That’s not just opinion, it’s fact, like science.
CK, hard at work, concurs.
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February 20th, 2007
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I love dogs, but strictly speaking, while I’ve seen many dogs drool, I have never seen a cat drool.
Sadly, I’ve seen them both throw-up.
I much prefer licking oneself to cleaning oneself. Call me a dog person.
I had to look twice, because I swear, that’s exactly what I look like when I sleep.
CK does a pretty good Guckert impression.
mmmm, puppy porn….
Oliver, listen to me. All cat haters are Republicans. ALL of them. And not good Republicans like Fareed Zakaria (sp?), either. I’m talking evil Republicans like Tom DeLay.
Step away from the cat hate.
Cats bury their shit. Dogs eat theirs. Just sayin’.
And I have long felt that many if not all cat haters simply cannot accept cats’ individuality. If/when true, that reflects poorly on the cat haters.
I’ve never known of a dog eating their own poop. Cats, on the other hand, ooze evil at every step.
Dogs don’t eat their own poop. Puppies will their own poop!
Dogs always thank God for their owners; cats think they are gods.
We have 2 of both species, and it’s a nice balance.
Canine Coprophagia
I’ve never known of a dog eating their own poop.
Yes, but oddly enough, cat poop is like caviar for dogs.
I’m actually a cat person myself but that picture is just ridiculous. Too cute.
I’m a cat person, but only marginally. Both cats and dogs are cool for the reasons Benny gave above.
I like cats for their aura of a great evil in a fwuffy cute body that is mostly incapable of doing anything particularly evil at all.
My dog eats his own crap occasionally. Ate the cat’s as well when she was capable of making it.
NOT TRUE@!!!!!!!!!!! Cats rule dogs drool. I used to have a dog. Dogs are evil, FAKE pathedic THINGS!!!!! In fact, cats actully do not drool! Cats have sandpaper tounges! That is sience! Dog tounges are full of slimey drool! That famous picture, a dog with it’s tounge out. Cats never do that, and no picture to prove it! HA HA! Cats rule dogs drool. Dogs are big fat liars. They are so lame they DROOL AND HOWL ALL NIGHT!!!!! Cats are nice REAL, and quiet when bedtime comes! Dogs just won’t shut up!! God I want dogs to be extinct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT TRUE@!!!!!!!!!!! Cats rule dogs drool. I used to have a dog. Dogs are evil, FAKE pathedic THINGS!!!!! In fact, cats actully do not drool! Cats have sandpaper tounges! That is sience! Dog tounges are full of slimey drool! That famous picture, a dog with it’s tounge out. Cats never do that, and no picture to prove it! HA HA! Cats rule dogs drool. Dogs are big fat liars. They are so lame they DROOL AND HOWL ALL NIGHT!!!!! Cats are nice REAL, and quiet when bedtime comes! Dogs just won’t shut up!! God I want dogs to be extinct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dogs are cute . cats are just plain.
Capri
Whatever! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL! CATS ACTUALLY DO DROOL AND PANT! CATS ARE UGLY EVIL FAKE PATHETIC THINGS! Our cat is soooooooo stupid! We love our dogs way better! CATS TOUGNES ARE UGLY SLIMY AND DROOLY! CATS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID, UGLY, FAKE AND PATHETIC! WE WISH CATS WERE EXTINCT! CATS WAKE YOU UP AT NIGHT WITH THAT HIDIOUS MEOW! YOUR JUST A DUMB LITTLE BITCH! CATS PUKE UP NASTY HAIRBALLS! cats are nasty, they eat their shit! Dogs don’t eat their shit! Dogs DON’T howl at night, they fall asleep real fast. CATS ARE MEAN, UGLY, EVIL AND THEY SCRATCH AND BITE! CATS STINK! DOGS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH CLEANER AND MORE LOYAL!!!!!!! DOGS ARE GOD’S CREATURES BECAUSE DOG SPELLS GOD BACKWARDS! CATS ARE UGLY EVIL SPAWNS FROM HELL! DOGS CAN KILL CATS FASTER THAN WE CAN SAY CATS SUCK! DEATH TO CATS! DOGS RULE!!! DOGS ARE THE SMARTEST THINGS IN THIS UNIVERSE! CATS ARE THE DUMBEST THINGS IN THIS UNIVERSE! DOGS ARE HUMAN’S BEST FRIENDS! DOGS ARE HUMAN BEINGS AND CATS ARE JUST MEAN LITTLE SHITS! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD YOU STUPID SKUM! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
Duro 62
We are strict cat haters! Step into cat hatred! Dogs rule, cats drool!
Hey! You at the top! Cats do drool! We have seen millions of cats slobber! Dogs rule cats drool!
ChristianPinko
We have NEVER seen a dog eat their poop. But ALL cats eat their shit! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
JWG
Your stupid! Dogs don’t eat any type of poop! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
Duro62
You need to become a dog person! We are dog people! DOGS ARE MUCH BETTER THAN CATS! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
Jake
Dogs don’t eat their poop, your just a dumb catlover! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
Nimrod Gently
Whatever! CATS ARE BIG UGLY FAT LIARS! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL! CATS ACTUALLY DO PANT AND DROOL! CATS ARE UGLY EVIL FAKE PATHETIC THINGS! OUR CAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID! WE LOVE OUR DOGS WAYYYYY BETTER! CATS TOUGNES ARE UGLY SLIMY AND DROOLY! CATS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID UGLY FAKE AND PATHETIC! DOGS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SMART AND CUTE! WE WISH CATS WERE EXTINCT! CATS WAKE YOU UP AT NIGHT WITH THAT HIDIOUS MEOW! CATS ARE NOISY!!!! DOGS ARE QUIET, AND THEY DO NOT HOWL! YOUR JUST A DUMB LITTLE BITCH! CATS PUKE UP NASTY HAIRBALLS! CATS ARE NASTY! CATS EAT THEIR OWN SHIT! DOGS NEVER EAT THEIR OWN SHIT, OR ANY SHIT! DOGS DON’T HOWL AT NIGHT,DOGS FALL ASLEEP FAST! CATS ARE MEAN UGLY FAKE AND EVIL AND CATS SCRACTH BITE AND HISS! CATS STINK!!!!! DOGS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH CLEANER AND MORE LOYAL THAN CATS! CATS AREN’T EVEN LOYAL! DOGS ARE GOD’S CREATURES BECAUSE DOG SPELLS GOD BACKWARDS! CATS ARE UGLY EVIL SPAWNS FROM HELL! CATS DON’T LOVE ANYTHING BUT THEMSELVES! DOGS LOVE YOU FOREVER! DOGS CAN KILL CATS FASTER THAN WE CAN SAY CATS SUCK! DEATH TO CATS, DOGS RULE!!!!! DOGS ARE THE SMARTEST THINGS IN THIS UNIVERSE! CATS ARE THE DUMBEST THINGS IN THIS UNIVERSE! DOGS ARE HUMAN’S BEST FRIENDS! DOGS ARE HUMAN BEINGS CATS ARE JUST DUMB, MEAN LITTLE SHITS! DOGS ACTUALLY KNOW TRICKS AND STUFF LIKE THAT! DOGS CAN EVEN LEARN HOW TO SAY WORDS! CATS ARE DUMB LITTLE SHITS WHO DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING BUT SHIT AND PISS! DOGS CAN BE POTTY TRAINED! LITTLE DOGS CAN LEARN HOW TO USE THE TOILIT AND FLUSH IT! BIG DOGS GO OUTSIDE AND POOP OR PEE! BIG DOGS GO TO THE DOOR WHEN THEY GOTTA GO! WHEN BIG DOGS GO OUTSIDE TO POO OR PEE AND LITTLE DOGS GO IN THE TOILIT AND FLUSH IT IT DOSN’T STINK, UNLIKE WHEN CATS USE THE LITTER BOX, THE LITTER BOX STINKS UP YOUR HOUSE! GET ALL THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD YOU STUPID CATLOVING SKUM! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
JWG
WE ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY! WE GOT CONFUSED WITH NAMES! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
DURO 62 DOGS DON’T EAT ANY TYPE OF POOP! FLAKE OFF! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
DUDER
GO FUCK OFF! CATS DROOL! DOGS RULE! CATS DO EAT THEIR OWN SHIT! DOGS DON’T!
