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	<title>Comments on: Audio: Rudy Giuliani&#8217;s Ferret Freak-Out</title>
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		<title>By: Steve Scott</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/02/26/audio-rudy-giulianis-ferret-freak-out/#comment-127235</link>
		<dc:creator>Steve Scott</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:41:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, I know it&#039;s late, way late, but I just moved to NYC from Iowa. I was hoping to get a ferret, as they are ideal for apartment life, but then I found out they were banned.

Aside from this being rediculous, why would Rudy insult one of his constituents, one of the people he is supposed to protect and serve? I&#039;m so glad he got nowhere in the Presidential race. It&#039;s odd that Reps say they love individual freedom, the free-market, etc., while at the same time dictate what religion, what pets, and which businesses receive government subsidies (not even classical economics, that). Goodbye GOP, don&#039;t let the door hit you on the way out, or better yet, do. You deserve it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, I know it&#8217;s late, way late, but I just moved to NYC from Iowa. I was hoping to get a ferret, as they are ideal for apartment life, but then I found out they were banned.</p>
<p>Aside from this being rediculous, why would Rudy insult one of his constituents, one of the people he is supposed to protect and serve? I&#8217;m so glad he got nowhere in the Presidential race. It&#8217;s odd that Reps say they love individual freedom, the free-market, etc., while at the same time dictate what religion, what pets, and which businesses receive government subsidies (not even classical economics, that). Goodbye GOP, don&#8217;t let the door hit you on the way out, or better yet, do. You deserve it.</p>
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		<title>By: Jon Swift</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/02/26/audio-rudy-giulianis-ferret-freak-out/#comment-126541</link>
		<dc:creator>Jon Swift</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 21:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Obamas Disastrous Gaffe-Laden Press Conference...&lt;/strong&gt;

Obamas ill-chosen remarks threaten to derail his presidency before it even begins....</description>
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<p>Obamas ill-chosen remarks threaten to derail his presidency before it even begins&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Moon Landing Conspiracy - Page 16 - Bad Astronomy and Universe Today Forum</title>
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		<dc:creator>Moon Landing Conspiracy - Page 16 - Bad Astronomy and Universe Today Forum</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 21:23:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Posted by Neverfly   ...ferrets can be buckets of fun.    Rudy Giuliani doesn&#039;t think so.  This is not meant to be a political post, by the way.    __________________ [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Posted by Neverfly   &#8230;ferrets can be buckets of fun.    Rudy Giuliani doesn&#8217;t think so.  This is not meant to be a political post, by the way.    __________________ [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Aryn</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/02/26/audio-rudy-giulianis-ferret-freak-out/#comment-96578</link>
		<dc:creator>Aryn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 20:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Haha. Lock me up! I&#039;m a psycho!.... well, I must be, because I own six of the little devils. Thank god they aren&#039;t illegal in most of NY  (they are in NYC).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Haha. Lock me up! I&#8217;m a psycho!&#8230;. well, I must be, because I own six of the little devils. Thank god they aren&#8217;t illegal in most of NY  (they are in NYC).</p>
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		<title>By: Ian Carriere</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/02/26/audio-rudy-giulianis-ferret-freak-out/#comment-90762</link>
		<dc:creator>Ian Carriere</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 00:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To say that the caller &#039;needs a life&#039; for his ferret advocating is silly. It&#039;s no different than advocating for women&#039;s rights, gay rights, peace on earth or whatever. He&#039;s trying to educate the uneducated. Unfortunately for many people in NY City, one of those uneducated people was Mayor and had the power to ban an entire species of animal that has been domesticated for over 2000 years. They pose no threat to the ecosystem -- ferrets can not survive in the wild. They have no natural hunting instincts, and will dehydrate quickly. They have a quick digestive system and need water and food available at all times, which they do not have outside a home. They are completely dependant on their human owners. On top of that there are no known cases of ferrets transmitting rabies. Ferrets cannot maul children like dogs, and don&#039;t run around in the streets like cats.

