Funny Junk

4:32 pm EST March 20th, 2007 | Uncategorized | 3 Comments

Please read The Wisdom of Children. I especially love the jab at protesters.

III. How College Kids Imagine the United States Government

THE PRESENT DAY

—Did you hear the news, Mr. President? The students at the University of Pittsfield are walking out of their classes, in protest over the war.

—(spits out coffee) Wha— What did you say?

—Apparently, students are standing up in the middle of lectures and walking right out of the building.

—But students love lectures. If they’re willing to give those up, they must really be serious about this peace thing! How did you hear about this protest?

—The White House hears about every protest, no matter how small.

—Oh, right, I remember.

Read the whole thing.

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3 Responses to “Funny Junk”

  1. Duros62 says:
    March 20, 2007 at 5:04 pm

    Someone comes into the Oval Office and tells the President Brazilian troops had been killed in Iraq.
    “That’s horrible!” he exclaims.
    He thinks for a minute, then aks, “How many is a brazillion, anyway?”

  2. justin scully says:
    March 28, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    eat my sweaty balls you fucking peace makers

  3. Anonymous says:
    March 29, 2007 at 5:33 pm

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