CHRISTAIANPINKO
WE ARE CATHATERS! CATS SUCK! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
JERRY
DOGS DO NOT DROOL CATS DO! FLAKE OFF! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
ALL OF YOU KNOW DOGS RULE! CAPRI NEEDS TO FUCK OFF! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
This blogs name is soooooo true! Dogs rule cats drool! Did you know that the african wilddog and the hyena can take a pack of lions down one by one. Well it was on animal planet. The hyenas and african wilddogs were snaping the lions necks one by one untill there was none left. We like dogs sooooo much better than cats! Dogs rule cats drool!
Our grandma hates cats sooooo bad, when our cat touches her, she goes home and takes a shower. We don’t blame her, cats are nasty. Dogs rule cats drool!!!!!
Capri
Dogs are also very quiet at night, unlike cats who meow all night. Cats should be all dead! While you are asleep, cats meow, run around and knock things over and break them, run across your bed and feet, paw at your face, bite your toes, tear up paper all over your house, make loud banging noises. We swear to god we could not get any sleep last night because of our stupid cat! Our dogs are always quiet. Our mom and Aunt says that our dogs are much more quiet than our cat,and we agree. Sometimes We don’t want to even come home because we know our stupid cat will bug us. We love our dogs way better. We like dogs way better. Cats are fake pathetic animals! Dogs rule cats drool! Our dogs always whip our cat and our neighbor’s cats. The cats won’t even come in our yard now. Dogs rule cats drool you stupid catlover! We wish cats were extinct! Cats have nasty drooly slimy tougnes. Cats actually pant and slobber! Death to cats! Dogs rule! We witness cats panting and drooling all the time on hot days! Our cat even pants and drools on hot days! Cats are evil, fake ugly PATHETIC LIARS! YOU ARE A BITCH!!!!! CATS EAT THEIR OWN SHIT BEFORE BURRYING IT! DOGS NEVER EAT THEIR SHIT OR ANY TYPE OF SHIT! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT SHIT MEANS? SHIT MEANS POOP! CATS EAT THEIR OWN POOP! DOGS DO NOT EAT ANY POOP OR THEIR OWN POOP! YOU SOUND LIKE THAT BITCH FROM DRAGONFLY TV! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL! CATS ARE EVIL SPAWNS FROM HELL! DOGS LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER! WE FREAKING HATE CATS! CATS STINK!!! DOGS ARE WAYYYYYYYYYYY CLEANER AND MORE LOYAL THAN CATS! CATS AREN’T EVEN LOYAL AT ALL! CATS ARE MEAN LITTLE SHITS, CATS SCRATCH, BITE AND HISS! CATS DON’T LOVE ANYONE BUT THEMSELVES! DOGS ARE HUMAN BEINGS, AND CATS ARE SPAWNS FROM HELL! CATS ARE THE DUMBEST THINGS IN THIS UNIVERSE! DOGS ARE THE SMARTEST ANIMALS IN THIS UNIVERSE! DOGS LEARN TRICKS AND TRAINING, UNLIKE CATS! DOGS CAN SIT, GIVE PAW, SHAKE HANDS, SPEAK, TALK WORDS, ROLL OVER, LAY DOWN, STAY, NO, FETCH, COME, THEIR NAMES, HIGH FIVE, GUARD, SICK IT, GET IT, BRING IN THE MAIL, SMALL DOGS CAN LEARN HOW TO POOP AND PEE IN THE TOILIT AND FLUSH IT, BIG DOGS GO TO THE DOOR AND BARK AND GO OUTSIDE AND POOP AND PEE, AND MUCH MUCH MORE! WHEN LITTLE DOGS FLUSH THE TOILIT AND BIG DOGS GO OUTSIDE AND POOP AND PEE, IT DOSN’T STINK, UNLIKE CATS WHO GO IN A LITTER BOX, THE LITTER BOX SMELLS UP YOUR HOUSE! CATS CAN’T LEARN OR BE TRAINED TO DO ANYTHING! ALL CATS KNOW HOW TO DO IS POOP AND PEE ALL OVER THE PLACE AND STINK UP YOUR HOUSE! DOGS ARE WAYYYYYYYY CLEANER THAN CATS! CATS STINK, CATS HAVE A DISGUSTING ODOR! DOGS DON’T STINK AT ALL!Dogs rule cats drool! GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEAD YOU SKUM!
Capri
Oh, One more thing! Dogs are god’s creatures because dog spells god backwards! CATS ARE SPAWNS FROM HELL! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL, YOU STUPID CATLOVER!
Dogs rule cats drool! The name of this blog is sooo true!!!! We just wish cats were extinct! Cats are noisy at night, dogs are nice and quiet. We have seen millions of cats pant and slobber on hot days. Our cat pants and slobbers on hot days. We love our dogs way better. We got shirts that says dogs rule cats drool! We always get stopped in stores by people and they say our shirts are so cool! Cats are evil,fake pathetic things! Dogs are cute and cats are just BUTT UGLY. We are doglovers and proud of it. Our grandma always says cats are spawns from hell,she is true. Our grandma says that catlovers are stupid fucked up people that can’t afford a dog or has never owned a dog. We think dogs are worth a million bucks. Catlovers know that dogs are better. Cats make us sick. The other day our Basset Hound Frisket had our cat in his mouth ha ha ha LOL! We got her out of his mouth and she was fine. Our cat knows that dogs are better. Our cat hates other cats and loves all dogs, she bows to dogs. Our Saint Bernard Cujo bosses our cat Egypt around. Frisket our Basset Our Labrador retriever/Pit bull mix Annie and our Saint Bernard Cujo when they come our cat’s way, our cat runs scared under the bed because they are like dinosaurs to her, but we think she knows that the dogs are bossses of the house. DOGS RULE CATS DROOL! We started a club called Dogs rule cats drool! Did you know that birds are smarter than cats? Well birds are, we saw that on animal planet as well. SO all you catlovers out there can go to hell. Dogs rule cats drool!On the movie cats and dogs, the cats get spanked by the dogs. Yay the dogs won! Cats suck cats suck cats suck cats suck cats are evil!!! cats suck cats suck! Dogs rule dogs rule dogs rule dogs rule! Yeah!!! Dogs rule cats drool! Also if our cat gets to close the dogs bark at her and show her whos boss. Our cat runs back under the bed scared! Dogs rule Cats drool!
We spelled bosses bossses. Our cat Egypt knows that our dogs are the bosses of the house! Dogs rule cats drool!
Saint Bernards are the largest breed of dog in the world. Females get 150 to 180 pounds. Males get 200 to 260 pounds. Basset hounds are very cute too. Pit bulls and labs are cool too epecially when their mixed. Cats are things! Dogs rule cats drool!
This morning our cat threw up all over our carpet. We swear to god cats are the most gross shitty fucked up animals in this universe! Dogs rule cats drool! Death to cats, dogs rule!!! If you are a catlover fuck off! If you are a doglover you are smart and cool and know what pet to choose! Doglovers know best! Dogs rule cats drool!
Dear catlovers,
Us doglovers think you all are the most fucked up people in this universe. Why do you catlovers love a evil, ugly, fake, pathetic cat over a nice, cute, loving, awsome dog? Well dogs are better! So you catlovers can all just go get fucked! And that dog at the top of this blog is sooooo adorable! Yup dogs rule cats drool, that is most definantly a fact! Cats are ugly mean, fake, evil spawns from HELL! Dogs are gods creatures beacause dog spells god backwards! Dogs are just soooooo adorable! Cats are just soooooo ugly! Dogs rule cats drool!
Bye
You fucking fucked up catlovers!
P.S
Cats are evil, fake and ugly pathetic things!
Duro62
You are sick that is not puppy porn asshole! Dogs rule cats drool! Dogs don’t eat their poop or any type of poop! Cats eat their poop! Dogs rule cats drool! Cats are sooooo sick! I mean cats are sick like they are nasty!
Oh and Capri Dogs rule cats drool! That is a fact!! Dogs rule cats drool its true you stupid catlover!
Oh and our cat ate her puke! Ewwwww cats are gross! Dogs rule cats drool!