Thank-god I live in Canada and there are no right-wing weirdo&#039;s that can tell me what domesticated animals I&#039;m allowed to own.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To say that the caller &#8216;needs a life&#8217; for his ferret advocating is silly. It&#8217;s no different than advocating for women&#8217;s rights, gay rights, peace on earth or whatever. He&#8217;s trying to educate the uneducated. Unfortunately for many people in NY City, one of those uneducated people was Mayor and had the power to ban an entire species of animal that has been domesticated for over 2000 years. They pose no threat to the ecosystem &#8212; ferrets can not survive in the wild. They have no natural hunting instincts, and will dehydrate quickly. They have a quick digestive system and need water and food available at all times, which they do not have outside a home. They are completely dependant on their human owners. On top of that there are no known cases of ferrets transmitting rabies. Ferrets cannot maul children like dogs, and don&#8217;t run around in the streets like cats.</p>
<p>Thank-god I live in Canada and there are no right-wing weirdo&#8217;s that can tell me what domesticated animals I&#8217;m allowed to own.</p>
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		<title>By: Paul</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/02/26/audio-rudy-giulianis-ferret-freak-out/#comment-88620</link>
		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 14:42:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think former mayor rudy guiliani should pick his battles.
Ferrets are cute and smart what ecosystem in NYC is he worried about.
For years the city dumped sewage and garbage in the hudson. If i was mayor and outlawed the new york yankees people would be calling me pissed off too. I hate baseball but I don&#039;t think people who enjoy it should have a law made taking it away from them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think former mayor rudy guiliani should pick his battles.<br />
Ferrets are cute and smart what ecosystem in NYC is he worried about.<br />
For years the city dumped sewage and garbage in the hudson. If i was mayor and outlawed the new york yankees people would be calling me pissed off too. I hate baseball but I don&#8217;t think people who enjoy it should have a law made taking it away from them.</p>
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		<title>By: zyodei</title>
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		<dc:creator>zyodei</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think the important thing is that he didn&#039;t even touch on the logic or the legality of the rule. He simply insults and denigrates the caller. It&#039;s a power play, which is the story of this man&#039;s life.

The reason for the radio show (which I assume is taxpayer funded) should be for the Mayor to explain and discuss city policies, not insult people who disagree with him.

This man is absolutely unqualified to be President of a free republic, based on the consent of the governed. He would do well leading a political system where his word is law and nobody could question him, namely a monarchy or dictatorship.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think the important thing is that he didn&#8217;t even touch on the logic or the legality of the rule. He simply insults and denigrates the caller. It&#8217;s a power play, which is the story of this man&#8217;s life.</p>
<p>The reason for the radio show (which I assume is taxpayer funded) should be for the Mayor to explain and discuss city policies, not insult people who disagree with him.</p>
<p>This man is absolutely unqualified to be President of a free republic, based on the consent of the governed. He would do well leading a political system where his word is law and nobody could question him, namely a monarchy or dictatorship.</p>
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		<title>By: guardiansthree</title>
		<link>http://www.oliverwillis.com/2007/02/26/audio-rudy-giulianis-ferret-freak-out/#comment-83522</link>
		<dc:creator>guardiansthree</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:59:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>While I don&#039;t believe the ferret activist was totally in the right, It&#039;s really disconcerting to see Rudy going way overboard on his remarks.
As both AJ and Brian Miller said in previous comments, this man really thinks that if you disagree with him you really must have some sort of mental issue.  Thats not a good trait to see in the presidetial canidate...If he can&#039;t handle someone questioning his attority about ferrets, just what is he going to be like if Gods forbid, he makes it to the white house.  Just because he doesn&#039;t agree with the man, there is no reason to declare him metally unstable.  Dipomacy wasn&#039;t even in sight here.  Yes, it is his show but there really isn&#039;t a point to a talk show like that if he only wants to hear from happy content people.  I thought the point was to give people a stage to talk about issues.  While ferrets might not be the most important issue in the world, who&#039;s going to argue what is.   Everyone has something important to them, and for this guy, its ferrets.  Rudy really should have shown him more respect than he did.

