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Colbert Goes Soft?

Stephen Colbert throws in with big ice cream… but Ben & Jerry????.

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15 Responses to “Colbert Goes Soft?”

  1. tofubo says:

    if you had the means, motive, and opportunity, wouldn’t you want to benefit materially and financially ??

  2. Dugger says:

    I wonder how many innocents are dead because of all of those cutesy names the BJ dopers give their artery clogging hell cream (straight from the leftist school of criticism). We ban trans fats and don’t ban that garbage?!! Gee. Wonder why.

  3. Nimrod Gently says:

    Häagen-Dazs is fine because it’s not made by dirty hippies.

    Meanwhile Dugger’s descent into self-parody and madness continues unabated.

  4. Dugger says:

    Hmm. Mad am I?

    B & Js Brownie Batter (what a cute name!):

    310 calories in a mere half cup. 18 grams of fat. 10 grams of saturated fat. 26 G of sugar. 70 MG cholesterol.

    Yeah. Good endorsesment Colbert. Really cool. How ’bout a ciggie with that killer hell cream. It’ll be OK. You’ll die of clogged arteries before the lung cancer gets you.

    How many progressives candidates and groups take death money from B & J?

  5. Nimrod Gently says:

    Which is why we don’t sit around eating it three fucking meals a day. Will you please see a psychiatrist? This isn’t even in the talking points!

  6. Dugger says:

    yes, Nimmer, but this is the same logic progresive apply against the tobacco company. Keying on the thrusts of their advertising. I merely note a simarly unhealthy product cutely and seductively presented by ragamuffin hippies doesn’t seem to worry the food nazis.

  7. Nimrod Gently says:

    Worst satire ever on so many levels.

    Not least the fact that smoking does nothing but kill you, whereas a tub of luxury ice-cream on special occasions will definitely not.

    Go mutter to yourself, there’s a good boy.

  8. Dugger says:

    Nimmer, Then you support smoking in moderation, right? An occasional drag, a little second-hand here and there – no problema, right?

    Free advice, you are just starting to cross the Big Muddy – don’t do it.

  9. Nimrod Gently says:

    You’re not listening. Smoking does nothing but kill you, even in moderation, whereas a tub of luxury ice-cream on special occasions will definitely not, particularly in moderation.

    Shall I c&p it again, or do you promise to understand it?

  10. Let’s not forget the extremely addictive properties of cigarettes relative to the addictive (if there are any) qualities of ice cream.

    And let’s not forget that smoking harms the people around you as well in the form of secondhand smoke, whereas you’re personally affecting only yourself when you eat ice cream.

    What’s wrong with you, Dugger? Idiot.

  11. Duros62 says:

    Eureeka! That’s it! Tobacco-flavored Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream!
    We’ll be rich!!!11!!

  12. Nimrod Gently says:

    I think this thread marks the point where Dugger went completely insane.

  13. pseudoscientist says:

    This thread was amusing…..

  14. S says:

    Just think how the dick eating Frank would have contributed and completely derailed this thread.

  15. Duros62 says:

    Eureeka! That’s it! dick-flavored Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream!
    We’ll be rich!!!11!!