Please, God, Please Let This Be True

3:58 pm EST February 6th, 2007 | Republicans | 17 Comments

Michael Savage is apparently mulling a run for the presidency. Yes, this Michael Savage.

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17 Responses to “Please, God, Please Let This Be True”

  1. Quaker in a Basement says:
    February 6, 2007 at 4:00 pm

    Savage is running?

    Then so am I. I’m in too.

    Don’t laugh. I got at least as good a chance as he does.

  2. Quaker in a Basement says:
    February 6, 2007 at 4:01 pm

    Better yet, let’s make it Michael Savage versus Dan Savage.

    Let’s get this culture war rockin’.

  3. Nimrod Gently says:
    February 6, 2007 at 4:02 pm

    I use no hyperbole when I describe Michael Savage as the single biggest dickwad in the entire known universe.

    Run Weiner Boy run. And get humiliated.

    (I almost said “get fucked in the ass” but he’d enjoy that)

  4. Nimrod Gently says:
    February 6, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    Oh, I didn’t realise it would involve his leaving the radio show too.

    This must happen.

  5. Duros62 says:
    February 6, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    “I know it sounds bizarre but when you consider the people running for the presidency, none . . . seems to be qualified,” Savage told NewsMax in an exclusive interview.

    And he is qualified how exactly?

  6. Nimrod Gently says:
    February 6, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    Hell, the current incumbent is qualified how exactly? 2000 made a lot of questions like that irrelevant.

  7. Duros62 says:
    February 6, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    On the plus side, Newt Gingrich would no longer be a last resort.

  8. Wilbur says:
    February 6, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    Better yet, let’s make it Michael Savage versus Dan Savage.

    I’d rather see Michael Savage vs. Doc Savage

    (In the Republican primaries of course – mind you: either would be an improvement over the current incumbent)

  9. Nimrod Gently says:
    February 6, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    Actually, Weiner Boy would be even worse.

  10. Randy Brown says:
    February 6, 2007 at 6:05 pm

    “Dickwad” isn’t a strong enough description.

    My choice would be an extremely dirty epithet that rhymes with “runt.”

  11. Nimrod Gently says:
    February 6, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    I was going to say that but I refrained at the last minute.

  12. jimmmm says:
    February 6, 2007 at 9:06 pm

    America is ready for a goatee-wearing, single, fifty-something San Franciscan who lives with his mother president.

  13. Eric the Political Hack says:
    February 6, 2007 at 9:38 pm

    Savage should run as a third party when he loses the Republican nomination. Or maybe as a runningmate with Tancredo should Tancredo abandon the GOP. That’d be awesome.

  14. jerry says:
    February 6, 2007 at 9:58 pm

    If he wins he would be the first Jew to hold the office. I doubt he would be the first anti-semite to hold the office, but he would definitely be the first Jewish Anti-semite to hold the office.

  15. Dugger says:
    February 7, 2007 at 8:25 am

    The funny thing is you say such hateful outrageous things about moderates with whom you disagree that it sounds no differnt when you talk about the likes of Savage. No diffrent.

    I call for perspective!

  16. Nimrod Gently says:
    February 7, 2007 at 9:35 am

    I call for shut up Dugger.

  17. Duros62 says:
    February 7, 2007 at 11:58 am

    Wait, did duggger just call Savage a moderate?

    Plant Doctor Michael Weiner/Savage is an oxygen thief.