The Culture War Comes To The Grocery Store

7:49 pm EST February 20th, 2007 | Uncategorized | 4 Comments

It has begun.

The flavor, Stephen Colbert’s AmeriCone Dream is a decadent melting pot of vanilla ice cream with fudge-covered waffle cone pieces and a caramel swirl. It’s the sweet taste of liberty in your mouth.

Recognizing that we, as a country, are at a time in our nation’s history where we need to reach across the aisle to people of all political ideologies — the left-leaning liberals at the company’s headquarters in Vermont felt it was fine to combine forces with the media man-of-steel. The company adds there are many similarities between Colbert and themselves. “He’s about political activism, so are we. He stands up for what he believes in, so do we. He supports Bill O’Reilly, and we… think he has a right to his opinion,” says ice cream Co-founder, Jerry Greenfield.

Colbert believes Americone Dream can make a difference. “I’m not afraid to say it. Dessert has a well-known liberal agenda. What I hope to do with this ice cream is bring some balance back to the freezer case.”

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4 Responses to “The Culture War Comes To The Grocery Store”

  1. Salmo says:
    February 20, 2007 at 8:14 pm

    It’s good! Desert has a more liberal bias when you eat it first.

  2. mikefromtexas says:
    February 20, 2007 at 11:23 pm

    Only a true liberal, or maybe a Frenchman, would eat desert first. What will Mom’s apple pie think if this trend catches on????

  3. Dugger says:
    February 21, 2007 at 11:29 am

    As I said before, nice that Colbert is endorsing the hippies’ killer hell cream. Why not a nictotine ice cream cone that you can light up, and both smoke and eat. The beauty is you will have heart attack bfeore the lung cancer sets in.

    “Hey Hey, Ben and Jerry, how many heart attacks you responsible for today?”

    Peace Man. Dugger.

  4. frameone says:
    February 21, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    “Only a true liberal, or maybe a Frenchman, would eat desert first.”

    Only a true liberal of Frenchman would eat anything with waffle cone in it. You’d think Colbert would have changed the name to “Tasty Resolute Cone” or something …