Is any of you gonna send a comment? DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!!!!
Come on people send something, this is getting boring. Dogs rule cats drool!
There is many reasons why dogs are better than cats.
The dog version
So one day, your dog is watching over your house. All the sudden, a robber walks in to steel some stuff. The dog attacks the robber and the robber runs out of the house with no stuff in his hands. The robber gets tracked down and arrested that next day.
The cat version
One day your cat is wandering around the house. All the sudden, a robber comes in. The cat looks at the robber as if its confused. The robber steels your expensive rings, necklaces, and ear rings. The robber runs out of the house with tons of money and jewlery in his hands. The robber gets away with going to jail.
Which animal sounds smarter and better? The dog is smarter and better.
Here is another one.
The dog version
One day your taking your dog to the pet shop. All the sudden in the parking lot when you get out of your car, a stranger attacks you. The dog attacks the stranger putting the stranger to his back. The stranger gets up and runs away. Then the stranger was arrested that next day.
The cat version
Your taking your cat out to the pet shop. All the sudden in the parking lot when you get out of your car, a stranger attacks you. The cat jumps out of your arms, takes one look at you and says “fuck that bitch i’m outta here”, and runs off. Then you was killed. Stupid cat. The stranger gets away with going to jail.
See how cats can put your life in danger?
Here is another one.
The dog version
One night your asleep in bed in your apartment. All the sudden, your dog wakes up to the smell of smoke. The dog notices within seconds that the apartment is on fire and the fire is entering your room. The dog jumps up and notices that your room door is locked. The dog nibbles the wood and bust your door open. The dog grabs your arm and wakes you up. You notice as you open your eyes that the smell is not right. You see the fire enter your room. The dog leads you to a window, you crawl out the window and grab your dog with you. The fire department puts out the fire. You and your dog can live happy again. You lived thaks to your dog.
The cat version
One night your asleep in bed. Your cat wakes up to find that your apartment is on fire. The cat jumps up and runs to the window. “Fuck my owner, as long as I live it will be alright.” That stupid, mean cat says. The cat could not get the window open so it starts to run around the apartment clueless. The apartment burns down and you and your cat dies because your stupid cat was selfish and clueless.
See how cats can put your life in danger?
Dogs save children from drowning, people that are lost, they help find drugs, they become police dogs and fight bad guys, they help the blind and def and ill get places. They become fire fighting dogs and rescue people in a burning building. They do more too. Dogs are our best friends. You don’t see a cat doing all that stuff. Dogs make our lives wonderful and full of suprises. Dogs are a gift from god. God knew we needed a best friend so he made the dog. Cats are just evil pets and dogs are family. Dogs are like room mates. Cats are just evil pets that are more boring than a fish. Dogs will be in our hearts forever and ever untill we die. We will always have a dog to be there for us and be our best friend. DOGS RULE!!!!!! CATS DROOL!!!!!!
P.s
Dogs can be trained and learn tricks, unlike cats. Dogs can also be potty trained.
We know lots about dogs.
Have you ever asked what the largest breed of dog is in the world? We know the answer from researching on the inernet and getting with dog exsperts.
The largest and heaviest breed of dog in the world is the Saint Bernard reaching 200 to 260 pounds. There are two diffrent types. The first type is the Switzerland longhaired and the second type is the Newfoundland shorthaired. We think they are both pretty and cute but we think that the switzerland longhaired is much prettier and cuter than the Newfoundland shorthaired. Longhaired Saint Bernards are beautiful!!!! The Switzerland longhaired Saint Bernard, are rescue dogs and rescue people in the Swiss and French Alps. The Saint Bernard also called the Alpline Mastiff outwieghed the American Mastiff, English Mastiff, Great Dane, Great Pyrenees, Irish Wolfhound, Deer Hound, and all the other dog breeds in the world. The Saint Bernard is also a very strong dog. We have a Switzerland longhaired name Cujo.
Saint Bernards are the largest breed of dog in the world and if you don’t believe us its on the wikipedia plain and clear. We also have talked to a dog professional.
The strongest dog breed
The strongest dog breed in the world is the American pit bull terrier. Taking out every breed of dog in mean ol’ dog fights. We think dog fights are very wrong and cruel. On the news, there was this man arrested, because his Pit bull ripped a Rottweiler’s throat in two seconds. Those poor dogs! The Pit also ripped a Doberman Pincser’s throat in two seconds. The pit also did the same to a German Shephard. Why would someone fight dogs like that? The Pit bull is the most feared dog breeds of the streets. So if you see a Pit, go inside. Pit bulls can also make great family pets, if treated right. We hate when people call the American Pit bull ugly, because it is a very beautiful dog breed. The pit also ripped a Boxer’s throat as well. Why would someone do such a thing to any beautiful dog breed? Don’t blame the dog, it is not the dog’s fault, it is the owner’s fault. Dog fights are sooooooooooooo wrong!
We have 3 dogs
Frisket is our five-year old tan and black Basset Hound. He is a boy.
Annie is our 1-year old black Pit bull/Labrador retriever. She is a girl.
Cujo is our 9 month old longhaired Saint Bernard. He is a boy.
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
We spelled thanks thaks. Opps its thanks. Dogs rule cats drool!
Capri
Dogs rule cats drool!!!!!! Dogs are cute cats are ugly. Cats scratch up your furniture, puke all over your floor, shit and piss everywhere, hiss, scratch, bite, stink up your house with their gross kitty odor. We don’t see why some people think that cats are sooooo cute, cats are soooo ugly! Our cat drinks out of the toilit and eats her poo all the time. Cats even puke all over the floor with them gross hairballs. Cats just suck period. Dogs rule cats drool thats not just a opinion its a fact. So if your a cat lover you can kiss our asses. Dogs are way smarter, way cuter, and way cleaner than cats. So if you don’t agree your fucked up in your head. Cats even pant when it gets hot. Our cat does it all the time. Cats make us sick. Cats are evil, ugly, fake pathetic things!!! Dogs are sooooo much better. We got pictures to prove that dogs are cuter than cats. Like we have this one picture of this dog looking all cute and this cat looking ugly with its tounge hanging out and slobbering everywhere. Capri, cats DO drool! We just freaking HATE cats!!! We wish cats were extinct! CATS ARE UGLY!!! Cats are the dumbest things in this universe!!! Dogs are the smartest animals in this universe! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL! Death to cats, dogs rule! We also got this shirt that says hello puppy instead of hello kitty. Cats are FUCKED UP ANIMALS!!!!!!!!! Capri you better read this. Capri you are a catlovin’ bitch!!!!! You better read our post. Dogs rule cats drool!!!!!!!!!!
Here is some tips if you want a Saint Bernard.
1. When you own this breed you will feel like you own a peace of gold, you will want to show your Saint Bernard off.
2. The Saint Bernard takes effort to find. It was so hard to get ours. It took us mounths to find one.
3. Saint Bernards are very expensive, they cost 600 dollars, to 700 dollars, to 800 dollars, to 900 dollars.
4. The Saint Bernard is a very rare breed because they are meat dogs in china.
5. The Saint Bernard is a albino dog, because they sometimes have a pinkish color to their fur, and their paw pads are pink. And their skin color is white with pink spotes. The Saint Bernard is a very unique breed, also beautiful.
6. People rarely own Saint Bernards because of how rare they are.
7. If you see a Saint Bernard and it is expensive, still buy it, because if you are looking for one and you have finally found one, you will probably not find a cheaper Saint, you also might never find another Saint Bernard again because they are extremely rare.
8. The Saint Bernard is the largest and heaviest breed of dog in the world, weighing 200 to 260 pounds.
9. The Saint Bernards other name is the Alpline Mastiff.
Yes, Saint Bernards are mastiffs, Saints are in the mastiff family.
10. Give your Alpline Mastiff whitch is the Saint Bernard, plenty of water.
11. Saints will most likely get hip dysplasia. Because your alpys weight is sooo big.
12. Saints live 8 to 10 years, because of their weight, but if you get your alpy neutered, it is possible he or she can live longer. We got ours neutered.
13. DO NOT GET YOUR SAINT SHAVED!!!! Saints skin can get sunburns in the hot weather, just give your Saint a kiddy pool to soak in. Also give your Saint lots of water. They love the winter time. Do not shave your Saint PLEASE!!!
