Isn’t this Bill’s handiwork?

It would be nice if those broadcasters who have been handed a huge chunk of the broadcast $pectrum for beans were held to a certain standard where the public trust is concerned. Crazy ideas like the Fairness Doctrine and more stringent guild lines governing media consolidation were meant to protect the public interest and prevent monopolization of the public airwaves by narrow corporate and political interests.

So I, for one, wish there was some librul conzpirzy plot to reform the media.

Paranoia keep it up
Paranoia’s crazy
Readjust your tinfoil hats
and with our lives be lazy.

On a more serious note, both Rush and Hannity were going wild yesterday because of their belief in a plan originating at the top levels of the Democrat party that would reinstitute the so-called “fairness doctrine,” either through legislation signed by a Democrat president, or through operatives like Jackson and Sharpton who would pick off “dangerous” hosts one by one.

Well? Is there something to their theory?

Paranoia keep it up
Paranoia’s crazy
Wind the smiking chimp right up
and with the job be lazy.