As to the person who think ferrets will multiply if left in the wild...who gave you that information??  I swear, I really don&#039;t understand people who base their opinions on no facts whatsoever...Seriously, you need to do some reading on ferrets before you rant.  Almost all ferrets are bred in farms like Marshall and are spayed and nutered before they even get to the pet store.  They are fed on ferret chow/kitten chow and that is what is imprinted in them as what &quot;food&quot; is.  They really don&#039;t have the skills to hunt, and unless they find some kibble under a bush, they&#039;re likly to die if left to their own devises for more than a few days.  The only known wild ferrets in the USA are the blackfooted ferrets which are accually endangered, not thriving on their own.  They accually have people watching them and trying to get their numbers up.  Anyway, just wanted to put in my two cents.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While I don&#8217;t believe the ferret activist was totally in the right, It&#8217;s really disconcerting to see Rudy going way overboard on his remarks.<br />
As both AJ and Brian Miller said in previous comments, this man really thinks that if you disagree with him you really must have some sort of mental issue.  Thats not a good trait to see in the presidetial canidate&#8230;If he can&#8217;t handle someone questioning his attority about ferrets, just what is he going to be like if Gods forbid, he makes it to the white house.  Just because he doesn&#8217;t agree with the man, there is no reason to declare him metally unstable.  Dipomacy wasn&#8217;t even in sight here.  Yes, it is his show but there really isn&#8217;t a point to a talk show like that if he only wants to hear from happy content people.  I thought the point was to give people a stage to talk about issues.  While ferrets might not be the most important issue in the world, who&#8217;s going to argue what is.   Everyone has something important to them, and for this guy, its ferrets.  Rudy really should have shown him more respect than he did.</p>
<p>As to the person who think ferrets will multiply if left in the wild&#8230;who gave you that information??  I swear, I really don&#8217;t understand people who base their opinions on no facts whatsoever&#8230;Seriously, you need to do some reading on ferrets before you rant.  Almost all ferrets are bred in farms like Marshall and are spayed and nutered before they even get to the pet store.  They are fed on ferret chow/kitten chow and that is what is imprinted in them as what &#8220;food&#8221; is.  They really don&#8217;t have the skills to hunt, and unless they find some kibble under a bush, they&#8217;re likly to die if left to their own devises for more than a few days.  The only known wild ferrets in the USA are the blackfooted ferrets which are accually endangered, not thriving on their own.  They accually have people watching them and trying to get their numbers up.  Anyway, just wanted to put in my two cents.</p>
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		<title>By: guardiansthree</title>
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		<dc:creator>guardiansthree</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2007 19:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>While I don&#039;t believe the ferret activist was totally in the right, It&#039;s really disconcerting to see Rudy going way overboard on his remarks.
As both AJ and Brian Miller said in previous comments, this man really thinks that if you disagree with him you really must have some sort of mental issue.  Thats not a good trait to see in the presidetial canidate...If he can&#039;t handle someone questioning his attority about ferrets, just what is he going to be like if Gods forbid, he makes it to the white house.  Just because he doesn&#039;t agree with the man, there is no reason to declare him metally unstable.  Dipomacy wasn&#039;t even in sight here.  Yes, it is his show but there really isn&#039;t a point to a talk show like that if he only wants to hear from happy content people.  I thought the point was to give people a stage to talk about issues.  While ferrets might not be the most important issue in the world, who&#039;s going to argue what is.   Everyone has something important to them, and for this guy, its ferrets.  Rudy really should have shown him more respect than he did.