14. We recommend to get a Switzerland longhaired Saint Bernard because they are much more beautiful than the Newfoundland Shorthaired.
15. Switzerland longhaired Saint Bernards are rescue dogs in Switzerland, they were and still are bred in Switzerland.
16. The Saint Bernards religion is catholic,and they were owned by Preists and monks.
Bye Saint lovers hope this helps! Again we have 3 dogs. We have a Basset Hound, a Lab/Pit bull, and a Saint Bernard.And remember DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!!!
Ohh and one more thing Saint lovers, Switzerland longhaires became rescue dogs the very first day they were made. Saint Bernards would not just rescue people, they would watch over orphanages and if a child was missing, they would search for the child and bring him or her back to the orphanage safely. DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!!!
But Saint Bernards would also rescue people in the swiss and french alps as well. Dogs rule cats drool!
Capri
Also dogs DON’T need constant care! Cats need constant care! Animals our tortured in china, Japan and a whole LOT more places. The chinese boil 3 week old kittens and puppies alive. The chinese, skin the animals alive! They hang the animals, make the animals bleed to death, beat them to death in a sack, blugeon them to death, boil them alive, set them on fire alive, stick needles in their nose and mouth alive! They take a machine and suck their brain liquids out when they are alive! They kill dolphins and alot more animals too! This has GOT TO STOP!!!! Tears started bursting out of our eyes when we saw what thay do to these animals! We hate chinese people now! We heard that there is some chinese doglovers that are fighting this! So Capri you need to think about when you said you wished that dogs were extinct! We still wish cats were extinct, but no animal deserves this! Yes, we still love dogs and hate cats! Capri, you need to be nicer to dogs you little bitch! All you said bad about dogs will haunt you forever when you look at these devastating pictures. The chinese say that they don’t get Paid a high price for doing this to these animals, we don’t give a fuck what price they are paid, this should stop, this is just damn right evil! These people deserve to suffer and be tortured the same way the animals did. People say the dogs look up at them with sad eyes, and beg and beg not to be killed, but these Chinese motherfuckers do it anyways! This is our pets that these people enjoy killing! Capri, you should never wish anything was dead that is evil, you are a evil little catlovin’ bitch! How would you like it if you was one of those poor doggies? You don’t deserve dogs if your gonna hate them. We hate cats but we are not mean to ours. Well listen, cats need constant care, and dogs don’t need constant care! Dogs rule cats drool! You better read our post at the top as well, you stupid, little bitch!!! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!!! Dogs are number one! Also the chinese have 13 dogs and cats piled up in one small cage, the animals are so squished!Dogs rule cats still drool! Dogs are thums up, cats are thums down! Dogs are thums up, cats are boo! Dogs are NUMBER ONE!!!!
We said animals our tortured, we ment animals are tortured! Dogs rule cats drool!
Capri
Do you get on dragonfly tv? If you do we got a whole lot of shitty post on dragonfly tv coming to you! Dogs rule cats drool!
You fuckn ass! beat it! Cats rule dogs drool the end!
Ok, listen up. Cats rule and dogs drool! I’m trying to capture the essences of cat and dog, helping convince you that cats clearly are better than dogs. There is nothing new about the natural superiority of cats. Back in Ancient Egypt, cats-not dogs-were honored and deified. The godness Bastet, who was associated with grace, fertility, and beauty, was represented as having the body of a woman and the head of a cat. Ask yourself what self-respecting goddess would manifest herself as a dog? The goddess NOBODY, that’s who. In Egypt, cats were the cat’s meow. Cat tombs, cat statues, and cat mummies were everywhere. Even the mighty sphinx was the representation of a cat. (Well, actully a lion, but we all know what a lion is-nothing more than a cat on growth hormones.) In Ancient Rome, the goddess of Liberty was deicted with a cat at her feet. Pretty honorable, I’d say. King Louis XV of France, Cinese emperors, and American presidents such as Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Ronald Reagon, and Bill Cliton kept cats. Cats even traveled with the pilgrims on the Mayflower (dogs took a raft), and it was the cat, not the clumsy dog, that Leonadro da Vinci called nature’s masterpiece. History is on the side of the cat! The question has always been: Should dogs be allowed into normal society? The answer is that if you want society to reman normal, then NO! Dogs are destructive, indecent, degenerate, and they have bad breath. Cats never offend. Take a dog into social setting and somebody’s going to get in a fight. England’s War of the roses probably started over some dog getting loose in a rose garden; they have that effect. Cats, on the other hand, purr and calm everybody down. Look at great human achievement in a society and you’ll find a cat nearby. Ernest Hemingway wrote great stories with a cat or three whispering in his ear. When dogs whisper, you’ll get Son of Sam. It should be clear even to non-felines: Cats can be trusted, dogs must be watched! Let’s talk brainpower. In structure, a cat’s brain is more similar to the human brain than a dog’s will ever be. Cats learn quickly and adapt, are purposeful, and have great recall ability. Like us, cats are visully oriented, relying on sight to identify things, while dogs rely more on smell to tell them what’s what. Take a cat to an art gallery and he’ll appreciate it; take a dog and he’ll sniff the frames! In comparing the weight of the brain to the weight of body, cats have “larger” brains than all other mammals except for primates ( do you really wnt to carry on a conversation with a monkey?) and marrine mammals such as porpoies and dolphins. Ounce for ounce, the cat’s brain is very powerful! As for a dog’s brain, we’re still searching for one. Cats are undemanding, low-maintenance, and self-sufficent. With cats, busy owners can be gone for days and we’ll hardly notice. Just leave some food, clean water, the television remote, and Internet access-we’re happy! Dogs have no idea what to do. A dog left alone will sit around with a stupid look on his face trying to construct a thought, then he’ll fall asleep. Everything you do with a dog is a chore. Ever try walking with one of those things? First of all, they need to be walked by someone (”Honey, the dog needs to go out!”), whitch is mysterious to cats as to why woman need to go to the restrooms in pairs. Cats handle their “walks” alone with no supervision. As for exercising walks, what a trip-literally! Walking a dog means getting tangled up in a leash, falling over yourself, then getting dragged unmercifully though brush, timber, brambles, and thornes as the crazed canine chases after a squirrel (as if he’ll ever catch it.). Dogs have no conception of your need to have some time to yourself. A dog wants what he wants when he wants it. A dog will wait until you’re totally relaxed after a hard day’s work, feet up, nestled into you favorite chaie, engrossed in a book, or watching the climactic part of the movie you’ve waited all week to see on television, and then start. There’s the pestering, the stare, the run to tha door. And if you ignore that, the worst kicks it. The sorrowful whimper coated with guilt. Write off the movie, put down the book-so what if it’s pouring rain and your shoes have holes in them, it’s time to go for some kind of a walk. Heaven help if you don’t succumb. Psychiatrists couches are filled with people wracked with guilt over ignoreing a dog’s whimper. Not the way to go. If you want a friend and helpmate, someone who will give you joy and comfort without getting you killed or into analysis, take up with a cat. Need more chaos and consternation in your life? Let me introduce you to the dog. Gucci might ryme with poochy, but cats have all the style. Fashion designers want models who are exotic and sleek with the grace of a cat. Have you ever heard of a supermodel with the attributes of a canine? Are you kidding! I have yet to find a designer who wants to have is model look like a dog. Look at sheepdogs, bad hair days to the max. At the very least, cats fit properly into their skins. Cats are tailored; dogs are frumps! And what has been the dog’s only contribution to fasion? The poodle skirt! Case closed. Have you ever tried to eat dinner with dogs arouned? It’s not a pretty sight. The only “table manners” dogs exhibit are pounce and devour. Besides the mad dash to the doggie dish and the throwing of food all over the floor, there’s the slobbering and drooling as they start, and the whining and begging as the finish. A dog regards any icky mess you place before him as a gourmet repast. With boundless enthusiasm, the dog will drive headfirst into his doggie dish, then shove and knock it around the house until it winds up in a corner somewhere, painting the floor, basebords, and walls with the sloppy remnants of “dinner.” Then, with great aplomb (and slobbery goop dripping from his chin), the dog will look up at you and ask for more! Thank your lucky stars that cats are the direct opposite. Cats are the epitome of table grace and charm-dainty bites, careful chewing,and,oftentimes, leaving a morsel or two in order to refrain from gluttonous behavior. More quiet dinners and formal dinner parties have been ruined by