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The media and the right dig into a 28 year old college paper to uncover the secrets of Hillary Clinton.

As we speak, GOP operatives are going through Barack Obama’s book report in 5th grade of Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of the Slippery Salamander in order to divine his governing philosophy.

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16 Responses to “To Arms!”

  1. midderpidge says:

    Don’t tell Bush, if he reads that book report it will just ruin his enjoyment of the next book on his reading list.

  2. Seth says:

    Check your math. The paper was written in 1969, which makes it 38 years old.

  3. JWG says:

    Don’t blame OW. He is a product of the IB (International Baccalaureate) program.

  4. SaveFarris says:

    In OliverWorld:

    Digging up a paper a candidate wrote 38 years ago: shameful.

    Digging up the marital records of a candidate’s relative from 110 years ago: justified and above board.

  5. Duros62 says:

    How about that Al Sharpton-Strom Thurmond connection?

    That’s bizarre.

  6. Lib4 says:

    Digging up a paper a candidate wrote 38 years ago: shameful.

    Digging up the marital records of a candidate’s relative from 110 years ago: justified and above board.

    Ahh Jackass OW condemned the media digging up dirt about Romney fasmily history in a post last week…

    http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/02/meet_the_romney.html

    read before you rip…

  7. JWG says:

    OW condemned the media digging up dirt about Romney

    No, he didn’t. He explicitly condoned it.

    Read before you call people a jackass.

  8. roundhead says:

    Al Gore’s utilities bill…Hill’s college thesis…it’s amazing what the dopes in the media will accept as relevant issues from the right wing noise machine.

    There are so many smoking guns around the lies leading up the the Iraq war that I can’t see my hand three inches from my face…but these topics are newsworthy?

    Sigh.

  9. I neither condemned nor condoned it, and ditto for this story. The media’s going to dig up this stuff, I was just pointing out how the cons conspiracy theories were refuted by reality.

  10. Duros62 says:

    And yet, Anna Nicole still isn’t buried!!
    Think of the children, for God’s sake!

  11. Lib4 says:

    OW “I neither condemned nor condoned it”

    Fair enough….my apologies to the fine gentleman from wingnuttia

  12. JWG says:

    OW stated:

    What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

    This is an explicit approval. You DID condone it, whether you meant it as such or not.

  13. Nimrod Gently says:

    Funny, I was just about to type, “he didn’t condone it, he just said what’s good for the goose is good for the gander and all that” but it seems the wall of stupidity went up before me.

    Yes, okay, you are right about everything, reality is exactly as you say it is. Now shut up.

  14. JWG says:

    “he didn’t condone it, he just said…

    You must not understand what the word “condone” means. You probably shouldn’t be throwing the word “stupidity” around until you improve your vocabulary.

  15. Nimrod Gently says:

    I know what “condone” means. “To regard or treat (something bad or blameworthy) as acceptable, forgivable, or harmless”. Goose/gander doesn’t incorporate that.

    But why am I telling you things you already know? You’ve got your positon, you’re going to stick with it.

  16. JWG says:

    Goose/gander doesn’t incorporate that

    If you don’t think saying it’s OK to treat someone the same way you think others were treated is to “treat (something bad or blameworthy) as acceptable” then you are BEYOND stupid.

    Why am I not surprised?