Congress Tackles The Tough Issues

5:07 pm EST March 28th, 2007 | Politics | 43 Comments

Sigh. Stop. Please stop.

A bipartisan group of U.S. House members offered a simple message to the American people today: “Pray, or God will lift his caring hand from the great nation.”

Over three dozen representatives joined U.S. Rep. J. Randy Forbes (R-Va.) on the west lawn of the U.S. Capitol today to urge Americans to pray for the U.S. and its leaders for at least five minutes each week. Forbes, who is also the leader of the Congressional Prayer Caucus, said he hopes “God will hear our prayers and heal our land.”

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43 Responses to “Congress Tackles The Tough Issues”

  1. Duros62 says:

    WTF?

  2. fd10801 says:

    What’s next? The Pope visits the US?
    It’s not like Congress is setting up the National Church of Robertson.

  3. Wilbur says:

    Through my vast network of contacts I have obtained the actual text of Rep. Forbes’ prayer:

    “Dear Lord, please deliver us from the mess we Republicans have made of things over the past six years. That sure would be a lot easier, Lord, than it would be for us to get a clue. We ask in Jesus’ name, Amen.”

  4. frameone says:

    Ah, frank, he’s always there with the totally idiotic non-sequitor.

    How’s teh crazy working out for you, my friend?

  5. midderpidge says:

    There you go, more “Blame America first” Republicans.

  6. frameone says:

    Who would Jesus Impeach?

  7. fd10801 says:

    frameone: Can’t you spell “the”?

    I guess I would have been more “on topic” if I expressed alarm and dismay at the imminent theocracy, eh?

    How’s the insolence, arrogance, and self – absorption working out for you?

  8. pedromd07 says:

    man based on the headline I thought you were going to condemn the democrats employeeing outside law firms to conduct further “investigations” into the firing of US attorneys who serve at the pleasure of the president!

    Silly me…

  9. mambochicken23 says:

    Frank, maybe you should look up “teh.” I find it hard to believe that you’ve never seen this particular slang spelling before.

    Secondly, are you fucking kidding me? Congressional Prayer Caucus? WTF? What a joke. And Frank, a theocracy is probably not far from what the Repubs want… yet another reason to vote Dem (as if the other 1,723 reasons weren’t enough).

    Maybe if you were younger, brighter, less stubborn and more thoughtful you’d realize that these sorts of actions by members of a major governing body are either A: a complete joke, a mockery of the state, or B: promoting dangerous ideals into public discourse.

    Maybe if I pray hard enough, you WILL get younger and smarter! That’s a thought!… everyone break out their Bibles, I’m gonna need some help with this one…

  10. frameone says:

    “I guess I would have been more “on topic” if I expressed alarm and dismay at the imminent theocracy, eh?”

    No, frank, only if you had made an analogy that made even the slightest bit of sense. The pope visiting the United States is not even close to a bunch of elected officials suggesting that Jesus is the answer to the country’s problems.

  11. fd10801 says:

    Congress opens with a prayer by Chaplains of differing faiths, all the time.

    “A bunch of elected officials suggesting that Jesus is the answer to the country’s problems” doesn’t worry anymore than a visit from the Pope. But, of course, you didn’t get that — so there’s something wrong with me!

    Quelle surprise!

    As for the “slang” spelling of teh, I was being sArCAstIc.

    “In the online slang known as Leet, it is deliberately used in place of the, and occasionally spelled t3h with a numeral 3 in place of e.”

    My teenage sons aren’t even trendy enough to use that nonsense.

    Mambochicken, where is your sense of humor? You are one dour sumbitch.

    And I’m already smarter than you — how smart do you want me to be?

  12. paulo says:

    Well on the other hand…

    With apologies to Marvin Gaye “When I get that feeling we need political healing.”

    I think that would fix things well enough. Y’know, without bothering God and all.

  13. frameone says:

    “‘A bunch of elected officials suggesting that Jesus is the answer to the country’s problems’ doesn’t worry anymore than a visit from the Pope.”

    Um, frank, I believe that’s the problem …

  14. fd10801 says:

    frameone, I don’t even believe it’s a problem (your smug “um” not withstanding). I think it’s a sign that something is seriously wrong with a bunch of people if they are actually fearful in the mere presence of a religious practice.

    I find it unsettling that our country has reached a point that the idea that government officials engage in a religious practice actually upsets people.

    That seems to be worlds away from “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof…”

  15. frameone says:

    Frank,

    These idiots weren’t just going to church to pray for guidance and strength. Some of them were openly evangelizing that embracing Jesus Christ was the only answer to the nation’s problems. Ya, that isn’t making a law but it should certainly be unsettling to anyone who cares about the Constitution because it isn’t “world’s away” from passing a law establishing a religion, it’s advancing the “rationale” for a such a law, spoken by a fucking lawmaker …

  16. fd10801 says:

    “…it should certainly be unsettling to anyone who cares about the Constitution…”

    No, not really.