the presence of dogs than can be counted on all the paws of all the world’s cats thoughout their nine lives. Good thing no dogs were allowed at The Last Supper- Christianity never would have gotton off the ground. Nowhere is the difference between cats and dogs more clearly defined than in the matter of ” going potty.” Cats tend their bathroom “business” quietly, effeiciently, and daintily, never calling attention to the task at hand. Dogs, however, turn their business of “business” into a social event. A dog on the “go” will pinball from tree to fire hydrant to lawn to flower bed to open feild in a manic search for “the right spot.” (Unfortunately for owners, no matter where that spot is, it somehow coincides with being in line with the owner’s next footstep!) After the dog determines his “right” spot, a ceremony ensues in which he finally makes is daily deposit, then, kicks up dirt, leaves, other’s “business,” and anything else not nailed down, scattering the stuff hither and yon, often onto yon owner’s leg in the process. After all that, the dog meanders about ten feet and does it all over agian! Cats “complete and cover” in one nontheatrical move. A dainty deposit, a neat cover-and-burry, and off we go as if the whole silly bsiness had never taken place. Cats “go” quickly, quietly, and privately. Dogs relish giving an Olympian performance in front of groups. You must have witnessed something like this: a designated pooper struts in front of his peer group, runs through a pseudo-athletic routine of sniff-locate-circle-and-squat much to the appreciation and admiration of his peers, scale of one to ten. To canines, this ridiculous display isn’t simply “natur calling,” it’s big time entertainment. Do you really want to buddy up with a creature like that? Ah, “S.” Cats are Soft, Sweet, and Sensitive. Looking for a partner who understandes you? Look no further than that furry friend who can read your mind. Cats are in tune with your inner-most feelings and thoughts. Theypick up on your mood changes and are affected by whatever you’re going through. That’s why cats are the epitome of romance! Cats are the gazing at ripples on a moonlit sea. Dogs are the drinking of Ripple from a paper bag. A cat is leisurely stroll in the moonlight. A dog is a mad dash to the convenience store. Cats are definitely dine-out, and dogs are supermely drive-trough. It’s all in the way cats operate. They’re thinkers and poets at heart. While dogs are Mickey Spillaine, cats are Byron and Elizabeth Barrett Browning. They’re not into DOGgerel, they’re into CATapulting your heart onto another plane. It’s a matter os class vs. crass with cats at the head of the class. Cats are crisp white dress shirts with monogrammed initials. Dogs are dingy T-shirts with gravey stains. Dogs haven’t got a clue. Cats arrive with champange and flowers. Dogs just show up late. Cats are subtle, coy, and sultry. Dogs are as subtle as a train wreak. Cats know that romance isn’t hard-boiled, it’s soft shell. You take time to smell the roses, not to dig them up! If you want to spend all your time supervising, reforming, and correcting, you’ll just love dogs. But if you want a true companion, an equal, an friend-someone who’s loving without being clingy, and cute without all the drooling and dirt, then for you, cats are better than dogs!!
dogs are the fourth smartest animal on earth!!!!!!! Dolphins, monkeys, CATS, horses then dogs and all the rest!!!!!!! YOU HAVE TO READ THE BOOK CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS!!!!!!
Capri
Dogs are the smartest in the world! DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS! Cats are soooooooooo stupid and ugly! Cats aren’t even smart. Fuck off you bitch! D0GS RULE CATS DROOL! BOOKS SAY THAT DOGS ARE BETTER! DOGS ARE BETTER! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
Capri
ALRIGHT, DOGS RULE CATS DROOL! DOGS ARE CLEARLY BETTER THAN CATS! DOGS WERE ALSO HONERED IN EGYPT. DOGS ARE GODS! THE GOD BASTET HAD THE HEAD OF A WOMAN AND THE BODY OF A LION, NOT CAT! DOGS ACTUALLY ON THE MAYFLOWER TRAVELED WITH THE PILGRIMS, CATS TOOK NO PART. CATS ARE THE STUPID CLUMSY ANIMALS! HISTORY IS ON THE SIDE OF A DOG! YOU BITCH! CATS ARE THE ONES WHO SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED IN SOCIETY. CATS ARE DESTRUCTIVE, NO GOOD, CLUMSY, UGLY, STUPID, PUSSIES! CATS HAVE BAD BREATH! CATS BREATH SMELLS LIKE PUSSY! Cats do not calm people, they scratch peoples eyes out. Dogs ARE our best friends who are there when we need them. Cats make great soccer balls. Cats have no achievement what so ever. Dogs rescue and save lives, dogs have acchievement. Cats make society unnormal. Cats are ugly, and they cause disease. Cats cant be trusted, dogs can. Alright, cats brains are like a lion’s they try to kill US. Dog’s brains are larger than a cats. Dogs appreciate, cats do not. Cats belong in a frying pan. Cats make messes, and eat their shit! Cats have brains the size of a pea. CATS sit there stupidly when there alone, AND they destroy everything. Dogs dont take as much work as cats, because dogs know how to take care of themselves, unlike cats. Cats scratch your eyeballs out, they are ugly, they hate you, they love only themselves! WOULD YOU LIKE A BUDDY LIKE THAT? NO! Dogs are sweet, beautiful, soft, and they are looking for a best friend! Cats cant be trained, and they are the actual toilit drinkers. Dogs never drink out of the toilit. Cats have no table manners, they just jump on the table, and grab for your food. Dogs only eat it when you offer them some. Cats stink up your house, and cause diseases. Dogs can be trained, cats cannot. Dogs are VERY easy to walk, cats are too stupid to know what a leash is. Dogs love us, because they love us. Cats are fake, and they want what they want when they want. If you want to get a disease, get your eyes scractched out, get all torn up, get hissed and bit, then get a cat. If you want to get licked, get loved, and have a best friend, get a dog. Supermodels actually model with chihuhuas, not cats! Dogs have all the fashion, cats have all the ugliness. Of course they want the fashion to be a dog, not a cat! SHIT! Cats are ugly THINGS that look like their body parts have been glued to themselves. Of course desighners want their models to look like dogs, not ugly retarted cats! Dogs are tailored, cats are frumps! And guess what? You never see cats as models, only dogs. CASE CLOSED! Cats drool and slobber and they smell BAD! Dogs are cleaner than cats! Dogs keep their heads in the bowl, cats drag their bowls everywhere drooling and making a mess, fucking up the walls! Dogs are the opposite of cats, dogs are cleaner! Thank you lucky star, dogs are cleaner! Cats go in a litter box, and get their poop all over themselves. The litter box stinks up your house, and it is nasty! The dog goes outside, and kicks the grass over the poop, no smelly house now! Dogs are actually the epitome of romance, love and other great things. Cats are the opposite, they are distructive and terrible! Dogs are sooooooooooooooooooooooooo quiet and they are soft and swift. Cats are ugly, noisy and cats are drool bags. Guess what cats fill their hearts with? HATE! Dogs fill their hearts with love! Dogs are around you and want to be loved. Cats dont give a hell about you, they just want to be stroked because it feels good. Cats actually wear no clothes, cats just wear poop. Dogs wear fashionable clothes! Dogs have class, cats sniff ass! Dogs arrive with a nice plate of fancy food, flowers and champange. Cats dont have a clue whats going on, and cats arrive late! Dogs are subtle, coy, and sultry. Cats are subtle as a plane crash and train wreck. Cats are a mess, dogs are not. If you want to spend your time supervising, reforming, and correcting, a cat is for you. If you want true companion, an equal, a friend who is loving, and not real clingy but really loves you, and cute without the drooling and dirt, you need a dog! Dogs are not clingy, they are just at your side when you need them. Cats need constant care! Have you ever seen a cat and a role of toilit paper? Not a pretty sight. Cats will shred the paper, and your house will be a mess! When you arrive home, your house is destroyed, with the cat sitting in the middle of the destruction. Cats are nasty, fur eating, slobbery,DISEASE causing, ugly THINGS! Cats eat their poop. Dogs do not! Dogs have class, cats sniff ass! Scientist have found out dogs have the biggest brains of mammals. Cats, on the other hand are still being tested because sientist have not found a brain in a cat. CATS DONT HAVE BRAINS! Cats are sooooo stupid they get stuck in car motors and get killed, dogs dont ever do that! Cats are NOT companions! Guess what? Just give a cat some anti freeze and watch the furs fly! We are going to egypt, Anubis, is a dog who is washiped more than any other god. The great sphinx is half lion half human, not half human half house cat. Cats are mean, and ugly, and they are stupid animals who steal your tuna. Cats are so stupid, they lick everything, including poision. Dogs can smell when something is bad. If a burgular was in your house, what would the cat do? NOTHING! If a bugular was in the house, what would a dog do? A DOG WOULD ATTACK THE BURGULAR. With a cat around, everything would be stolen. With a dog around, nothing would be stolen. Dogs guard you, cats dont have a clue what guarding is. DOGS can do tricks and be trained. Cats cannot. Dogs learn their names. Cats do not. Dogs learn quick. Cats do not learn anything. A dog can kill a cat VERY quick. Cats are wimps, dogs are strong! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL! DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS!
