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The factually challenged Moonie Times has published a column furthering the O’Reilly-led conspiracy with George Soros at its nexus, and your friendly neighborhood Oliver Willis is apparently deep in the heart of evil.

According to the benign description on its federal 990 federal tax form, the 50-plus employees of the watchdog group work "to notify activists, journalists, pundits and the general public about instances of misinformation providing them with resources to rebut false claims and to take direct action against offending media." At least two liberal bloggers, Oliver Willis and Duncan Black, are full-time employees. They are allied with other leftist bloggers to vilify those they want to silence or intimidate.

That’s right, youse guys. Youse better shut you face or me and Duncan – Da Enforca – will annihilate youse wid our blogs, see!!!!

UPDATE: Via DailyKos. LOL. ROFLMAO.
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46 Responses to “Oh Man, I Think I’ve Arrived!”

  1. dave™© says:

    So that’s Atrios front and center – are you on the right?

    And who’s that on the left – Kos? Big Media Matt?

  2. GWPDA says:

    You wanna try that again Willie??????

  3. Mike M. says:

    Please blogger, don’t hurt me.

  4. jerry says:

    I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. She went to the movies with him; she stayed out late. I didn’t protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another boyfriend. They made her drink whiskey. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was a’broken. Her jaw was a’shattered, held together by wire. She couldn’t even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison – suspended sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool. And those two bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, for justice, we must go to Don Willis.

  5. Duros62 says:

    buena sera, buena sera.

  6. Alan in SF says:

    What’s really amazing is what a good job you and Dunc have done silencing and intimidating. It’s hard to even find a right-wing commentator on TV, radio, or the editorial pages any more.

  7. Enlightened Liberal says:

    Except for Pat Buchanan, Lou Dobbs, Tucker Carlson, everyone on Fox (except Colmes), everyone at the Washington Times, Charles Krauthammer, David Brooks, Robert “Douchebag of Liberty” Novak, Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, Rush Limbaugh, Debbie Schussel, Michelle Malkin, Glenn Beck, Joe Scarborough, Tony Blankley, John McLaughlin, need I go on?

  8. Peter O says:

    Can I be Christopher, can I, can I?

  9. O'McSomething says:

    I just want you and Duncan to know that when it is time, we will go to the mattresses for you. Anytime.

  10. Mr.Murder says:

    So the lunk in the middle is the muscle for the goon squad?

    Those fifty libruls are a threat to the balance of all good. Their dangerous habit of follow-up and fact checking should be called out!

  11. Brian C.B. says:

    And yet, in the face of the most brutal oppression dished out by Don Duncan and Oliver “Bugsy” Willis, Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes shoulder manfully on.

    Just how does they do it?

  12. Duros62 says:

    Rupert Murdoch is the Phil Leotardo of media.

  13. infoshaman says:

    What does it pay, silencing wingnuts for Mr. Soros? Can I watch the next time you do a job? Or did Mr. Soros cut you off now that you’ve been exposed as made men?

  14. Hank Essay says:

    So, does that mean that Mrs. Atrios is Jamie-Lynn Sigler?

    -

  15. Pete Bogs says:

    so, when’s O’Reilly gettin’ whacked?

  16. ron says:

    wow, i never knew that villify = calling people on their bullshit. but we know wingnuts and the media elites know no shame so its impossible to villify them and theyll also never shut up.

  17. sdh says:

    At least two liberal bloggers, Oliver Willis and Duncan Black, are full-time employees. They are allied with other leftist bloggers to vilify those they want to silence or intimidate.

    Is calling people out on logical inconsistencies, irrationality, or plain stupidity vilification? Apparently when that’s all you’ve got, it is.

    It is slander, but coming from the Moonie Times it is high praise indeed.

    Best,

  18. Plantsman1 says:

    OT, but:

    “Last night on Hannity and Colmes, right-wing pundit Dick Morris also claimed that we need to keep U.S. troops in Iraq so that terrorists don’t come to the United States. But he argued that we need to put “Americans right within their [terrorists’] arms’ reach” so that they have the opportunity to “kill Americans” there. He added that therefore, “they don’t have to come to Wall Street to kill Americans. They don’t have to knock down the Trade Center. They can do it around the corner, and convenience is a big factor when you’re a terrorist.”

    Sigh.

  19. Dr. Wu says:

    They pat some good boys on the back
    And put some to the rod
    But I never thought they’d put Atrios in the
    GOON SQUAD

  20. Dugger says:

    I think calling the president ‘dear leader’ would qualify as vilification – unless you think fellow leftist Kim Jong Il is an OK kind of guy.