    Don’t you think it is a wee bit presumptuous of you to say that anyone who isn’t filled with fear and trepidation by the prospect of a few Congressmen exhorting us to prayer (hardly “openly evangelizing”), “doesn’t care about the Constitution”?

    The Constitution doesn’t say that the practice of religion by lawmakers is prohibited.

    Oliver is quite clearly advocating that Congresshumans cease and desist from suggesting we pray. That may be his right, but the “fear” is all yours.

  17. merlallen says:

    I thought Jesus frowned on public prayer.

  18. merlallen says:

    I forgot, these people aren’t Christians, they just play them around election time.

  19. michael says:

    Prayer. It’s literally the least one can do.

    I’m no more dismayed by the public declaration that prayer is all the nation needs, than I would be if everyone in government suddenly became UFO cultists and suggested that the only way to save this country is if one million people formed a giant human circle around Devils Tower in Wyoming.

  20. fd10801 says:

    I thought Jesus frowned on public prayer.
    I forgot, these people aren’t Christians, they just play them around election time.

    a) No, He didn’t.
    b) The next Congressional elections are in 2008.

  21. z adura says:

    Frank,

    Here’s the authority in the matter:

    “Matthew 6:5-6: “And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men….when thou prayest, enter into thy closet and when thou has shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret….”

    This is part of the reason it is probably appropriate to call the Prayer Caucus at the very least hypocrites.

  22. fd10801 says:

    zadura: I’m familiar with the citation. One interpretation is:

    Fifth, Jesus promises eternal reward for those who seek to please God rather than mortals. Jesus concludes his warnings with another graphic image: businessmen regularly wrote the phrase received their reward in full (see 6:2, 5, 16) on receipts to indicate that no further payment was required (Deissmann 1978:110). Jesus is saying that those who give charity to be admired by others, or pray and fast to people* rather than to God, already have what they wanted: others’ approval. They will not be rewarded again for their deeds on the day of judgment.

    Obviously, Jesus was not referrin to praying in a closet, or even in private — else, why have Church services?

    * Notice that it doesn’t say “in front of other people”.

    The Congressmen only suggested publicly that people pray, not that they pray publicly.

  23. One thing to note: the Congressional Prayer Caucus is not bipartisan, as there are no Democrats in its membership (Mark Green isn’t the Mark Green from NY politics).

  24. frameone says:

    Frank, the congressmen didn’t simply suggest that people pray. They suggest that people pray to jesus and that only prayer to jesus could save this country. I don’t care if they attend church or tell people to pray for strength and guidance in their own life. What you are deliberately and obstusely ignoring is the overt political purpose of their meeting. This was not a strictly religious event, it was an event entirely designed to blur the boundaries between religion and politics. That’s unsettling, or at least is should be. I guess if you’re christian and happen to agree with the congressmen that jesus is the country’s salvation you wouldn’t have a problem with this. Then again, a lot of Americans aren’t and don’t.

  25. fd10801 says:

    Then again, a lot of Americans aren’t and don’t.
    That doesn’t seem to be a problem to me.

    A Congressman suggesting to me that our nation is in peril unless we pray to Jesus has no more authority than Pat Robertson, or my next door neighbor. I believe in, and follow, who I choose.

    You have yet to explain what “troubles” you, as if somehow that is self – explanatory. Shedding some light on the political purpose of this meeting would be helpful, too.

    I see the insults are beginning to creep in. If you want me to participate in this discussion, you should stop.

  26. frameone says:

    “I see the insults are beginning to creep in.”

    Whatever frank.

    It is unsettling to me for a bunch of lawmakers to make a direct, political link between jesus and running this country. These guys believe that a belief in jesus is the only way to “save” this country and they are in a position to enact that belief into law. Events like this suggest to me that they would if they could which reveals a fundamental contempt for the principle’s behind the constitution. In other words, they don’t respect the principle of separating church and state, they see it as an impasse to “saving the nation.” That’s a problem.

  27. SpiderJ says:

    has no more authority than Pat Robertson

    Well, there’s authority, and there’s influence.

    Pat Robertson, James Dobson, Jerry Falwell et al have little “authority” in government or the GOP.

    Their “influence,” however, is another story.

  28. z adura says:

    Frank,
    Let’s not engage in a biblical discussion. Instead, I am curious to know whether you approve or disapprove of a Congressperson exhorting each American to “pray for five minutes” so that God may continue to grant the U.S. with his favor. In my religious tradition, both public prayers and prayers of petition are deeply heretical.

  29. SpiderJ says:

    These lawmakers sure make an awful lot of presumptions about God.

    (a) God “favors” the United States.

    (b) God will just take away his favor if we do not subscribe to the Christian faith.