Capri
Cats have no class. Cats stop playing with you, and dogs do not! Dogs are very beautiful animals. Cats are bug eyed ugly THINGS! Dogs rescue, cats are criminals! Cats have no point in the world what so ever. Cats should be extinct. Cats will be extinct soon, because dogs are killing cats one by one! HA HA! Hey, go set your cat free in China, they will sure love putting it on a dinner plate! HA HA! Cats are stupid, they know nothing! Dogs rule, they are smart, dogs know alot! Cats are so stupid, they crawl in drain pipes and get stuck. Dogs can get a cat out of a drain pipe by pulling the cat apart and leaving one end in the drain pipe and the other end in their mouth! HA HA! Cats are like mice to dogs. A dog can squish a cat by just putting it in it’s mouth. In china, they skin cats alive! There should be a new game called cat football, the cat would be used as a ball. What does a cat end up on a rode? ROADKILL. What does a dog end up on a road? Dogs go to shelters and get adopted into a loving home. Dogs are loving, and they actually care about people! Cats hate people, and they only care about themselves. Cats are disgusting, ugly droolers. Dogs are cute, clean, rulers! Cats bow to dogs! Cats are dog’s servants! Cats are ugly, pathetic, stupid, THINGS! Cats are the dumbest THINGS in this universe! Dogs are the smartest animals in this universe! Cats bite your ankles and it hurts. Dogs heal wounds by licking. Cats cause wounds by biting and scratching. Instead of declawing a cat, you should depaw it! Cats are ugly, and they want everything when they want it! DOGS RULE AND CATS YOU KNOW, DROOL! Cats want to be spoiled all the time, and dont appreciate what you have for them. Dogs appreciate you and what you have for them, and dogs dont need to be spoiled, they love you anyways. Cats want those damn condos! Cats dont deserve anything but a nice bowl of anti freeze! Dogs deserve every nice thing! Cats are evil! Dogs are GODS! Dog spells god backwards! Cats are spawns from hell! Dogs are god’s creatures. Cats are Satan’s creatures! Everyone knows to ADOPT A DOG, AND IGNORE A CAT! You dont know anything about dogs. Your a little catloving bitch! Cats try to kill people when they are asleep. Dogs sleep peacefully at the end of your bed. We are proud doglovers! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL! DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Capri
Cats are stupid, fucked up, retarted things! We wish cats were extinct! Cats are, fake, ugly, evil, pathetic things! We hate cats, we have pictures to prove that dogs are cuter and cleaner, we have this picture with a dog looking as cute as can be, and a cat with is mouth hanging over and its tounge sticking out and drool is going everywhere. Dogs are so much cleaner, little dogs can learn how to go poop and pee in the tolit, and then after using it, they flush it. Big dogs go outside. Dogs were and still are more honored in Egypt than cats are! We are going to Egypt on July 21st so we know more about animals and ancient Egypt than your stupid catlovin’ ass does! Dogs are human’s best friends. Cats are anti freeze’s best friends! You just cant afford a dog! Cats are cheap wimps! Cats are like rodents, they should be caged. Dogs are like humans, they should live free in the house. Cats brain’s are like a fish’s. Dogs brains are like a human’s. Cats brains are no where near a human’s. Everyone knows dogs are better than cats. Everyone knows DOGS RULE AND CATS DROOL! You know dogs are better than cats! You know DOGS RULE AND CATS DROOL! Cats are ugly disgusting distructive THINGS! Dogs are beautiful clean animals. Dogs are not distructive! And you need to learn how to spell. Your dumb like a cat, and you hop like a kangaroo. Well, take your little, ugly, kitties and shove them up your ass. Dogs are Kings, cats are losers! Death to cats! Dogs rule! If you were dead, a cat would piss on you cause you cant feed it, then it would piss on you some more run away, come back and piss and piss and piss on you some more. When the ambalance arrives, they would find your cat pissing on your dead body, and your body would be soaked with piss! If you were dead, a dog would wimper cause it misses you, lie by your side, lick your face trying to wake you up, then it would bark for help. Cats cant take care of themselves, they need cat food cause they are too stupid to hunt. Dogs can take care of themselves by hunting food for survival. In the wild a cat would have 0% chance of survival. In the wild, a dog would have 100% chance of survival. Cats a gross, disgusting, toilit drinking, diseased, disgusting, pathetic, evil, ugly pussies. Dogs are beautiful, clean, adorable rulers! cats take too much work, cause they rely on us too much. Cats are not worth all that work. Cats aren’t worth anything. Dogs dont take alot of work, and they are worth every little job you have to do for them. Dogs are more valuble than gold! Cats are less valuble than shit! And you say cats dont take alot of work, OH YES THEY DO! Live it! Love it! LEARN IT! DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
Capri
You will never get us to like cats better! You listen Dogs rule cats drool! In ancient egypt, there are dog statues, and dog paintings and dog mummies too! There are dog statues in rome too because we went to rome!And all those people kept dogs too! Dogs travelld with the pillgrums not the clumsy cats! Our cat steals our dinner all the time! Our cat knocks our stuff over and breaks them! You’ll come home to a clean house with a dog in it. You’ll come home with a destroyed house with a cat in it. Cats brains are stupid! Dogs brains are powerful! Dogs do not poop on their owners you stupid pussy. Cats on the other hand will piss all over you! Dogs are beautiful like Johann Pachelbel’s music. Cats are ugly like 50 cent’s music. While dogs are achievers, cats are L L LOSERS! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL! DOGS are BETTER THAN CATS!
Capri
Cats do not read minds! Dogs do! Dogs have class, cats eat ass!
DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS!
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
Capri
Dogs read your mind, when it is feeling blue. Dogs come to your side when your feeling down. Cats scratch eyes out! You and your cats suck!
DOGS HAVE CLASS CATS EAT ASS!
DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS!
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
Capri
Cats are ugly distructive retards. Cats rip up everything including your furniture! Dogs are nice and neat! Dogs are cleaner than cats!
Fuck off!
DOGS HAVE CLASS CATS EAT ASS!
DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS!
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!!!
Capri
Cats actually dont have nine lives! Dogs actually do! K9! It has a nine in it!
CATS ARE UGLY AND PATHETIC!
DOGS HAVE CLASS CATS EAT ASS!
DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS!
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
Capri
YOU DON’T HATE DOGS, YOU JUST CANT AFFORD ONE! CATS ARE UGLY, STUPID, DISGUSTING, PATHETIC THINGS! DEATH TO CATS! DOGS RULE! LIVE IT! LOVE IT! LEARN IT!
DOGS HAVE CLASS CATS EAT ASS!
DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS!
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
Capri
Cats are also ugly, fake, pathetic, things! Cats are also creeps!Dogs rule cats drool! Case closed!
