Conservative Humor Fails Again

What is with these guys? There’s got to be one semi-decent comedy writer/performer who’s right of center, but by the product they make in the form of Fox News’ “Red Eye” and now “The Half-Hour News Hour” they cannot write a joke to save their lives.

I almost feel like panhandling and collecting for them.

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23 Responses to “Conservative Humor Fails Again”


  1. Gravatar Icon 1 RedBastardGod

    Well, that was awful. Fundies are too stupid to be funny.

  2. Gravatar Icon 2 Duder

    I’m just not sure how many ways I can say this: President Chency got drunk and shot an old man in the face (and the old man apologized). Credit where credit is due, that’s incredibly funny.

  3. Gravatar Icon 3 RedBastardGod

    Cons are funny to laugh at but it’s not possible to laugh with them. Unless you’re retarded or something.

  4. Gravatar Icon 4 Rheinhard

    I just saw a clip of this as I flipped over to the Fox Nothing Channel for the few minutes remaining in the hour after the end of tonight’s excellent FRONTLINE on PBS (part 1 of 3 about the state of current journalism). As they started their comedic hit piece on Obama, one very significant thing stood out to me.

    The laugh track.

    There is no actual audience laughing at this, it’s all just a canned added audio track. Guess they can’t find enough wingers to fill a studio and obey the “Laugh Now!” signs.

  5. Gravatar Icon 5 vwcat

    The hosts were so wooden and fake. And, they try way too hard.
    Stewart, et. al. make it look easy and effortless. They act like themselves and go off script.
    Maybe they should have watched alot of Colbert. He imitates (and lampoons) conservatives so, they could pick up how it’s done for real.

  6. Gravatar Icon 6 Wilbur

    Their problem is you can either be a repressed, reactionary, judgmental, selfish, fear baiting war monger or you can be funny.

    Hard to do both. Occasionally you see a talented conservnik who can manage the balancing act, but it usually takes a huge amount of alcohol or oxycontin to keep ‘em going.

  7. Gravatar Icon 7 WhiteWhale

    I know one conservative comic that is funny: Nick DiPaolo. He is definitely crass and racy but he is funny.

  8. Gravatar Icon 8 Dugger

    OK then. The overwhelming consensus of progressives is that conservatives aren’t funny. I’ll record that and we can move on.

    Heads up everybody. There will be another post tomorrow talking about how conservatives aren’t nice. Be sure and post your personnel anecdote backing this up.

    “I once met a man who said he hadn’t had a bite in a week. So I provided him fincial assistance.”

    Bada Bada Boom!

    How was that?

  9. Gravatar Icon 9 pseudonymous in nc

    “The Half-Hour News Hour”?

    Not at all a nod to “This Hour Has 22 Minutes”, oh no.

  10. Gravatar Icon 10 Duros62

    If the guys at Hot Air think it’s lame, what does that tell you?

  11. Gravatar Icon 11 Duros62

    Robotics sure has come a long way, though, I gotta say.

  12. Gravatar Icon 12 Nimrod Gently

    It’s like 15-year old 4chan user humour.

    LOL BARACK OBAMA’S INITIALS ARE BO!!!!!!!!! LOL MARION BARRY!!!!!!! DEMOCRATS ARE TEH STUPIDS AMIRITE? Never forget 9/11. LOL MARION BARRY!!!!!!

  13. Gravatar Icon 13 Duros62

    I’m just surprised there isn’t a fart joke in there somewhere.

  14. Gravatar Icon 14 Quaker in a Basement

    I’m just surprised there isn’t a fart joke in there somewhere.

    Embarrassingly enough, that seems to be Garrison Keillor’s territory these days.

  15. Gravatar Icon 15 Oliver

    Now look, I’m not going to be a humor snob. A well timed and executed fart joke can be a thing of beauty for all to behold.

    He who hath smelt it doth hath deal it.

  16. Gravatar Icon 16 Duros62

    A well timed and executed fart joke can be a thing of beauty for all to behold.

    I don’t disagree. but the operative term is “well timed and executed.”
    Fart jokes should not be the foundation of a schtick.

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