    (c) God’s favor will “save the nation.”

    (d) That the ways in which God chooses to “save the nation” will be to these lawmakers’ liking.

    I’d love to sit down with these fellas to have a long conversation about their close personal friend the Almighty. Boy, would I have questions:

    We’ve only existed for 200-odd years. Who was your most favored nation before that? When did we finally merit favored status? What did the other nations do to lose your favor?

  30. nihilistic_disintegration says:

    The real question is, how can anybody take the Republican party seriously anymore? After what, four years of exclusive Republican rule, only Jesus can save us?

    How bad did they screw things up that the only way they can think of fixing their mess is to pray to Jesus?

    Worst. Party. Ever.

  31. fd10801 says:

    Instead, I am curious to know whether you approve or disapprove of a Congressperson exhorting each American to “pray for five minutes” so that God may continue to grant the U.S. with his favor.
    Personally, I’d rather hear them say, “We’re going to ask God’s help to keep us from acting like a bunch of horse’s asses”. But I don’t expect that to happen anytime real soon. I also think it’s wrong for them to call themselves ‘non-denominational’, when there are some denominations that don’t believe what they believe — like praying to Jesus.
    But do I “disapprove”? No, I believe that “live and let live” applies even to Congressmen, and I don’t believe that government has a mandate to be ‘religion – free’.

    I think that this is the root of Oliver’s and frameone’s objection, and I disagree.

    SpiderJ: I believe the deal was entered into here:

    John Winthrop (1588–1649)
    For we must consider that we shall be as a City upon a hill. The eyes of all people are upon us. Soe that if we shall deal falsely with our God in this work we have undertaken, and so cause him to withdraw his present help from us, we shall be made a story and a byword throughout the world.

  32. frameone says:

    “I don’t believe that government has a mandate to be ‘religion – free’.”

    But Frank, our government does have a mandate to be religion free. It’s called the Constitution.

  33. fd10801 says:

    frameone: I don’t care to argue the issue of “separation of Church and State” all day.

    The First Amendment to the Constitution says, “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion…”

    It does not say the government shall in no wise engage in any religious activity, or acquire any religious trappings.

    To make no law respecting an establishment means what it says: Congress shall make no law favoring a religious denomination or congregation (the 18th Century definition of “establishment.”

    It was never understood by the Founding Fathers that the government was to be religion – free.

    If it was determined to be so by subsequent Supreme Court decisions, that doesn’t mean it’s in the Constitution.

  34. SpiderJ says:

    Frank – Nice quote. Doesn’t prove anything, unless John Winthrop got God’s name on the contract he believes he signed.

    The world is full of nations who believe that God finds them most worthy. But considering the nationalistic asshats running those nations and the pure Goodness that is God, I’d consider it more likely that God doesn’t favor any of them.

  35. frameone says:

    Frank, And I’m not suggesting that these guys are making a law to establish a religion. They are, however, clearly in contempt of the idea that they can’t — and they are lawmakers.

    These guys are advocating a particular religion over all others as the only one capable of “saving” the nation. That’s troubling, frank, and it’s a very different from putting “In God We Trust” on our currency (although I don’t think we should be doing that either) as God is a rather vague concept that cuts across a variety of different faiths. You put Jesus on there and you got a big problem.

  36. frameone says:

    The point being is that I have never said what these asshats are doing is unconstitutional, only that it’s troubling. Which it is.

  37. fd10801 says:

    Doesn’t prove anything… I never said it did. You asked a question. I answered it.

    frameone: You’re troubled by it. Don’t be.

  38. SpiderJ says:

    You “answered” my question without providing an actual answer. Bravo.

  39. frameone says:

    “You’re troubled by it. Don’t be.”

    Because I know that Christian conservatives have the best interests of the country and myself at heart. Right, frank.

  40. fd10801 says:

    SpiderJ: You asked a silly question. I gave you a reasonable answer. You made an even siller demand. End of game.

    Well, frameone, I only know a few Christian conservatives, and they’ve never hurt me. But I know the secret handshake.

  41. Janus Daniels says:

    Oliver, you have aimed the wrong way. We want to encourage more Republican denominational public prayer on government property, film it, and broadcast it. Getting in their way would be like asking them not to say macaca, not to wave confederate flags, and not to tell incredibly stupid lies. We want to see more like…
    This really happened at the Senate office building. As some people say, “It’s not like Congress is setting up the National Church of Robertson.”
    With more and more of this, even Bushvoters start, if not to think, at least to have second thoughts.

  42. fd10801 says:

    Religion in the Senate? Eyeeeew!
    What next? Blowjobs in the White House?
    Heh.

  43. Janus Daniels says:

    Daniels’s Law: As Bushvoters discussion grows longer, the probability of references to The Clenis approaches one. (With apologies to Mike Godwin.)