Capri
There are more doglovers than there is catlovers! We are doglovers and proud of it! Canine’s rule the world! Dogs are great! Cats are fake! Dogs rule! Cats drool! Scientist have already tested and found out that dogs are smarter than stupid cats! Dogs have power! Cats need to take a shower! Because cats are STINKY, and cats have bad breath!!! Dogs are clean, and dog’s breath dosn’t stink. Dogs can learn how to talk! We have heard many dogs say, hello, I want that please, and I love you, and their names! We dont see a cat ever doing that! Dogs rule cats suck and drool! You need to get a dog, then you will see how much better they are than cats! You don’t even deserve a dog. If our cat even taps our grandma on the leg or hand, our grandma will go home and take a shower because she says that cats are sooo nasty! Our grandma says that dogs are friends, and cats are evil little spawns from HELL! She is very, VERY true! Dogs are just soooo cute, and cats are just soooo fucking UGLY!!! On the movie cats and dogs, the cats get their asses spanked! The dogs win!!! HORRRAY, YAY!!! Yeah you go dogs kick those retarted feline’s asses, and the dogs did kick the feline’s asses! The director of cats and dogs was a doglover, he said if you own a cat, your a loser, and he said if you own a dog, your a winner! Dogs rule cats drool, face it, its true! Now take your evil little kitties and shove them up your ass! Dogs rule, cats drool! Case closed bitch!
Capri
If a cat was being left home alone, it would sit there all dumb, and have no clue what to do, cats rely on humans, with a cat, you would come home to a destroyed house. If a dog was left home alone, it would eat drink, know what to do, and be happy, with a dog, you would come home to a clean house. Cats are stupid, clumsy, wreckless, disgusting, bad breathed, stinky, bug eyed, ugly pathetic things! Dogs are beautiful, smart, trustworthy, neat, clean animals! Dogs are smarter than cats.
Dogs are neat walkers, walking swiftly and calm along the sidewalk. Cats are soooooooo stupid, they don’t know how or what walking on a leash is. And cats are gross, because they dont let you give them baths, so cats are gross all the time. Dogs let you give them baths, and dogs are clean all the time.
Live it! Love it! LEARN IT!
DOGS HAVE CLASS CATS EAT ASS!
DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS!
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
Case CLOSED bitch!
get out! shut up and blabber your shit somewhere else!
get out! shut up and blabber your shit somewhere else!
If a dog was being left home alone, it would sit there all dumb, and have no clue what to do, dogs rely on humans, with a dog, you would come home to a destroyed house. If a cat was left home alone, it would eat drink, know what to do, and be happy, with a cat, you would come home to a clean house. Dogs are stupid, clumsy, wreckless, disgusting, bad breathed, stinky, bug eyed, ugly pathetic things! Cats are beautiful, smart, trustworthy, neat, clean animals! Cats are smarter than cats.
Cats are neat walkers, walking swiftly and calm along the sidewalk. Dogs are soooooooo stupid, they don’t know how or what walking on a leash is. And dogs are gross, because they dont let you give them baths, so dogs are gross all the time. Cats let you give them baths if they had to take one, and cats are clean all the time.
Live it! Love it! Dogs jump in the mud so you have to clean them all over again! Okay I have to say DOGS DONT BEAT CATS IN EVERYTHING. Who wins in independent? SOOO A CAT!! Dogs are nothing close to independent!!!! A dog would whine and say, “I wanna sleep in the bed!” A cat would sleep on the hard cold sidewalk if they had to!!!!!!! A dog wont do that!
Dogs CANT TALK! I see cats saying hello, mama, a WHOLE poam, I love you, and something else i forgot. I never herd a dog talk!!!!! I can see cats doing backflips in the air. All dogs can do is balence on a ball and balence a ball on their nose! AMAZING! (not). A dog is sometimes called watch and guard dogs, but all they watch is you eating dinner, and all they guard is thier dirty chew toys. Cast can sense a burguler from miles, a dog anounces the intruder the minute he tuches the front door knob!!!!! CATS RULE DOGS DROOL!!!!!!!!
Amatures!!! If you wanna be soooo mature and use words like little shits then why are you arguing about cats and dogs?? thats pretty lame. You girls are so immature. Leave Capri alone and grow up and stop be bitches how bout that for a big word.
CAPRIS SISTER
Capri
Go fuck off, shut it shit licker! Shut your big gobb.
If a cat was home alone, it would sit there all dumb and have no clue what to do. Cats rely on humans, with a cat you would come home to a destroyed house. If a dog was home alone, it would eat drink know what to do and be happy. With a dog, you would come home to a clean house. Cats are stupid, clumsy, wreckless, disgusting, bad breathed, stinky, bug eyed, ugly, pathetic things! Dogs are beautiful, trustworhthy, neat, clean animals!
Dogs are neat walkers, walking swiftly and slowly and calm along the sidewalk. CATS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID THEY DONT KNOW how or WHAT WALKING ON A LEASH IS! Cats are soooooooo gross because they dont let you give them baths, cause they also dont like water, so cats are gross all the time! Dogs let you give them baths all the time, and dogs are clean all the time.
LIVE IT! LOVE IT! LEARN IT! CATS JUMP ALL IN THE MUD, SO YOU HAVE TO CLEAN THEM ALL OVER AGAIN!DOGS DO BEAT CATS IN EVERYTHING! WHO WINS IN INDEPENDANT? A DOG! CATS ARE NOTHING CLOSE TO INDEPENDANT! A cat would wine and say “i wanna jump in the bed!” Dogs sleep on the hard floor or sidewalk if they have to you bitch! A CAT WONT DO THAT!
You and your sister is immature little bitches! FUCK OFF, AND QUIT COPYING US! LEAVE US ALONE!
DOGS CAN TALK! DOGS CAN SAY HELLO, I WANT THAT, IM HUNGRY, I LOVE YOU, MOM, AND MANY MORE THINGS! STUPID CATS CANNOT TALK! YOUR STUPID! DOGS CAN SAY A WHOLE POEM, LIKE A I LOVE YOU POEM, CATS CAN MEOW AND WAKE YOU UP ALL NIGHT! WE NEVER HEARD A CAT TALK! YOU NEVER HEARD A DOG TALK, BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ONE! DUH!DOGS ACTUALLY DO BACK FLIPS IN THE AIR, CATS CANNOT! YOUR SO DUMB AND IMMATURE, YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR SAYING! ALL CATS CAN DO IS NOTHING! AMAZING!(NOT!) DOGS CAN DO SOOOOOOOOOOO MANY TRICKS WE CANT EVEN NAME THEM ALL! CATS ACTUALLY WATCH YOU EATING YOUR DINER AND ALL CATS DO IS WATCH SOMEONES DINNER AND STEAL IT, AND HUMP THEIR STUPID CAT TOYS! THIS IS FOR DOGLOVERS ONLY, SO GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BLOG YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!! DOGS WATCH FOR BURGALURS, AND CAN SINCE BURGALRS FOR MILES, A CAT WOULD LET A INTRUDER IN THE DOOR.
DOGS HAVE CLASS CATS EAT ASS!
DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS!
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
Capri’s sister
AMETURE!!!!! BOTH OF YOU ARE AMATURES! YOUR THE LITTLE IMMATURE BITCH! GO FUCK OFF! ALL YOU AND YOUR STUPID SISTER SAID IS LAME! IF YOU WERE SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MATURE, YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT! BOTH OF YOU BITCHES ARE IMMATURE LITTLE SHITS! YOU BOTH LEAVE US ALONE! CAPRI STARTED IT! WE ARE NEVER LEAVING CAPRI ALONE! YOUR GROW UP, FUCK OFF, AND QUIT BEING A FUCKING BITCH! HOW BOUT THOSE FOR BIG WORDS?
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
FUCK OFF YOU BITCHES!
Capri and Capri’s sister
You listen here you immature little fucking bitches. For one thing, dont you EVER talk to us like that again. For another thing, this sight is for doglovers only, so get off this sight you fat catloving bitches. You BOTH leave us alone! You two are the ones that are immature little shits, getting on this blog and talking about dogs like that, Well, guess what? Dogs rule, and cats drool. Cats are the ugly, stupid, disgusting, bug eyed, pathetic things! Dogs are just beautiful and clean! SO YOU BOTH LEAVE US ALONE! YOU FUCKING BITCHES!!!!! LEARN SOME RESPECT! YOU ALL NEED TO GROW UP AND STOP BEING FUCKING BITCHES! FUCK OFF! GET OFF THIS BLOG YOU IMMATURE LITTLE ASS LICKING BITCHES! GO TO THE TOP, AND WE SENT MORE POTST TO YOU BITCHES! DON’T SEND US ANYMORE POST BITCHES! HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES? HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE FOR BIG WORDS?
