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Angelina Jolie Makes Council On Foreign Relations Sexiest Think Tank Ever

Angelina Jolie, Council on Foreign RelationsWhich other celebs will join the foreign policy elite?

The prestigious Council on Foreign Relations is about to get a jolt of sex appeal.

The exclusive, Manhattan-based foreign-policy group has decided to admit actress Angelina Jolie, a U.N. goodwill ambassador who has taken more than 30 trips worldwide to advocate for refugees, AIDS orphans and disaster victims.

On Friday night, the council’s membership accepted Jolie’s nomination — meaning she will soon be rubbing elbows with other club members such as Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Henry Kissinger, Colin Powell and Alan Greenspan.

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9 Responses to “Angelina Jolie Makes Council On Foreign Relations Sexiest Think Tank Ever”

  1. mdhåtter says:

    Lara Croft could take that whole room without breaking a sweat.

  2. Quaker in a Basement says:

    OK, I’ll risk the smartass answers:

    What are her qualifications?

  3. Ian says:

    Just what we need: celebs meaninglessly joining this committees and idiots cheering them on.

  4. pedromd07 says:

    Ok, don’t hate me (anymore than you do already…), but I think she is probably going to be a real plus in this role.

    Go listen to her speak about international issues of poverty. She stays fairly clear of preaching and blatant US politics. She seems pretty darn bright. And, she really puts her money where her mouth is. I mean, she travels alot with UNICEF, she moved to NO to help. Unlike most of hollywood, she is actually out there doing something with her most valuable asset: Her time.

    Plus, she’s hot…..

  5. Quaker in a Basement says:

    Who are you and what have you done with pedro?

  6. merlallen says:

    Who cares about Hollywierd actors anyway? Just look at that senile fuck Reagan and all the damage he did. And Schwarzennegger, please. Let him go back to making stupid movies.

  7. Duros62 says:

    I have a friend who lives in NO and just bought a condo in the French Quarter. The unit next door to hers was empty so she bought that one as well and knocked down the wall to make one big-ass unit.

    She just got new neighbors. Guess who? Brad and Angie. her condo is bigger than theirs.
    No comment, just anecdotal.

  8. Nimrod Gently says:

    She’s famous, therefore SHE HAS NO WORTH WHATSOEVER AS A HUMAN BEING.

  9. Agatha Crispie says:

    so Mrs. Pitt, nah that doesn’t work. Ange is the CFR gonna tell the World Bank and IMF to stop being such loan sharks or get some competition in them diamond mines so’s the price can go down and there’ll be like less blood spilled because it will take more diamonds to buy the weapons. Or is that something that the CFR isn’t into.