could you post some more of Alba? Maybe 20 or so...or 30? Um, I’m still not convinced, Oliver. Could you post some more of Alba? Maybe 20 or so…or 30?

]]> By: Duros62 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73240 Duros62 Thu, 17 May 2007 19:59:42 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73240 Was the first picture taken after a dentist visit, perhaps? That's just weird. Was the first picture taken after a dentist visit, perhaps? That’s just weird.

]]> By: C.S.Strowbridge http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73239 C.S.Strowbridge Thu, 17 May 2007 18:28:37 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73239 "At least Lohan is a better choice than Scarlett Johanssen. I cannot understand for the life of me how that girl makes so many top 100 lists. Yeah Yeah she has a good build, but her face is ugly." Are you nuts? Scarlett is one of the hottest women out there. And, when she was approached by Cruise his cul.... religious buddies, she ran. “At least Lohan is a better choice than Scarlett Johanssen. I cannot understand for the life of me how that girl makes so many top 100 lists. Yeah Yeah she has a good build, but her face is ugly.”

Are you nuts? Scarlett is one of the hottest women out there. And, when she was approached by Cruise his cul…. religious buddies, she ran.

]]> By: Danny http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73238 Danny Thu, 17 May 2007 18:24:16 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73238 At least Lohan is a better choice than Scarlett Johanssen. I cannot understand for the life of me how that girl makes so many top 100 lists. Yeah Yeah she has a good build, but her face is ugly. Jessica Alba is the Marilyn Monroe . . . the Racquel Welch of this time. Today, no other star matches her in beauty. At least Lohan is a better choice than Scarlett Johanssen. I cannot understand for the life of me how that girl makes so many top 100 lists. Yeah Yeah she has a good build, but her face is ugly.

Jessica Alba is the Marilyn Monroe . . . the Racquel Welch of this time. Today, no other star matches her in beauty.

]]> By: dan http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73237 dan Thu, 17 May 2007 17:04:26 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73237 The first picture, a stroke victim? Wow. you really nead a gf oliver. The first picture, a stroke victim? Wow. you really nead a gf oliver.

]]> By: Duros62 http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73236 Duros62 Thu, 17 May 2007 16:50:48 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73236 <i>I've seen mailboxes that are sexier than Lindsay Lohan. Posted by: Jay | </i> ROFL!!! That was good. First Drew Barrymore and now Lidsay Lohan? More proof that there is no integrity in the media anymore, just corporate overlords. I’ve seen mailboxes that are sexier than Lindsay Lohan.
Posted by: Jay |

ROFL!!! That was good.

First Drew Barrymore and now Lidsay Lohan? More proof that there is no integrity in the media anymore, just corporate overlords.

]]> By: Nimrod Gently http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73235 Nimrod Gently Thu, 17 May 2007 14:59:59 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73235 "You had a subscribtion to Maxim? Jebus" Quoted for truth. “You had a subscribtion to Maxim? Jebus”

Quoted for truth.

]]> By: Jay http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73234 Jay Thu, 17 May 2007 14:13:43 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73234 I guess drooling is now supposed to be sexy? It's sexy when you see a woman with water falling over her. It's not sexy when somebody poses like they're a stroke victim. Even if it is Alba. As for Maxim, I don't what their editors have been smoking, but these days, I've seen mailboxes that are sexier than Lindsay Lohan. I guess drooling is now supposed to be sexy? It’s sexy when you see a woman with water falling over her. It’s not sexy when somebody poses like they’re a stroke victim. Even if it is Alba.

As for Maxim, I don’t what their editors have been smoking, but these days, I’ve seen mailboxes that are sexier than Lindsay Lohan.

]]> By: August J. Pollak http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73233 August J. Pollak Thu, 17 May 2007 12:00:54 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73233 WTF is with that first photo? I'd love to get with Alba, but I think I'd draw the line at doing her when she was in a persistent vegetative state. WTF is with that first photo? I’d love to get with Alba, but I think I’d draw the line at doing her when she was in a persistent vegetative state.

]]> By: C.S.Strowbridge http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73232 C.S.Strowbridge Thu, 17 May 2007 10:40:56 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73232 Lindsay freaking Lohan probably won't win again as her career, and her time in the spotlight, are soon to be over. On a side note, I might be doing a review of Good Luck Chuck, but probably not till it comes out on DVD. Lindsay freaking Lohan probably won’t win again as her career, and her time in the spotlight, are soon to be over.

On a side note, I might be doing a review of Good Luck Chuck, but probably not till it comes out on DVD.

]]> By: klyde http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/05/16/jessica-alba-makes-the-case-for-why-she-and-not-lindsay-lohan-should-have-been-1-on-maxims-hot-100/#comment-73231 klyde Thu, 17 May 2007 04:25:11 +0000 http://improveman.com/ow2008/?p=6209#comment-73231 You had a subscribtion to Maxim? Jebus You had a subscribtion to Maxim? Jebus

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