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Giuliani’s In

Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11.

6 Responses to “Giuliani’s In”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 Rheinhard

    Letting 9/11 fall into the hands of the Democrats in 2008 would be nothing short of a national tragedy,” Giuliani said. “Ever since 9/11 was founded that fateful day on 9/11, 9/11 has stood for one thing: 9/11.

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  2. Gravatar Icon 2 midderpidge

    Giuliani is getting to be a bigger star than Rupaul!

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 Wilbur

    Looks like there’s a good chance that in 2009 we’ll have either our first black president, our first woman president, or our first thrice-divorced butch transvestite as president.

    It will be a great day for minorities everywhere.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 calling all toasters

    I think McCain is considering a sex change just to stay in the running.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 C.S.Strowbridge

    How long before one of his fellow Republic candidates call him the former mayor of Sodom and Gomorrah.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Duros62

    No, no, Gomorrah is in Nevada. Or California, I can’t remember which.

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