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
FUCK OFF YOU BITCHES!
Capri and Capri’s sister.
WE CAN SAY OUR STUFF HERE, READ THE TITLE! YOU BITCHES NEED TO GO BLABBER YOUR SHIT SOMWHERE ELSE! YOU BITCHES HAVE BIG GOBBS, THAT SAY LAME THINGS. READ OUR POST AT THE TOP BITCHES! IF YOU SEND SOMETHING AGAIN, OUR MOM SAID SHE WAS GOING TO GET ON HERE. SHE READ YOUR ALL’S POST, AND SHE WASN’T HAPPY! OUR MOM SAID YOU TWO HAVE BIG GOBBS, THAT SPIT OUT THE WRONG STUFF! FUCK OFF YOU IMMATURE LITTLE BITCHES! YOU LITTLE ASS LICKING SHITS! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL! LEAVE US ALONE! OUR MOM SAID FOR YOU TWO LITTLE IMMATURE BRATS TO LEAVE US ALONE TOO! YOU TWO CAN GO FUCK EACHOTHER! FUCK OFF, GROW UP, AND QUIT BEING BITCHES! READ OUR OTHER POST AT THE TOP, CAUSE THIS IS NOT ALL! WE SAID MORE BAD STUFF TO YOU ALL, AND ABOUT CATS! CATS ARE UGLY LIKE YOU BITCHES! DAMN YOU AND YOUR CATS TO HELL! FUCK OFF! HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE FOR BIG WORDS BITCHES? FUCK OFF BITCHES! OUR MOM SAID TO LEAVE US ALONE! YOU GOT THAT BITCHES?
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAPRI AND CAPRI’S SISTER
YOU BITCHES ARE IMMATURE AMETURES! YOU BITCHES ARE UGLY LIKE CATS! FUCK OFF BITCHES! FUCK OFF, GROW UP AND QUIT BEING BITCHES! GO FUCK EACHOTHER! READ OUR OTHER POST ABOVE, THIS ISN’T ALL! YOU BITCHES GO BLABBER YOUR SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE! WE CAN SAY THINGS LIKE THAT HERE! READ THE TITLE!!!!!!!!OUR MOM SAID FOR YOU TWO TO LEAVE US ALONE, OR SHE IS GOING TO GET ON HERE! SHE READ YOUR ALL’S POST, AND SHE WASN’T REAL HAPPY!
FUCK OFF, YOU IMMATURE AMETURES! FUCK OFF BITCHES! HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE FOR BIG WORDS??? OUR MOM SAID TO LEAVE US ALONE! READ OUR OTHER POST ABOVE!
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
FUCK OFF BITCHES!
Shut up!!!!!! I dont care WHAT you say!!! My sis is fifteen fuckn 12 year olds and she can beat you up. Cats rule dogs drool. Dogs jump in the mud cats dont do that fuckn shit!!!!!! Dogs are showoffs! They think they are so cute in tiny clothes!!!!! Okay!
My gram said she had a dog, and she KNOWS CATS ARE WAY BETTER! The dog was so dumb it messed with a skunk and got sprayed!! People in Kentucky are PIGS!!! DOGS MATCH WITH YOUR FUCKN STATE!!!!!!!!! In Illinois cats are awesome!!!! Back off bitches!
Capri
FUCK OFF! YOU SHUT UP BITCH! WE DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT YOU SAY! MY MOM IS GETTING ON HERE IF YOU POST ONE MORE COMMENT! YOUR SISTER IS A PUSSY AND WE CAN BEAT YOU AND HER PUSSY ASS UP! WE ARE OLDER THAN BOTH YOU BITCHES! FUCK OFF BITCH! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL! CATS JUMP IN THE MUD, DOGS DONT DO THAT FUCKING SHIT! CATS ARE SHOWOFFS! CATS THINK THEY ARE SO CUTE IN TINY CLOTHES, BUT CATS ARE UGLY! OKAY! FUCK OFF BITCH! FUCK YOU!
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL! FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING UGLY BITCH!
CAPRI
Our gram has a dog, and she says cats are ugly, and she SAYS SHE knows DOGS ARE WAY BETTER THAN CATS! A CAT WAS SOOOOOOO DUMB, IT MESSED WITH A SKUNK AND GOT SPRAYED, AND THEN A CAT GOT KILLED BY A DOG. CATS ARE SOOOOOOO FUCKING STUPID, THEY CLIMB UP TREES AND CANT GET BACK DOWN, YOU HAVE TO CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT TO GET THE UGLY PUSSY OUT OF THE TREE! YOUR JUST A FUCKING NORTHERN YANKEE BITCH! PEOPLE IN ILLINOIS ARE PIGS! PEOPLE IN THE NORTH ARE PIGS! DOGS ARE SOUTHERN ALL THE WAY. YOU WANNA FUCKIN’ SEE WHAT US SOUTHERNERS DO TO YOUR FUCKING STUPID NORTHERN ASSES? IN ILLINOIS, CATS ARE UGLY, STUPID, AND SO ARE THE PEOPLE! BACK OFF BITCH! DOGS RULE CATS DROOL! DOGS ARE AWSOME, THE SOUTH IS AWSOME! CATS ARE STUPID, THE NORTH IS BACKWARD! BACK OFF BITCH!!!!
SOUTHERNERS RULE, NORTHERNERS ARE STUPID!
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
Okay. Shut up. Please. You go say all this somewhere else. Dogs are sometimes clean, sometimes not. Cats clean themselves, dogs need a 2 hour bath. Dogs DO rely on humans, mabye your dog dont, but many dogs do. Any cat who eats its poo, dosnt take baths, stares at you while you eat dinner, dosnt take its own walk, is a lazy cat. Shelby and Sabrina, your cat is dumb but my cat and all the other cats around me are not lazy. Your cat is dumb, and your dogs are smart, dogs are nothing like independent, and sometimes cats er better, but dogs are better sometimes to. Cats CAN talk, heres the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iV6DQuEh4UQ
And dogs DO destroy your home sometimes, and dogs are dirty, and cats floss, and they have style. Link to video to provit:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUgO42d01rY
And sorry, I did see a dog talk once, but cats can talk, too. Cats are sometimes VERY loyal, but that saying is true, “as loyal as a dog.”
Capri
CATS MATCH WITH YOUR FUCKING STUPID STATE! CATS ARE STUPID, UGLY, AND NOSEY LIKE YOU NORTHERNERS! YOU FUCKING DAMN YANKEES BETTER BACK OFF, CAUSE THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN! US SOUTHERNERS WILL KICK YOUR FUCKING UGLY NORTHERN ASSES! PEOPLE IN ILLINOIS ARE PIGS! NOTRTHERNERS ARE NOTHING BUT STUPID, BACKWARD, UGLY, KNOW-IT ALL, TWO FACED BITCHES!
BACK OFF BITCH!
ALL OF YOU NORTHERNERS CAN GO FUCK YOUR SHEEP!
SOUTHERNERS RULE!
DOGS RULE CATS DROOL!
Oh, cats CAN do backflips, http://video.google.fr/videoplay?docid=-8197118293642375492
Capri,
First of all I know how old you are and I am sure your Mother does not let you talk this way! This blog is suppose to be about dogs, fun stuff for kids and dog lovers to talk about between eachother and just because you may not agree with what others say or feel does not mean you should react and talk the way you are. As far as US Kentuckians being backwards, well do not even go there little girl, you should be ashamed of yourself! Now I suggest you stay clear from this blog and my girls, UNDERSTAND!
Cats can run across lakes, play the piano, play with the smartest animal on earth (the dolphin), and lots more!!!!!! Link: http://video.google.fr/videoplay?docid=-8197118293642375492
Cats can scratch a dog on the nose, then it runs away like a whimp.
Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8W_cGy2A4I
Whatever, shelby’s and sabrinas mom, but they know that dogs arent independent, and dogs dont take care of themselves. THEY CAME TO MY SITE AND ACTED LIKE THEY WERE ME. Sorry, but they swore.