Comments on: A Pedantic Nitpick At Michelle Malkin

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:28:38 +0000

Well, that makes sense, I guess, but…ewww.

By: The Unmitigated Gaul

The Unmitigated Gaul — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 23:15:17 +0000

Why would someone need artificial hair for female genitalia?

It was all the rage in Restoration England, I’m not sure why, maybe something to do with lice or scabies or the other critters inhabiting their nether regions. (You don’t want to know about their wigs, either.)

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 21:57:08 +0000

What the hell? Why would someone need artificial hair for female genitalia?

Britney and Lindsay and Paris, notwithstanding, of course.

By: The Unmitigated Gaul

The Unmitigated Gaul — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 21:06:25 +0000

Texas Pete,
An obsolete trollop is certainly appropriate for Michelle the Malignant, but my favorite definition for “merkin” is from Webster’s 3rd Unabridged: “b: artificial hair for the female genitalia”.

By: TexasPete

TexasPete — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 18:50:41 +0000

And here’s what Mirriam Webster says re: Merkin/Malkin:

Merkin . . . Alteration of obsolete malkin, lower-class woman, mop, from Middle English, from Malkin, diminutive of the personal name Matilda.

If only the lower-class woman Malkin WERE obsolete!

By: The Unmitigated Gaul

The Unmitigated Gaul — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 16:25:46 +0000

Malkin is a “merkin”, alright (look it up). A beard to her twat of a husband.

If she had tried to use the correct Spanish (assuming she even knew or cared), the knuckle-dragging chromosomally damaged mouth-breathers that comprise her audience would be even more confused than they already are.

By: Wellstone

Wellstone — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 16:16:23 +0000

I don’t think there IS Spanish for Prime Time, and I’m a native Spanish speaker.

It is, of course, purely American slang for the main event, Show Time, the headliner’s performance, the most-watched part of the TV or entertainment evening.

Malkin is truly a merkin to right-wing “intellectuals”.

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 14:47:54 +0000

Sure, if you want to do it the backwards way like those Euroweenies. You know, if you want to be anti-American.

By: PD100

PD100 — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:27:28 +0000

¿Puede declararse a favor de ella un juego del tenis de mesa?

By: Diamond LeGrande

Diamond LeGrande — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:11:20 +0000

Duros62: Michelle Malkin es muy estupidA ahoramente. Aunque ella no sabe nada, ella todavía es una mujer.

Y “tiempo primo” debe ser “tiempo para los primos” para el mismo efecto como “cousin time” tiene en inglés.

Los errores españoles no me importan mucho. Cuando alquien dice “no problemo,” lo corrijo, pero es lo único que me molesta.

By: Doubting Thomas

Doubting Thomas — Wed, 21 Mar 2007 00:28:36 +0000

Maybe its primo tiempo in Tagalog?

By: Quaker in a Basement

Quaker in a Basement — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 23:36:20 +0000

Malkin hablando en el Espanol?

Caramba!

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 23:04:34 +0000

So she actually said, Mitt Romney: not ready for cousin time. Which if you think about it, is fucking hilarious.

But Rudy is!!!

Ba-dom ching!

By: August J. Pollak

August J. Pollak — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 22:46:52 +0000

Actually, it would be “Primer Tiempo” (like the show “Primer Impacto”) seeing how primo is Spanish for “cousin.”

So she actually said, Mitt Romney: not ready for cousin time. Which if you think about it, is fucking hilarious.

By: El Cazarto

El Cazarto — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 22:41:23 +0000

El Pedantico es muy humoroso. Me gusta!

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 22:01:43 +0000

No, more likely she is just being muy stupido, as usual.

By: cazart

cazart — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 21:49:54 +0000

Perhaps she was being ironico?

By: Jay

Jay — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 21:49:35 +0000

Just to clarify, primero actually means ‘first’ in Spanish as well, but words change sometimes when they are used in phrases. Therefore, prime would actually be ‘prima’ in Spanish, but they would use ‘primero’ in combination with tiempo.

By: Jay

Jay — Tue, 20 Mar 2007 21:46:47 +0000

Actually, it goes a little further than that. It should be:

Not ready for tiempo primero instead of ‘primo’ which means ‘first’ in Italian. Primo actually means ‘cousin’ in Spanish.