As to the person who think ferrets will multiply if left in the wild...who gave you that information??  I swear, I really don&#039;t understand people who base their opinions on no facts whatsoever...Seriously, you need to do some reading on ferrets before you rant.  Almost all ferrets are bred in farms like Marshall and are spayed and nutered before they even get to the pet store.  They are fed on ferret chow/kitten chow and that is what is imprinted in them as what &quot;food&quot; is.  They really don&#039;t have the skills to hunt, and unless they find some kibble under a bush, they&#039;re likly to die if left to their own devises for more than a few days.  The only known wild ferrets in the USA are the blackfooted ferrets which are accually endangered, not thriving on their own.  They accually have people watching them and trying to get their numbers up.  Anyway, just wanted to put in my two cents.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While I don&#8217;t believe the ferret activist was totally in the right, It&#8217;s really disconcerting to see Rudy going way overboard on his remarks.<br />
As both AJ and Brian Miller said in previous comments, this man really thinks that if you disagree with him you really must have some sort of mental issue.  Thats not a good trait to see in the presidetial canidate&#8230;If he can&#8217;t handle someone questioning his attority about ferrets, just what is he going to be like if Gods forbid, he makes it to the white house.  Just because he doesn&#8217;t agree with the man, there is no reason to declare him metally unstable.  Dipomacy wasn&#8217;t even in sight here.  Yes, it is his show but there really isn&#8217;t a point to a talk show like that if he only wants to hear from happy content people.  I thought the point was to give people a stage to talk about issues.  While ferrets might not be the most important issue in the world, who&#8217;s going to argue what is.   Everyone has something important to them, and for this guy, its ferrets.  Rudy really should have shown him more respect than he did.</p>
<p>As to the person who think ferrets will multiply if left in the wild&#8230;who gave you that information??  I swear, I really don&#8217;t understand people who base their opinions on no facts whatsoever&#8230;Seriously, you need to do some reading on ferrets before you rant.  Almost all ferrets are bred in farms like Marshall and are spayed and nutered before they even get to the pet store.  They are fed on ferret chow/kitten chow and that is what is imprinted in them as what &#8220;food&#8221; is.  They really don&#8217;t have the skills to hunt, and unless they find some kibble under a bush, they&#8217;re likly to die if left to their own devises for more than a few days.  The only known wild ferrets in the USA are the blackfooted ferrets which are accually endangered, not thriving on their own.  They accually have people watching them and trying to get their numbers up.  Anyway, just wanted to put in my two cents.</p>
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		<title>By: Ferret Man!</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ferret Man!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 16:49:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Rudy is NOT a Republican. He&#039;s a jack-ass (literally) in elephant&#039;s skin. His anti-second amendment stance, myopic outlook, and his hatred of any creature more intelligent than he is, are clear signs that he is a democrat. Get with the times, long live the weasels, death to the ferret-haters! Aferrethu ackbar!
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rudy is NOT a Republican. He&#8217;s a jack-ass (literally) in elephant&#8217;s skin. His anti-second amendment stance, myopic outlook, and his hatred of any creature more intelligent than he is, are clear signs that he is a democrat. Get with the times, long live the weasels, death to the ferret-haters! Aferrethu ackbar!</p>
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		<title>By: Annie Joe</title>
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		<dc:creator>Annie Joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 15:40:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Rudy is an ass -- plain and simple.
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		<title>By: Chris M</title>
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		<dc:creator>Chris M</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 13:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>alright, I went here because Tucker Carlson made a comment on his am show on MSNBC.  Not everyone has to like you to be an effective leader, this was funny.  Kind of reminded me of Dwight Eisenhower and how he could shut a press writer down in.  Probably why Tucker is anti-Rudy.  Peace, I&#039;m out.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>alright, I went here because Tucker Carlson made a comment on his am show on MSNBC.  Not everyone has to like you to be an effective leader, this was funny.  Kind of reminded me of Dwight Eisenhower and how he could shut a press writer down in.  Probably why Tucker is anti-Rudy.  Peace, I&#8217;m out.</p>
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		<title>By: Bruce</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bruce</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 05:13:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bruce: &quot;Hi, my name&#039;s Bruce.&quot;

Furophobics Anonymous meeting attendees: &quot;Hi Bruce!&quot;

Bruce: &quot;Today I resisted the urge to bully ferrets and their owners for political sport.&quot;

Attendees: &quot;Good for you Bruce! Remember Ferrets are friends not food!&quot;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bruce: &#8220;Hi, my name&#8217;s Bruce.&#8221;</p>
<p>Furophobics Anonymous meeting attendees: &#8220;Hi Bruce!&#8221;</p>
<p>Bruce: &#8220;Today I resisted the urge to bully ferrets and their owners for political sport.&#8221;</p>
<p>Attendees: &#8220;Good for you Bruce! Remember Ferrets are friends not food!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 05:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
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Hello fellow american

Ferrets For Freedom have been Banned from Youtube!!!
First they banned the Ferrets, now they banned the movie!!!