  21. Plantsman1 says:

    Then again, it’s not so off-topic, is it? I guess I should beg for forgiveness for helping to “intimidate and silence” Mr. Morris.

  22. ac-n-nc says:

    OMG , that was to funny , made me spew my tea all over the screen .

  23. Rheinhard says:

    Oooh, can we get mafia-esque handles even if we’re not name bloggers?

    If so, I call “Clamps”!

    (Yes, I’m also a shameless Futurama fan…)

    “Oh man, let that falafel fiddlin fool O’Reilly come round here wit’ his loofahs and his fat bulbulous head… I’ll clamp him! I’LL CLAMP HIM GOOD, BOSS!”

  24. Oliver says:

    Don Willis dubs thee “Clamps”.

  25. Duros62 says:

    See, now, that’s a good picture of you, Oliver. You look good in a suit, even if it did “fall off a truck.” wink,wink.

  26. Duros62 says:

    And I call “Baby Shanks” (being from RI and all).

  27. r@d@r says:

    paulie has a blog??!! i mean, christopher having one doesn’t surprise me, he’s very “now”, he probably has a myspace page too, but….i’m surprised paulie even has a computer.

  28. Angelo says:

    I think calling the president ‘dear leader’ would qualify as vilification – unless you think fellow leftist Kim Jong Il is an OK kind of guy.

    Posted by: Dugger | May 8, 2007 1:45:33 PM

    It may be vilification, but if he’s trying to “silence or intimidate” you right-wing trolls, he’s certainly failing miserably.

    Congrats Oliver!

  29. The Next to Last Pope says:

    It’s all starting to make sense. Denny Hastart warned us that we didn’t know for sure that Soros didn’t make all his money running drugs. Now we have his minions using mafia style sarcasm to hurt the feelings of right wing pundits who have only Murdoch’s empire to protect them.

  30. christykennedy says:

    HAHAHAHA! Go Oliver!

  31. jimmmm says:

    What’s funny, of course, is that expose of the wicked ways of Darth Soros is in the Washington Times, which is actually bankrolled. By an actual felon. Who has served actual prison time. For tax evasion.

  32. Iany77 says:

    Dugger, when we call Bush “Dear Leader”, we’re mocking his supporters, not him. The cult-like adoration that drips from his followers (like that dumbass who gave Bush his purple heart) is beyond creepy. It wouldn’t be out of place in a dictatorship. Got it now?

  33. Jack Larson says:

    So, how does this work? By posting here, I get a check from Soros? Is it by word or post?

  34. Rheinhard says:

    You know, I hadn’t planned on attending YearlyKos, but it might be worth it if I were to bring my camcorder and Ollie, Atrios, and a few other prominent bloggers could bring their best pinstripe suits, spats, or other mob-looking gear, so that we could film a shot of them walking down a long corridor in slow-mo which then could be overdubbed with that tune “Battle Without Honor or Humanity” by Tomoyasu Hotei, from the KILL BILL soundtrack.

  35. Duros "Baby Shanks" 62 says:

    bankrolled. By an actual felon. Who has served actual prison time. For tax evasion.

    XD

    Thank you very much for pointing that out.

  36. Enlightened Liberal says:

    Don’t forget this: Who runs a religious cult. Where he is the messiah.

  37. fd10801 says:

    Duros62: You know how I hate to quibble, but it’s Bonasera…

    My favorite scene from the whole trilogy is with the landlord in Godfather II…

    The rent stays like – a before!

    And the dog, she stays!

    I’ve been thinking for hours about a clever tie – in to the thread, but I just couldn’t…

  38. Njorl says:

    Leave the gun.
    Take the falafel.

  39. SpiderJ says:

    It’s “Bonasera”?

    Funny, Louis Prima spells it exactly the same way Duros did.

  40. Duros62 says:

    I always thought it meant “Good Evening.”

    What does bonasera mean?

  41. vikingsnut says:

    Ollie, just don’t get all liquored up and play monopoly at your sisters house, bad things happen. I really hate to see that show go…

  42. Duros62 says:

    Seriously, what does bonasera mean?

  43. Squirrel says:

    Buona sera OR buonasera both mean good evening in Italian. Frank forgot the ‘u’ but he wasn’t quibbling and assumed he was right as always.

  44. Duros62 says:

    That’s what i thought.

  45. Duros62 says:

    Anyway, congrats to Oliver. I know how much you like when you get mention in the “liberal MSM” and so forth. Say hi to Mr. Soros for me.