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April 25th, 2007
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What the hell was that? I was more embarassed for her than I was insulted by what she was saying.
Gotta reach out to the “To Catch a Predator” demographic, I guess.
She manages to make a cheerleader outfit unattractive. That takes some work.
Lefty bloggers everywhere should just quit working for a month and leave this video up instead. The wingnguts have offically hit rock bottom. Even Bush was a slightly less shitty cheerleader.
Man-o man, that is sad.
I remember when someone posted a photoshop of her in a bikini half in the bag.
This is more embarrassing to her than that could ever be.
Why not just go DEMOCRATS ARE DUMBHEADS HARRY REID IS A POOPYPANTS DUH HELLO I’M NANCY PELOSI AND I’M REALLY DUMB HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR
The Republicans are making this my own personal best week ever! I didn’t think anyone could top Tom Delay’s foolishness yesterday. What was she thinking….
She has kids. You have to think her kids’ classmates are going to see this. She’s just humiliating her family. Have some dignity, woman!
Poor Michelle…no matter how hard she tries she’ll never be the white WASP lady she so longs to be. I’m surprise3d she hasn’t taken the Michael Jackson path, letting herself be carved and stitched into a Laura Bush look-a-like.
She’s just (still) ticked off that no matter how much she tries to assimilate – she’s still not accepted.
ps – the reason she didn’t make the cheer squad in Junior High may have had more to do with her overall lameness and an individual than her nationality (a little). Quit whining and joing the rest of us who enjoy who/what we are.
ROFLMAO… but now, I can feel the beginning sprouts of pity for her… (like I had for michael after the second surgery)
ROFLMAO some more…
Somewhere Hot Air Ian has the windshield wiper on his monitor turned on…..
Anyone remember this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcNbv-7sNLw
I must say, Malkin is absolutely dedicated to her deranged politics, so much so that she doesn’t try to hide that ugly snarl, and then bizarre shit like the cheerleader outfit and this post above.
Holy Shit!
And we’re supposed to be the “unhinged” ones.
I was wondering if the movie was some “barely legal” cheesecake, or something lampooning the Democrats.
It could have been either one, you know?
So I checked out the clip, and Lo and Behold! It was a clip lampooning the Democrats!
Was I surprised!
You guys are just so unpredictable — I never know what you’re going to come up with next…
That was so bad that if I had a cheerleader fetish it would have killed it.
I may never be able to masturbate to my Asian porn collection ever again.
Damn you Michelle Malkin!
Frank, and I admit I may not really want to know the answer to this, what are you talking about now?
DUde, that could be the name of gameshow: “WTF is Frank Talking About Now?” Where you compete with other contestants to figure out what nutty shit Frank is desperately trying to communicate through the fog of irrationality he operates in everyday. Big Cash Prizes!
It’s not even a cheerleader costume, it’s a Catholic schoolgirl outfit.
Sounds like Malagang is getting hubby’s fetishes mixed up. Thank GOD Jesse’s not into furries…
No whammies!
No whammies!
No whammies!
Nutty Conservative Commenters for $300, Alex.
DUde, that could be the name of gameshow: “WTF is Frank Talking About Now?”
I’d watch that. As long as it comes on right after “Are You Smarter Than a 5 Year Old?”
“Thank GOD Jesse’s not into furries…”
Actually, that would be awesome. Not to actually experience, obviously, just to know it existed.
NG and frameone: What can I say? I guess you two are just dopey bastards…
You see, the running gag, kicked off by Oliver, was that the clip related to “barely legal” and “cheerleading” and “schoolgirl” dress.
So, I was pretending that you lefties were actually expecting that, and that you were unaware that Michele was engaged in blatant lampooning of the defeatist Democrats, despite the white flags and photographs of prominent Democrats.
And then, I was acting like I was surprised to discover that Ms. Malkin was, indeed, lampooning the defeatist Democrats (which, of course, I had anticipated all along, without even seeing the clip, just based on the comments).
So, don’t you feel like horses’ asses now? Because you are.
Sheesh.
Duros: You’d never make the prelims (and no sorry assed shit later that you were just kidding, you sycophant)
Just a couple of observations:
1) Oliver, who every now and then brags about his fantasy love affair with Jessica Alba, mocks someone ELSE for public silliness.
2) The video Chester linked to showed Michelle Malkin simply dramatizing the words of a prominent fellow-traveller of Oliver’s. She bowdlerized the profanities, but otherwise every single word was Amanda Marcotte’s.
I regret Oliver’s posting this. To avoid any future charges of hypocrisy, he’ll have to forego any “my secret affair with Jessica Alba” postings or videos like that “Honkytonk Badonkadonk” by Trace Adkins, one I personally appreciated a great deal.
Anyone seen Oliver’s sense of fun? Did CK chew it up? It’s one thing about him I liked, and will miss.
J.
Frank, you slay me.
In any case, Michelle obviously did this to ensure that Bill’O continues to book her to fill in for him.
Duros: I wasn’t the one who didn’t get the joke (cue NG and frameone: “It’s not that I didn’t get it; it just wasn’t funny”)
Stop playing “dogpile” and get your own material…
Here’s the difference with myself and Malkin: I don’t shy away when people have said I write silly things. I write things all the time. But Malkin claims outrage and a double standard when people point out that if she wasn’t young and attractive she wouldn’t be anywhere in the con movement.
Then she dresses up like a cheerleader.
Wow.
I think she just out-dumbed Adam Sandler.
Come on oliver, you think anyone takes you seriously other than your few fans here?
That has to be the lowest-buget, worst parody of cheerleading I’ve ever seen. Does she realize that stunts like this completely demean her in the public arena?
As far as the political commentary involved, should Ried have stated the war as lost? No. But there are a million better paths for political commentary than cheapening yourself to that level. She should stick to innacurate books and FOX interviews.
At this rate by the next election she’ll be dancing around a pole in full body paint that says “Vote Republican”, probably with Ann Coulter right next to her in stars and stripes pasities and a thong.
Oh DAMN that’s a nasty mental image. My apologies.
Does she realize that stunts like this completely demean her in the public arena?
Actually, no. Because they don’t.
I’m guessing you didn’t like her before you saw this clip.
And I don’t dislike her, now that I’ve seen this clip.
Does she care about left wing comments about her cheerleading skills?
My guess is, “No”.
Guys, trying to argue with the crowd that thinks that “Mallard Fillmore” is funny is an exercise in futility.
Yeah, this is hysterical.
Does anyone else see the irony in Michelle calling the majority party “losers”?
Frank, Michelle Malkin, Ann Coulter, and anyone else on that side of the political spectrum, would have to fuck a donkey with a rake, live on national television, before you even considered your loyalty.
Its amazing how you uber stupid liberals call the Republicans ‘uptight’ (cuz you know they have silly things like morals and common sense) then you lambast a beautiful woman like Michelle for doing a funny parody tape.. your all pathetic.
You guys are just mad cuz we got a super hottie with an intellect to match (or more) and you guys got.. drum roll please.. Rosie frickin O’ Donnell.. LOL WAY TO GO FOR THE BLUE PARTY! shhh yeah… Michelle vs O’Donell in a chearleading dress.. good lord thats tough one!!
Oliver looks like a pedophile.. its no wonder you lib’s love him so much!
Trying to argue with people that think Micheal Moore makes fact-based documentatries is a marathon excercise of futility and a ride into insanity.