Where is our freedom of speech!

Ferrets of our Nation

Speak out!

&lt;a href=&quot;http://myspace.com/nyferrets&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://myspace.com/nyferrets&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://myspace.com/nyferrets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

Yours truly,
mike
leader of the ny ferrets
member of ferrets for freedom
&lt;a href=&quot;http://myspace.com/nyferrets&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://myspace.com/nyferrets&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://myspace.com/nyferrets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello fellow american</p>
<p>Ferrets For Freedom have been Banned from Youtube!!!<br />
First they banned the Ferrets, now they banned the movie!!!</p>
<p>Where is our freedom of speech!</p>
<p>Ferrets of our Nation</p>
<p>Speak out!</p>
<p><a href="http://myspace.com/nyferrets" rel="nofollow"></a><a href="http://myspace.com/nyferrets" rel="nofollow">http://myspace.com/nyferrets</a></p>
<p>Yours truly,<br />
mike<br />
leader of the ny ferrets<br />
member of ferrets for freedom<br />
<a href="http://myspace.com/nyferrets" rel="nofollow"></a><a href="http://myspace.com/nyferrets" rel="nofollow">http://myspace.com/nyferrets</a></p>
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		<title>By: Shron</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shron</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2007 01:16:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If Guiliani were president …
Washington, Feb. 1, 2009―President Rudolph Guiliani’s first order of business is a declaration of war on the country’s number one threat: ferrets. “We must root out these evil creatures before they destroy our American way of life. These ferrorists are not only capable of wiring aircraft and buildings, but creating confusion and chaos everywhere. We must round them up immediately and lock them in cages because they hate freedom. Any human found harboring these ferrorists will be taken to Staten Island and given repeated electroshock treatments until they give up their obsession with ferrets and ‘get a life’.”  Though the administration has alluded to a connection between the ferrorist group Ferrets Against Guiliani (FAG) and the 9/11 attacks, anonymous sources have revealed the reason behind the persecution of the species is related to the subversive New York chapter of FAG circulating pictures of the former New York City major dressed in drag and fondling gerbils. New York ferrets have been sited putting up posters of the Guiliani’s gerbil parties in major cities across the country, while dooking and dancing in the streets.  “They think they can hide behind those silly masks,” Guiliani said, “but we know who they are. They are illegal aliens from France who came into our country through Canada.  The only way to keep them out is to build a 5,526 mile solid concrete wall closing off our border with Canada, starting with Quebec.”  First it was the squeegee men, then the ferrets … Who will be next in Guiliani’s campaign to control the world?
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If Guiliani were president …<br />
Washington, Feb. 1, 2009―President Rudolph Guiliani’s first order of business is a declaration of war on the country’s number one threat: ferrets. “We must root out these evil creatures before they destroy our American way of life. These ferrorists are not only capable of wiring aircraft and buildings, but creating confusion and chaos everywhere. We must round them up immediately and lock them in cages because they hate freedom. Any human found harboring these ferrorists will be taken to Staten Island and given repeated electroshock treatments until they give up their obsession with ferrets and ‘get a life’.”  Though the administration has alluded to a connection between the ferrorist group Ferrets Against Guiliani (FAG) and the 9/11 attacks, anonymous sources have revealed the reason behind the persecution of the species is related to the subversive New York chapter of FAG circulating pictures of the former New York City major dressed in drag and fondling gerbils. New York ferrets have been sited putting up posters of the Guiliani’s gerbil parties in major cities across the country, while dooking and dancing in the streets.  “They think they can hide behind those silly masks,” Guiliani said, “but we know who they are. They are illegal aliens from France who came into our country through Canada.  The only way to keep them out is to build a 5,526 mile solid concrete wall closing off our border with Canada, starting with Quebec.”  First it was the squeegee men, then the ferrets … Who will be next in Guiliani’s campaign to control the world?</p>
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		<title>By: Beckweth</title>
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		<dc:creator>Beckweth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2007 05:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Nice technique to discredit someone who is questioning the law by calling them crazy. Caligula/Guiliana  - cross dresser is the crazy one. Future president? Scary
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice technique to discredit someone who is questioning the law by calling them crazy. Caligula/Guiliana  &#8211; cross dresser is the crazy one. Future president? Scary</p>
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		<title>By: Rachel brucato</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rachel brucato</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2007 04:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>To Spinnynorman:

Humans are more of a danger to the ecosystem then ferrrets.
Something about wild attack ferrets is hilarious by the way. Thats about as likely as rabid turtles.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To Spinnynorman:</p>
<p>Humans are more of a danger to the ecosystem then ferrrets.<br />
Something about wild attack ferrets is hilarious by the way. Thats about as likely as rabid turtles.</p>
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		<title>By: Cassie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cassie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 20:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seriously... there are more important topics than ferrets .. that caller DOES need a life. If only he put all that effort into something useful. If people didn&#039;t break the law in the first place with ferrets, they wouldn&#039;t get so close to them.
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seriously&#8230; there are more important topics than ferrets .. that caller DOES need a life. If only he put all that effort into something useful. If people didn&#8217;t break the law in the first place with ferrets, they wouldn&#8217;t get so close to them.</p>
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		<title>By: Sharon</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 23:48:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As a ferret-obsessed New Yorker who lived through 8 yrs of Guiliani, I can tell you why ferrets were made illegal and why Guiliani hates them:
1. His head of Board of Health was getting bad PR after an animal advocate exposed deplorable conditions in city animal shelters. The advocate happened to be a ferret lover.  Ferrets were made an example of what will happen if you say anything that reflects badly on &quot;America&#039;s Mayor.&quot;
2. He&#039;s a control freak and ferrets are free spirits.
3. He&#039;d rather put a dress on and play with his gerbils--they&#039;re much more controllable and can fit in smaller places.
I think we should keep him talking about ferrets just to see how knowledgeable and level-headed he&#039;d be as president.  And while we&#039;re at it, let&#039;s get his position on gerbils.

I end with a quote from my cable guy: &quot;Those guys [ferrets] are illegal?  They should make the rats illegal!&quot;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As a ferret-obsessed New Yorker who lived through 8 yrs of Guiliani, I can tell you why ferrets were made illegal and why Guiliani hates them:<br />
1. His head of Board of Health was getting bad PR after an animal advocate exposed deplorable conditions in city animal shelters. The advocate happened to be a ferret lover.  Ferrets were made an example of what will happen if you say anything that reflects badly on &#8220;America&#8217;s Mayor.&#8221;<br />
2. He&#8217;s a control freak and ferrets are free spirits.<br />
3. He&#8217;d rather put a dress on and play with his gerbils&#8211;they&#8217;re much more controllable and can fit in smaller places.<br />
I think we should keep him talking about ferrets just to see how knowledgeable and level-headed he&#8217;d be as president.  And while we&#8217;re at it, let&#8217;s get his position on gerbils.</p>
<p>I end with a quote from my cable guy: &#8220;Those guys [ferrets] are illegal?  They should make the rats illegal!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: nyferrets</title>
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		<dc:creator>nyferrets</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 23:41:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hello fellow american

Giuliani is out of control.
All we hear from him is 9/11,  but do you remember Rudy before then?
WE sure do.
Check out what our fellow ferrets are saying about  him:

&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/nyferrets&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/nyferrets&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://www.youtube.com/nyferrets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

Yours truly,
mike
leader of the ny ferrets
member of ferrets for freedom
&lt;a href=&quot;http://myspace.com/nyferrets&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://myspace.com/nyferrets&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;http://myspace.com/nyferrets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hello fellow american</p>
<p>Giuliani is out of control.<br />
All we hear from him is 9/11,  but do you remember Rudy before then?<br />
WE sure do.<br />
Check out what our fellow ferrets are saying about  him:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/nyferrets" rel="nofollow"></a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/nyferrets" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/nyferrets</a></p>
<p>Yours truly,<br />
mike<br />
leader of the ny ferrets<br />
member of ferrets for freedom<br />
<a href="http://myspace.com/nyferrets" rel="nofollow"></a><a href="http://myspace.com/nyferrets" rel="nofollow">http://myspace.com/nyferrets</a></p>
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