Has anyone seen her in that movie Monster’s Ball? That was the movie where I think she won an oscar. There is a Halle Berry sex scene in that movie with the guy from slingblade that is incredibly erotic and explicit. I saw the clip again recently on http://www.dirtylittletarts.com (NSFW). It’s somewhere on the celebrity sex page (for some reason they keep shuffling the video clips on that page).

I’m not a lesbian, but Halle is one girl that I could experiment with for an evening.

As long as Cheney isn’t riding shotgun.

Or, to be bipartisan, Ted Kennedy?

(See what I did there? A preemptive Chappaquidick joke?)

That’s a low blow. Brandy was not responsible for that woman’s death, she was hit by three cars, (not to mention getting pushed over a highway barrier.)

Would you rather Brandy take the wheel?

Here we see the cognitive dissonance that we’ve heard so much about.

From the picture, it looks like she is standing in the street.

That is to say, she isn’t driving…anything.

Is that what it looks like to you? My eyes must be failing, because to me it looks like she’s handing out flyers to somebody stopped at a red light.

How un-Hollywood of her