When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut, mainly for the glamour and the adventure of the undertaking. Who knew the entire process also included crazy astronaut love triangles?
An astronaut drove 900 miles and donned a disguise to confront a woman she believed was her rival for the affections of a space shuttle pilot, police said. She was arrested Monday and charged with attempted kidnapping and other counts.
U.S. Navy Capt. Lisa Nowak, 43, who flew last July on a shuttle mission to the international space station, was also charged with attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery. She was denied bail.
I gave up on my dream when I realized that a lot of math is involved. A lot. But I don’t think this kind of behavior is covered in NASA manuals.
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Only two are astronauts, so technically it’s only a crazy astronaut love line. (Sorry for the math.)
Almost like some way..way out Jerry Lewis’ movie* plot
*Dick Shawn was great, as usual, in this film.
I just bet there’s some medicine out there that will help this lady.
Gave up on the dream?
C’mon OW. You. Miss Alba. Zero gravity.
Speaking from personal experience, of course, there are certain inherit physiological difficulties with zero gravity …umm…Albalization
But we can still dream about it!
This poor woman. She clearly didnt go to the Tom Delay school of mug shot photo taking.
I sure there is some I’m spaced out defense.
This poor woman. She clearly didnt go to the Tom Delay school of mug shot photo taking.
I sure there is some I’m spaced out defense.
“I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”
Does that guy have a pet rabbit?
He might oughta check on it.