Comments on: Colbert Goes Soft?

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 20:58:37 +0000

Eureeka! That’s it! dick-flavored Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream!
We’ll be rich!!!11!!

By: S

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 18:30:23 +0000

Just think how the dick eating Frank would have contributed and completely derailed this thread.

By: pseudoscientist

pseudoscientist — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 13:13:57 +0000

This thread was amusing…..

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 23:09:18 +0000

I think this thread marks the point where Dugger went completely insane.

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 23:02:37 +0000

Eureeka! That’s it! Tobacco-flavored Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream!
We’ll be rich!!!11!!

By: mambochicken23

mambochicken23 — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 22:38:30 +0000

Let’s not forget the extremely addictive properties of cigarettes relative to the addictive (if there are any) qualities of ice cream.

And let’s not forget that smoking harms the people around you as well in the form of secondhand smoke, whereas you’re personally affecting only yourself when you eat ice cream.

What’s wrong with you, Dugger? Idiot.

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 22:06:41 +0000

You’re not listening. Smoking does nothing but kill you, even in moderation, whereas a tub of luxury ice-cream on special occasions will definitely not, particularly in moderation.

Shall I c&p it again, or do you promise to understand it?

By: Dugger

Dugger — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 21:38:24 +0000

Nimmer, Then you support smoking in moderation, right? An occasional drag, a little second-hand here and there – no problema, right?

Free advice, you are just starting to cross the Big Muddy – don’t do it.

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:41:04 +0000

Worst satire ever on so many levels.

Not least the fact that smoking does nothing but kill you, whereas a tub of luxury ice-cream on special occasions will definitely not.

Go mutter to yourself, there’s a good boy.

By: Dugger

Dugger — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 18:53:05 +0000

yes, Nimmer, but this is the same logic progresive apply against the tobacco company. Keying on the thrusts of their advertising. I merely note a simarly unhealthy product cutely and seductively presented by ragamuffin hippies doesn’t seem to worry the food nazis.

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 15:41:18 +0000

Which is why we don’t sit around eating it three fucking meals a day. Will you please see a psychiatrist? This isn’t even in the talking points!

By: Dugger

Dugger — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 15:31:39 +0000

Hmm. Mad am I?

B & Js Brownie Batter (what a cute name!):

310 calories in a mere half cup. 18 grams of fat. 10 grams of saturated fat. 26 G of sugar. 70 MG cholesterol.

Yeah. Good endorsesment Colbert. Really cool. How ’bout a ciggie with that killer hell cream. It’ll be OK. You’ll die of clogged arteries before the lung cancer gets you.

How many progressives candidates and groups take death money from B & J?

By: Nimrod Gently

Nimrod Gently — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 14:34:00 +0000

Häagen-Dazs is fine because it’s not made by dirty hippies.

Meanwhile Dugger’s descent into self-parody and madness continues unabated.

By: Dugger

Dugger — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 13:23:22 +0000

I wonder how many innocents are dead because of all of those cutesy names the BJ dopers give their artery clogging hell cream (straight from the leftist school of criticism). We ban trans fats and don’t ban that garbage?!! Gee. Wonder why.

By: tofubo

tofubo — Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:22:01 +0000

if you had the means, motive, and opportunity, wouldn’t you want to benefit materially and financially ??